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Jungkook was a simple-minded guy. He didn’t like multitasking and sometimes he got too fixated on one thing. Video games, movies, certain people.
It wasn’t a secret that Yoongi was with Jungkook. They made it very obvious with the absurd amounts of hand-holding and hugs because “Yoongi gets cold easily!”. Sure Kook, sure.
Yoongi was just too fucking cute, which was both a positive and negative for Jungkook. The positive was always wanting to smother the older in affection, through hugs or hand-holding. It was his favourite thing to do when Yoongi asked to hold his hand, fucking adorable. Unfortunately, Jungkook’s focus wasn’t currently hugging his boyfriend and was instead scaring away people flirting with said boyfriend.
After getting rid of multiple people trying to flirt with Yoongi, the pair arrived at Taehyung and Jimin’s apartment. Jimin was the only one home at the moment, setting everything up while Taehyung went out to get snacks and shit for a group hangout. Pretty standard stuff when they could get everyone’s schedules to line up.
Usually, Yoongi and Jungkook would show up, chat a little with Jimin, and then help out with any extra setup before the rest arrived. Turns out today was the rare ‘God doesn’t like Jungkook’ day, as he watched Jimin playfully flirt with Yoongi.
Jungkook knew it was a joke, but he’d had enough of people hitting on his boyfriend and decided to intervene in the stupidest (and honestly, most confusing) way…
T-posing.
Moving into position, Jungkook stood in front of Jimin, blocking Yoongi, and lifted his arms to be like those of Jesus Christ. As if Jesus was aware of Jungkook’s action, he was backlight by rays of sunlight even though it was almost 6pm. He’s the Golden Maknae, of course Jesus would be on his side!
Anyway, Jimin and Yoongi? They weren’t really phased, thinking he was just being a fucking meme-child again. Jungkook T-posing wasn’t anything new, he’d done it many times “to assert his dominance”, so Jimin figured the flirting was the issue.
“Jungkook, you don’t need to T-pose. I was just kidding around”, Jimin laughed, attempting to push Jungkook’s arms back down, to no avail. Jimin was strong, but not as strong as the younger. That boy fucking lifted bro, that’s for sure.
Jimin gave up on forcing his arms down, instead just staring into his unfairly cute and sparkly doe eyes - he’s listened to Yoongi way too much – yet, Jungkook wears a blank face as he continues to T-pose.
“Kook, this is getting fucking weird now. Just put your arms down”, Yoongi sighs. The T-posing holds strong. Jungkook does not waver. Mumma didn’t raise no bitch.
Jungkook stares deep into Jimin’s soul as he towers with his arms never moving. He never stops T-posing. Jimin sighed and headed for the kitchen. He is blocked by Jungkook T-posing in front of him. He continues to stare blankly. Yoongi is concerned and Jimin begins to freak out.
Wherever he turns, Jungkook is there. Just T-posing. He yells for Jungkook to cut it out, but he does not move his arms or remove his stare.
Satisfied in establishing his dominance, Jungkook slowly drops his arms after almost 20 minutes. He leans in close to Jimin and whispers, “try flirting again, I’ll T-pose on your grave.”
When Taehyung walked in only a few minutes later, Yoongi and Jungkook were chilling on the couch and Jimin was yelling that they should help him set shit up. Normal as always.
~Fin.~