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written for SD Valentine's Day Smut Fest 2019 - Prompt;
Hermione sets out to woo Draco, deciding to use some of the 129 tips on how to find a husband as printed in an old edition of Witch Weekly from 1958. Needless to say, the suggestions are sexist, archaic, and downright hilarious.
#11: get a job in a medical, dental or law school
