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Tie your mother down changed their name to Brian.
In love with my car: Dammit Brian
In love with my car: Really?
Brian: what
Love confessions: don’t change your name brian
In love with my car: yeah. At first I had my doubts but these names were chosen by your friends
Love confessions: thank you for appreciating me Roger
Brian: fuck my friends
Love confessions: please
In love with my car: Freddie!
Love confessions: sorry. I had to
Brian: …
Douluvme: guys
In love with my car: oh man. What now
Douluvme: You! You won’t stop buzzing my phone
In love with my car: feisty. I dig that in chicks
Douluvme: I’m not one of your chicks Roger
Love confessions: dammit you guys
Love confessions: look what you did
Love confessions: now Deacy is sad. He can’t be sad. He’s pretty much the only normal one here.
Brian: how does him being normal have anything to do with him being sad?
Douluvme: I’m not sad. I’m pissed. I was trying to be quiet in public
In love with my car: oh great. Dammit deacy
Love confessions changed Douluvme’s name to Dammit Deacy.
Brian: why Freddie
In love with my car: it’s sPECIAL bRIan
Love confessions: yes
Dammit Deacy: but that’s not me. That’s something that somebody else would say to me
Love confessions: must you always over analyse everything? My god
Brian: OH GOD
In love with my car: What
Brian: I’m stuck in traffic and I’m hungry
Brian: :(
Dammit Deacy: Boohoo
Love confessions: gASp! Thats not very nice Deacs
Dammit Deacy: fuck u. Fuck u all i dont need friends fuck u fuck u
In love with my car: you okay?
Dammit Deacy: oh my god im so sorry
Dammit Deacy: somebody stole my phone sorry
Brian: who?
Dammit Deacy: just some guy. I was waiting for the lift. I got it back though
Love confessions: yes we can see
In love with my car: oh are you almost here
Dammit Deacy: yes.
In love with my car: cool
Brian: where?
Love confessions: They’re going on a date
In love with my car: it’s not a date fred. We just have to talk about some things
Brian: what kind of things?
In love with my car: It’s nothing
Dammit Deacy: Roger wanted to tell me about his doctor visit today and because i was with him and he didn’t want anybody to hear so were going somewhere you guys will never find us
Brian: well what happened?
Love confessions: why was Deacy with you Roger? And wtf happened at your doctors appointment that you have to have further discussion with somebody that was IN THE ROOM?
In love with my car: DEACY
In love with my car: YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDNT TELL
Dammit Deacy: I didn’t tell. I just mentioned
In love with my car: same thing
Brian: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ROGER MEDDOWS TAYLOR
In love with my car: its none of your business. That’s what
In love with my car: And if I really wanted anybody to know we wouldnt be going so far away
Dammit Deacy: did you want me to know?
Dammit Deacy: because you could have asked me to leave the room
In love with my car: I forgot I had them on
Dammit Deacy: oh sorry btw. I should have looked away
In love with my car: you were watching?????
Dammit Deacy: I said sorry.
In love with my car: It was goddamn bet john!!!
Dammit Deacy: Yes you said.
In love with my car: And I mean it!!
Brian: I feel very out of place
Love confessions: I think I know what theyre talking about
In love with my car: Shut up freddie!!!!!!
Brian: christ roger. Calm down
In love with my car: Don’t tell me to fucking calm down!!!!
Dammit Deacy: Roger I’m here. Where are you.
In love with my car: table 5
Dammit Deacy: okay
Love confessions: you went to a fancy restaurant with an elevator?? Damn. Too bad I couldnt have come :(
Brian: Same. Maybe Fred and I will go to our own restaurant since you two are being so weird
Love confessions: yeah
Love confessions: just out of curiosity tho………….
Love confessions: Roger were you wearing a thong?
In love with my car: IT WAS A BET
In love with my car: GOD I SWEAR IT WAS A BET
Love confessions: okay then. Whatever you say
Dammit Deacy: freddie stop
Love confessions: do you believe him?
Dammit Deacy: Freddie stop please. Hes crying
Love confessions: shit sorry
Love confessions: but just one more thing
Love confessions changed In love with my car’s name to Thong boy.
Thong boy: not funny freddie
Love confessions: kinda funny. Besides youd look good in a thong
Thong boy: freddieeeeeeee stop
Love confessions: sorry rog. Anyway I’m gonna go call Brian now and see how much longer he has till hes home. Have fun boys :)