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Franky
You keep a very clean house darling, but the state of this car is atrocious.
Erm, I’m letting you lend it aren’t I while yours is in the MOT. Don’t make me retract my offer 🤨
Lol. Your car wouldn't even pass an MOT looking at the state it's in. What the fuck are those wedged in the lining of the passenger seat? Crumbs?
You try driving around a 4 year old that chomps on chocolate biscuits and tries drinking her orange at the same time..
Bloody hell, baby
There was a fucking red bull can rolling around in the back between the seats, it was making me insane
So...
So, that’s a safety hazard hon
so much shit just spilled out from your glovebox, I only wanted a pen to get the address on this letter.
Sorry baby, but you really need to hoover all this shit up.
Alright alright, I’ll fucking clean it Gidge.
If
You let me take you for a ride on the backseats 😉
Hahaha. Nice try babe. Clean up first before I even consider the possibility.