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At sixteen years old, Kirishima Eijirou had had his fair share of embarrassing experiences. On his first day of kindergarten, he’d been so nervous he wet his pants. Then there was the time that he tripped and fell flat on his face in front of kids two years older than him when he was ten. But this time definitely had to take the cake...
Class 1-A was bustling into homeroom, spirits high as it was the end of the week. Kirishima walked in with Bakugou as usual, and took his seat. Aizawa followed, sleeping bag in tow, and shut the door behind himself.
“Settle down, I have an announcement to make,” Aizawa said to his way-too-rambunctious teens, “We have another training camp coming up soon to improve your quirks further. I have a sheet with dates and other details, but again, the location will remain undisclosed. Now to pass out those sheets...”
Aizawa glanced down at his desk, and then his lap, and then the floor, then seemingly came to the realization that he’d forgotten said sheets.
Aizawa let out a heavy sigh, “Kirishima, can you go and get those sheets from the printer for me?” he asked, naturally turning the whole class’s attention to Kirishima.
“Sure, Mr. Aizawa!” Kirishima stood up, and it took about 0.01 seconds for the entire class to start laughing hysterically, save for a few. Midoriya and Yaoyarozu both looked like they were about to die from secondhand embarrassment (not that Momo knew what secondhand meant), Iida was yelling for him to “cover that up”, and Bakugou had the same face he did when he was aroused.
“Um, what is it?” Kirishima asked, scared to hear the answer.
“Dude, you have a huge fucking boner!” Kaminari announced.
Aizawa rolled his eyes, and looked like he was really regretting becoming a teacher at the moment, “Everyone stop laughing, erections are a perfectly normal bodily function that I’m sure all of you with a penis have experienced before.”
“Sensei, you say that like you’ve never gotten a boner before,” Kaminari blurted out.
Aizawa sighed loudly, then crawled into his sleeping bag facing away from his very obnoxious children.
“Um, I’ll go get those copies now.” Kirishima announced.
Bakugou still had a red tint to his face, so Kaminari, the unofficial official class commentator said, “Kirishima’s not the only one to pop a boner this morning, huh Bakugou?”
He was answered by Bakugou blowing his desk up.
Aizawa began to draft his retirement letter in his head.