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Roger created a group chat.
Roger: sup. Finally figured out how to do this.
John: tf is this
Roger: It’s a group chat!
Brian: you dork
Roger: Hey!
Freddie: Guys whats going on
Brian: Roger made a group chat
Freddie: nerd
Roger: Really? I’m the only nerd here? How is that possible?
John: tbh it’s better he’s a nerd than singing drake all the time
Brian: it’s catchy!
Brian: and i wrote a parody to it! :)
Freddie: of course you did
Roger: how does it go
Brian: Deacy
John: wot
Brian: Do you love me
Brian: it’s part of the parody
John: uuuuhhhhh no. Not really. Sorry
John: Oh. So you’re not confessing your love?
Freddie: Did somebody say confessing love? I can explain
Roger: ...have you even been listening to them
Freddie: no. not really
Roger changed John’s name to Douluvme.
Douluvme: wtf
Douluvme changed Roger’s name to In love with my car.
In love with my car: ITS A METAPHOR FOR GODS SAKE
Brian: HA! In love with my car!!!
In love with my car changed Brian’s name to Poodle head.
Poodle head: Really? Real mature roger
Poodle head: sorry. I mean in love with my car :)
In love with my car: shut up
Freddie: Okay. Here goes nothing. When I first met John, I thought he was really shy. But he was nice. When I first met Brian, tbh I couldn’t keep my eyes off his hair. It was so… big. But Roger, well, I kind of maybe had an itty bitty teeny tiny small little,,,,,,, crush,,,,,, is that the right word? On him. ………………….
Douluvme: :I of course you did
Poodle head: will you guys stop talking about my hair please?
In love with my car: why did you write all of that?
Freddie: you were talking about love confessions
Freddie: …… and then you weren’t
Douluvme changed Freddie’s name to Love confessions.
Love confessions: what’s that do?
Love confessions: oh
Poodle head: why is this happening? I don’t understand
In love with my car: me neither. Why am i in love with my car
In love with my car: it was one song. Big deal
Douluvme: Roger you locked yourself in a cupboard until freddie agreed to letting you put it on the b side
Love confessions: yeah wtf was that about?
In love with my car: it was worth it
Poodle head: was it though?
Poodle head changed their name to Brian.
Douluvme: Hey! You can’t do that!
Brian: I’m not going to be insulted every time I send a text
Douluvme changed Brian’s name to Sensative little fuck.
Sensative little fuck: You spelled sensitive wrong, Deacs.
Douluvme changed Sensative little fuck’s name to Sensitive little fuck.
Sensitive little fuck: i have no words.
In love with my car: at least you’re not mocked by your songs
Love confessions changed Sensitive little fuck’s name to Tie your mother down.
Tie your mother down: im leaving
In love with my car: No! Don’t! This is fun
Tie your mother down: this is fun to you?
In love with my car: ...yeah kinda
Douluvme: why
In love with my car: i don’t know. It’s just fun
Love confessions: im leaving now. This guy is making eye contact with me.
Tie your mother down: where are you?
Love confessions: HE ORDERED TWO BEERS YOU GUYS
Tie your mother down: use condoms sweetie
Douluvme: well he’s gone
Douluvme: im going to sleep
In love with my car: Night. I’m going to bed too
Tie your mother down: night Rog