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1. Kokichi regrets every decision he ever made in life by morganananana

   Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Super Dangan Ronpa 2, Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing  

   • Not Rated
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/F, F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Aug 2019

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Ouma Kokichi/Getting his dick cut off
   • Hinata Hajime/Komaeda Nagito
   • Soda Kazuichi/Tanaka Gundham
   • Nanami Chiaki/Sonia Nevermind
   • Kuzuryu Fuyuhiko/Pekoyama Peko
   • Naegi Makoto/Togami Byakuya
   • Other Relationship Tags to Be Added
   • Momota Kaito/Saihara Shuichi
   • pretty much every character - Character
   • Komaeda Nagito
   • Oma Kokichi
   • Hinata Hajime
   • Enoshima Junko
   • im being held hostage as i write this
   • komaeda has a gun to my head
   • sans is setting up a noose guys what do i do
   • everyone is out of character it's a fucking crackfic
   • i tried to keep it as inoffensive as possible but im sorry 911 operators
   • i love you all you do wonderful work and keep going you're all amazing
   • bless you all
   • please take nothing i write seriously

   Summary

   Sans and Komaeda demand 25 million empty condom wrappers for my release. Until then I'm being forced to write this. Send help guys.

   Kokichi Ouma finds himself getting employed at a 911 operator office thing, who knows what they're called? Despair-related shenanigans ensue.

   (On a serious note, this is inspired by Doppio gets a godamn job at Wendy's, which you need to read. Now.)

   (Author is not really held hostage but instead she is dying inside and wants this to be turned into the new Bible.)

   Series

   • Part 1 of Crackanronpa

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,103

   Chapters:

   7/7

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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