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Love Is Only Three Cubicles Away: How to Accidentally Fuck Your Coworker by carnivorousBelvedere, sooz (notwest)
Fandoms: Homestuck
16 Oct 2019
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Summary
Dave is decked out to the mother fucking nines. He already owns a plush black velvet suit that he'd spent way too much money on, because who wouldn't have a bomb ass suit for the off chance that they were going to be invited to an anonymous sex party some day?
He was able to buy a sleek red mask at a costume shop near his apartment, and when the girl at the door asks for his name he remembers it's a work event, panics and says, "Dick Johnson."
As he walks in he wonders if any of his coworkers were actually desperate enough to accept this invitation. He wonders if Karkat could possibly be here.
... Nah.
It's only after he gets the tour of the place–including the three people that are going at it right there in the living room–that he realizes exactly what he signed up for.