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1. Harry Potter and the Cork of Green Onion by ReginaldQueribundus

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   12 Aug 2019

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Harry Potter
   • Albus Dumbledore
   • Hermione Granger
   • Ron Weasley
   • Rubeus Hagrid
   • Severus Snape
   • Winky (Harry Potter)
   • Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • Fleur Delacour
   • Viktor Krum
   • Horace Slughorn
   • also the sun apparently
   • Predictive Text
   • Not Canon Compliant
   • which is a bit of an understatement
   • considering multiple characters keep dying and coming back to life
   • this is a story where the sun itself orders harry to kill so idk what you want from me

   Summary

   This story was "written" using Botnik Studio's Harry Potter predictive text algorithms. Originally it was just the one chapter but I decided to keep the fun rolling. How do I begin to describe it? Harry talks to the sun, Ron is useless except when he isn't, and Hermione is determined to kill Professor Slughorn for some reason. Then a shocking betrayal results in a senseless death… twice.

   *The algorithm does start getting HILARIOUSLY inappropriate in a couple of places (hence the Teen rating) so consider yourself warned!

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   10,475

   Chapters:

   6/6

   Comments:

   27

   Kudos:

   18

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