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Rey is hunted down by a giant snake. She tries her best to evade it, but it's too fast.
"What do you want from me? I am not edible!"
"I am here to warn you, Kira! You will never get rid of me! You will pay for what you have done to me!"
"I never did anything to you, you horrible monster! I don't even know you!"
The snake rushes to eat her, but Rey slashes at it with her saberstaff.
"Oh, Kira... always one to resist me. How many times must I tell you? You are nothing!"
Then the upper body of the snake mutates into a human with long, black hair and yellow eyes. The creature's right hand is a crossguard lightsaber. "But not to me. Come, and give me what's mine. The child."
"Never!"
Suddenly, Rey wakes up in her bedroom, which she shares with Finn, who has just kissed her in the lips.
"Rey? Darling, what's wrong? You were screaming insults in your sleep! Why are you nervous?"
"Because I should be! I saw myself getting hunted by an enormous snake which wanted our unborn child! What's worse is that the snake mutated into him who must not be spoken."
"Does his letter start from K?"
"Yes."
"You really should stop hating snakes so much. You lived in the desert for crying out loud!"
Rey chuckles at her boyfriend's comment. "I don't hate snakes. I really love petting yours."
She does so, causing the snake to become longer.
"Even though I want to choke it sometimes." She grabs Finn's snake and tightens her grip quickly until he moans with pleasure.
"My snake appreciates your gesture, but prefers to go to your cave instead."
The two strip naked and do what they love the most.
After a while, the two get dressed again. "And this is when we find out pregancy consumes too much of your energy. We have to wait until the child is born." Finn comments. "You are usually more fierce."
"Can you be Fierce in bed for once?"
"If I ever manage to control that and you want to get rid of all your bones, yes."
"I believe it will totally be worth it!" Rey responds with a not-so-innocent smile.
"The best thing about this is that we can do this all day. We don't have a war or even a job with fixed work hours!"
"To be honest, you have the most lazy job ever. Being a bodyguard for the New Jedi Order is like asking to be protected."
"Not that I am paid for this."
"We would share the money anyway. As a founder and active trainer, I would probably be the boss. If Ashoka wasn't more responsible than me."
"Isn't Ashoka about to retire, just like Wedge?"
"No. She said she will train Jedi until her death. Which, considering her age, isn't a very long time."
"REY!"
"Sorry. Will you punish me, please?"
"Yes. No sex until the baby is born."
"I know you had a bad upbringing, but this is cruel!"
"Do not even mention it!"
"Ok. I went a bit far. Can I have some strawberries?"
Finn brings some.
"Mmm, delicious. Will you buy that beautiful dress for me that I found at Moon Mall?"
"Of course."
"Will you also train the Padawans for me tonight? You do have the Force, training and skill!"
"I don't know if I can do it!"
"You didn't know if you could kill two Knights of Ren."
"Gah. Fine. You won."
The day passes by and Finn, sweating, returns home. "Rey, if not for you, I would... huff... not do half of... puff... this! I had to spar against four kids in a row. No idea how I beat all of them. What's worse, Temiri, the best student, was the last one and came extremely close to win!"
Hard knocks are heard on the door. It's Poe, Jessika and Snap.
"Hello, buds! How is the job as policemen?"
"It goes pretty well! Today we only had a handful of pickpockets and attempted arson. It had so little problems that even Suralinda didn't report anything serious. And she usually inflates anything that exists. Thankfully, she never lies."
"At least she is better than the Roundhead, who portrayed the First Order in a positive light." Jessika comments. "And my Poe as less competent than what he is."
"You know" Finn says "not all of the First Order was evil... more than half of the Stormtroopers were honestly good people.
Snap interrupts. "Want to go to a Fathier race?"
"No." Finn responds. "I saw one in Canto Bight. They abuse their Fathiers."
"But there is nothing left of Canto Bight. It's on Naboo. And Kaydel Ko Connix has volunteered!"
"Ok. We will go for Kaydel."
"But aren't the Fathiers still abused? And aren't here any slaves?" Finn insists.
"Let's call Kaydel. She knows better about these Fathiers and races."
The holographic response delays ten minutes. "Hello, guys and girls! Why did you call me?"
"Finn doesn't want to come to the race because he fears there is animal abuse and slavery. Do you know anything?"
"Apparently, so did the New Republic. They thoroughly examined all the animals. If there was the slightest problem with them or we used slaves, they would stop the funding and cancel the race. And those behind it would be arrested. They came as simple civilians, but they are some of my troops and I know them. I didn't say a thing. Everything is fine."
"Good." Finn responds. "I am okay with games as long as they don't involve suffering."
"Finn, I chopped Kylo to pieces. Never seen you whining about cruelty to animals about that!"
"Only innocent animals, Rey." he replies and kisses her cheek.
Poe has an idea. "Are you for a gaming session?"
"Yes!" Jess responds. "I want a racing game!"
"Better a flight simulator!"
"No, Poe, you always win. How about a shooter?"
"No, because whoever has you, the stormtrooper, as an ally wins. And you don't waste time rubbing it to us. How about a fighting game?"
"Unfair, Rey, you have Jedi reflexes. But I can't decide between the flight simulator and the shooter."
"Come on, Snap! Decide!"
"A round of everything."
The results are predictable. Rey wins the fighting round, Jess wins the race, Finn wins the shooting round and Poe the flight round. Snap has no victory, but has three second places (the race, the flight simulator and the shooting game) with Finn being second at the fighting game.
Tonight everyone sleeps at Finn and Rey's house. The next day will be amazing. Everyone knows it.
The Resistance has resisted enough. Now they have to rebuild the Galaxy, which was ruined by the constant wars. To rebuild the Republic, which was threatened by the First Order and its own corruption.
The era of chaos and destruction is over. A new era of prosperity and creation awaits. The only thing left to do is to rebuild.
It is easier said than done.