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The defend Peter squad
13:14
Potato Gun: hey uhh
Potato Gun: wtf is happening with peter
Not Rosa Diaz: I’m just glad he hasn’t been stabbed
Not Rosa Diaz: although this is definitely the weirdest thing that’s happened to him
Meme Queen: try the coolest thing that’s happened to him!!
Guy in the chair: ya I'd expect you to fly over as soon as you’d heard
Meme Queen: ugh I wish
Meme Queen: theres a ceremony going on and mother said no :(
Potato Gun: seriously guys I'm worried about him
Guy in the chair: haha keener u sap
Potato Gun: shut UP ned
Not Rosa Diaz: don’t worry harley I already told tony to send updates as soon as possible
Potato Gun: thanks mj youre my only friend
Potato Gun: oh except for peter
Meme Queen: awww harley that’s actually so sweet
Potato Gun: shut up shuri god
Potato Gun: mj tell them to shut up
Not Rosa Diaz: guys shut up were all worried about peter
Meme Queen: no u
Not Rosa Diaz: no shit sherlock
13:21
Not Rosa Diaz: stark
Not Rosa Diaz: whats going on with peter
Not Rosa Diaz: harleys freaking out
Iron Dad: is that you trying to say youre freaking out or
Not Rosa Diaz: no I’m serious he is spamming our chat
Iron Dad: huh
Iron Dad: I would’ve expected the kids girlfriend to worry about him
Iron Dad: not the other kid
Not Rosa Diaz: don’t turn this on me tell me about peter
Not Rosa Diaz: or I stg I will put you on my list
Iron Dad: please don’t
Iron Dad: he’s safe
Iron Dad: I got him and his spider brethren into a jet and we’re headed to the compound
Not Rosa Diaz: thanks tony
Not Rosa Diaz: also I cant believe you actually typed out spider brethren
The defend Peter squad
13:27
Not Rosa Diaz: peters safe in a jet with tony
Potato Gun: oh thank god
Potato Gun: WAIT PLANES CAN CRASH
Not Rosa Diaz: keener wtf is going on with you honestly
Potato Gun: I havent seen peter in like a month I worry
Meme Queen: lame
Not Rosa Diaz: shuri you call peter every day and you are texting during an important ceremony
Meme Queen: u got me there
Meme Queen: hes just like
Meme Queen: the best boy
Potato Gun: rt
Guy in the chair: rt
Not Rosa Diaz: rt