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Your attention, please, you mortals have come close to the exit of the tower! But I, the almighty Ganondorf Dragmire, will not let you escape so easily! I could easily vaporize you, but what's the fun in that?
So, you shall play a little game if you want to survive! A low score will drop you to the acid, while a high score will set you free for extra rewards!
Question 1 (3 points):
Which High General of mine met Kylo first?
A. Zant
B. Ghirahim
C. Veran
Question 2 (3 points):
Which Knight of Ren was NOT loyal to me or Kylo?
A. Hux
B. Slick
C. Kreia
Question 3 (3 points):
Who finished Rey's training?
A. Ashoka Tano
B. Luke Skywalker
C. Luke's Force Ghost
Question 4 (3 points):
Which member of the worthless Resistance had a crush on Finn?
A. Rose Tico
B. Poe Dameron
C. Kaydel Ko Connix
Question 5 (3 points):
Anna may be a mortal, but still has some power. What was Anna's element?
A. Water
B. Fire
C. She had the Force
Very well. Round two is harder. It takes more skill. And I reward more skill. Let's play!
Question 6 (4 points):
Rey has started rebuilding the New Jedi Order. Which one of them is NOT her apprentice?
A. Aron
B. Temiri
C. Finn
Question 7 (4 points):
That repulsive Finn always gets in my nerves. How did he catch my attention first?
A. By stopping a Reylo wedding
B. By escaping from my best High General
C. By repelling me in combat
Question 8 (4 points):
Finn and Rey can't resist making love to each other. They are sickeningly sweet. Anyway, how does she call him?
A. Peanut
B. Sweet pie
C. Big Bear
Question 9 (4 points):
Poe and Jessika are also sweethearts. But they sicken me a little less. Whom did they fight to protect each other on Naboo?
A. Zant and Ghirahim
B. Bruton and Kreia
C. Eli and Thrawn
Question 10 (4 points)
Kylo Ren was a terrible leader, but a great warrior. How did he pass away?
A. Killed himself
B. Slashed by Rey
C. Shot by Finn
So far so good. Now, the real deal! These questions are the hardest and the most rewarding! Have a nice failure, worthless humans!
Question 11 (5 points)
That nasty Finn changes eye color when he channels his fury. Where did he use even the slightest power of his fury for the first time?
A. On Artorias
B. In Canto Bight
C. On Naboo.
Question 12 (5 points)
Fierce Finn has glowing eyes, showing tremendous power. So do I. What is the color of my awesome eyes?
A. Yellow
B. Black
C. Pink
Question 13 (5 points)
Kylo lied about Rey's parents. She even had another name! What's her real one?
A. Lyra
B. Kira
C. Sora
Question 14 (5 points)
Bruton was exactly what his name said. The brawn of the Knights of Ren. But still not a god like me. What was his nickname?
A. The Red Giant
B. The Black Knight
C. The White Death
Question 15 (5 points)
I know Finn wants my head and I want his. But I have two more rivals. Who is NOT one of them?
A. Pan Hancock
B. Link
C. Rey
That was the quiz, ladies, gentlemen and worthless Resistance fans! After I check the score, your fate shall be sealed! And your final score is...
