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1. all i wanna do by QueenOfSliferRed (SaturdayPeople)

   Fandoms: Clerks. (1994), Askewniverse  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, Gen
   • Work in Progress

   09 Jun 2019

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dante Hicks & Original Character(s)
   • Eventual Dante Hicks/Original Character(s)
   • Dante Hicks
   • Original Characters
   • Randall Graves
   • Background & Cameo Characters
   • Slow to Update
   • Slow Build
   • Friendship
   • Developing Friendships
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Post-Clerks. (1994)
   • Explicit Language
   • 1990s
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added

   Summary

   Despite everything that happened the night of Julie Dwyer's funeral, aka The Worst Day of Dante Hicks' Life, everything is still the same. Dante still finds himself miserable at the Quick Stop, dealing with Randal's 'philosophical' questions about porn and Star Wars, and "every backward ass fuck on the planet." The only thing making it worse is that he doesn't have Veronica's shoulder to cry on anymore. Though, will the new Canuck with a tendency to overshare (mostly about Jeff Goldblum) that moved in shake things up?

   No, not really. But, a new friend to distract him from the shittiness of his life is always appreciated.

   aka Clerk meets Clerk. Mundane shenanigans ensue.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Squall and Dante

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,860

   Chapters:

   2/?

   Comments:

   2

   Kudos:

   3

   Hits:

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