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Good Time Charlie

Summary:

Sam and the Bots need a place to lay low. Bumblebee's got a friend in mind.

(Open for adoption in my Concepts box but continued on my own as well.)

Notes:

Pulling this out of my Concepts box to continue it, even though it is still open for adoption from the initial ficlet.

The premise: Bumblebee (2018) post-movie AU, crossing over with vague characters/events of the TF franchise (of which I only really saw the first two movies), also proposing Bumblebee is a prequel to the existing franchise and otherwise ignoring everything canon, including any sense of timelines and which bots are being used.

For now I'm ignoring anything but the first Transformers movie. So the Optimus Bee was talking to at the end of Bumblebee (2018) was a hologram, the bots arrived when they did in Sam's time but as 2019 instead of 2007 (so I can use whatever radio quotes I damn well please), Mission City happened, Jazz didn't die, other bots made it to Earth, NEST was formed, and yet the whole thing was swept under the rug and so the general public knows nothing about the existence of giant robot fights.

This isn't so much a solidified plot as much as interconnected ficlets for the purpose of crossing over Bumblebee and Transformers characters.

Chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

In the aftermath of the conflict, there wasn't a soul among them, bot or human, who wasn't tired, dirty, and damaged. Optimus looked over his mechs, battered and worn; from Jazz leaning heavily against Prowl, optics shuttered, to the way Ironhide was holding his cannons gingerly, the near-dislocation of his arm clearly paining him. Ratchet was busy fixing up a for-once silent Sunstreaker, his twin hovering anxiously nearby. Even Arcee, who had taken lookout duty, hadn't come through unscathed.

Lennox and the others of NEST weren't any better. The commander of their human allies was in quiet conference with his 2IC, knee elevated carefully with a compression bandage and blood drying at his temple. Sam was sprawled in the dirt against Bumblebee's front tire, inspecting scraped-raw palms; the youngest mech of their group was in alt-mode out of sheer exhaustion, no energy to bother transforming to his root form.

"We need a place to regroup," Optimus decided aloud. "Somewhere safe."

"Somewhere close," Ratchet amended him. "We can't move some of our injured far. I wish Red Alert were here, I could use a second pair of hands."

Bumblebee's shocks rocked his front end upward and the young scout gave a considering chatter-trill of basic Cybertronian. (Sam always laughed at it, saying with his color scheme he was almost like BB-8. It took a movie marathon of science fiction before the Autobots realized correcting the human's knowledge of B-127's designation wasn't necessary.) Then, for the human's benefit, the scout's radio cycled through a bevy of programs, piecing together an English repeat of the message.

"Don't worry, be happy // 'Take Cover!' // 'You think we need one more. All right, we'll get one more'."

"You have an idea, Bumblebee?" Sam, their resident expert in social media slang, translated it first.

Bee bounced on his shocks and his radio blatted a perfect "Beep-boo-bree-oo," of BB-8's agreement-noise, then a song-snippet from an old Disney film. "Talkin' about, Charlie, good-time Charlie, everybody's friend!"

"Who's Charlie?" Lennox, ever the wary soldier. "Civilian?"

Bee whirred at him in the way they had come to translate as admonishment, and his radio cycled again. "Charlie, everybody's friend || If you're lost you can look and you will find me || I'm a love mechanic, yeah, I've got just what you need."

"A mechanic?" Ratchet perked up, and looked to Optimus. "As good as we can get right now, especially if they know Bumblebee already."

"I agree," Optimus nodded. "Bumblebee, this is the human you mentioned in your transmission 30 stellar cycles ago? Are you certain they will be open to assisting us?"

"You've got a friend in me || you can count on me like one two three," the scout confirmed, with an added, "Every step you take, I'll be watching you."

"That's kinda creepy, Bee," Sam teased.

Optimus wasn't surprised the scout had kept track of the first human he'd ever met. "Do you have a current location?"

Bee gave a confirming whistle that sounded like R2-D2, pinging their phones and comms with GPS coordinates. It wasn't far to go at all.

"All right. Autobots, roll out. Bumblebee, you take point."

"'Roger roger'," agreed the monotone-voice of a Phantom Menace droid as Bee's door opened for Sam, making the human contingent chuckle as they hauled their weary selves to their feet and loaded up. Optimus took to alt-form, allowing Ratchet to load Sunstreaker into the trailer.

Like a strange convoy, the group set off, following on a suddenly-energized yellow scout's tailpipe.

"So who is Charlie," Sam asked, in the privacy of Bumblebee's cabin as they glided over California's wind-pitted pavement.

Bee warbled a moment, and his radio pieced together a proper, lilting sentence. "'She gave me || back || MY || voice || a long time ago'."

Notes:

Chp1 Radio credits:
- don't worry, be happy: song
- Take cover: I'm sure someone on the radio has said this before.
- We'll get one more: Ocean's 11
- BB-8/droid noises: Star Wars
- good time charlie: opening song from a very cute old Disney live-action film called Good Time Charlie. It was about a pet cougar in a logging camp.
- lost and can look: song, time after time
- love mechanic: song
- you've got a friend in me: song
- you can count on me: song, Bruno Mars
- every step: song