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    “I'm still not sure what I'm doing here,” Leonard objects.
    Barry swallows and points at the paper: “Open it.”
    Leonard complies with a sideways glare. He unfolds the note lazily, wondering what on earth could ever link him to that thing on Barry's table, and suddenly he's not chuckling anymore. He stares at the message, then at the basket, then at the message again.
    He freezes.
    He reads the note one more time, hoping the words on it have magically disappeared, or changed into something else – anything else.
    They haven't.
    The inconceivable message is still there, staring right back at him in a rounded, curly handwriting that makes him want to vomit. Or maybe it's just what it says.
    The baby inside the basket burbles cheerfully, as if to stress the insane absurdity of the situation.
    He's yours. Good luck, motherfucker.

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