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1. Bad Timing by MacandLacy

   Fandoms: Queen (Band), Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Mar 2019

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • John Deacon/Freddie Mercury
   • John Deacon
   • Freddie Mercury
   • Brian May
   • Roger Taylor (Queen)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Language
   • Queen are a very successful group
   • John wants advice
   • Freddie is a good friend
   • The 29 year old virgin in a famous rock band

   Summary

   John has bad timing. Really, seriously, bad timing. He’s missed his cue, procrastinated, dithered, and now it’s embarrassing.

   “Roger would likely set me up with a professional escort, and while I know they would be classy, sophisticated, and discrete, I don’t think that would solve the problem that I’m terrified. Brian would probably drag me to a sex therapist or something, offering to take notes and do research for me,” John finally blurted out, admitting his worst fears about his two other best friends in the world if they discovered his secret.

   OR

   “I’m a 29-year-old virgin in a famous rock band. And pretty soon I’m going to be a 30-year-old virgin in a famous rock band.”

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   13,754

   Chapters:

   6/6

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