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chat: whats a king to a god
juice: hello would anyone like to explain why hyojin is IGNORING me
juice: i asked him a Very Important Question when he stopped texting me and it has been
juice: two hours
juice: :/
Strong Man: what'd you do
SENSATION☆: you finally made him snap after 10 years. incredible
juice: if it took 10 years i cant even be mad i respect that
minkyuwu: wait what was the question????
juice: why am i being interrogated
juice: i was the one with the question
juice: WHERE is hyojin he didnt even leave me on read he just left me to rot
Strong Man: chill
Strong Man: maybe his phone just died
juice: TWO HOURS
milkboy: dont worry!!! hyojin's with me! he's meeting a friend of mine
SENSATION☆: you got dumped
juice: tell hyojin the wedding is off im leaving the country and never want to speak to him again
god: will you calm down for 2 seconds
juice: THERE YOU ARE
juice: will you ANSWER MY QUESTION
god: no, seungjoon, you should not flirt with the baskin robins employee to get an extra scoop
juice: but would you flirt w them for me?
god: yes :/
juice: bc you love me :3
SENSATION☆: its because he can actually flirt
SENSATION☆: and he doesnt want you to embarass yourself and then ban everyone from baskin robbins because you can't handle the consequences of your actions
minkyuwu: and because he loves you :3
juice: thx mk, ur the only one i can trust
god: OH MY GOD EVERYONE SHUT UP RIGHT THIS INSTANT
god: I HAVE A BOY THAT YOU GET THE PRIVELEGE TO MEET
god: so long as you promise to be decent people and treat him with the love and respect he deserves
god: which is all of it
minkyuwu: a boy ???
SENSATION☆: hmmm?
juice: kim hyojin adding another boy to his collection?
juice: unbelievable. save some for the rest of us
god: anyways
god added mizuguchi_yuto to the chat
god: this is my new son
god: i love him more than i love everyone in this chat combined
milkboy: yuto's really nice! I hope you all like him :)
mizuguchi_yuto: Hi! It's nice to meet you all. I hope we get along!
god: do you see that? he even types with punctuation and capitalization
god: why aren't we like that?
Strong Man: i was once
Strong Man: and then changyoon made fun of me till i stopped
SENSATION☆: let it be known that the only force on this earth keeping me from speaking on this issue is a very ominous text from hyojin
SENSATION☆: that i Do Not want to share not only for my own safety but for the innocence of our resident child, minkyun
minkyuwu: hey!!! im taller than you!
SENSATION☆: our very tall, very broad child
minkyuwu: what about minseok! i thought he was the baby!!
SENSATION☆: he may be cute, but frankly, minseok holds more power than anyone on this planet
SENSATION☆: dare i say, even more than hyojin
god: its true... ive been training him
god: one day, he too will rip the heterosexuality out of men's hearts and get free drinks with every step he takes
milkboy: ah...
juice: that explains it
juice: minseok's unearthly powers stripped me of all my pride and joy
milkboy: i'm sorry...
god: dont bother angel, seungjoon's just bitter that you're better at table tennis than he is
Strong Man: you had to say it
juice: DON'T YOU DARE
juice: YOU KNOW THAT MINSEOK HAS CONNED ALL OF US OUT OF WINNING A GAME WE SHOULD HAVE WON
juice: I DONT KNOW HOW HE DOES IT
milkboy: really... i promise i'm not that good at games!
juice: oh dont you start
juice: can we just ban minseok from playing games with us ever again
juice: its not fair
milkboy: ah...
SENSATION☆: look what you did
SENSATION☆: you made him sad
Strong Man: maybe we should ban you instead
juice: ITS NOT MY FAULT MINSEOK ALWAYS WINS
minkyuwu: all in favor of banning seungjoon from the group say aye!
juice: YOU'RE ALL UNGRATEFUL
mizuguchi_yuto: Ah, if it's okay, would you mind introducing yourself?
mizuguchi_yuto: I still don't know who everyone is.
mizuguchi_yuto: I'd appreciate that ^^
milkboy: be nice uwu
god: ok everyone SHUT THE HELL UP
god: yuto!! im sure you know but its me! hyojin! i love you!
minkyuwu: g-god? d, do you wuv me??? :3
god: no.
juice: hello im sure ill end up adopting u as well!
juice: im lee seungjoon !
SENSATION☆: wow so the new kid gets a warm introduction huh
SENSATION☆: but youve left me to rot since the moment you met me
god: .
SENSATION☆: im changyoon and infear for my life every day
Strong Man: and im jaeyoung
Strong Man: i actually think we've met before?
Strong Man: i joined you and minseok for ice cream that one time, i think
milkboy: c:
mizuguchi_yuto: Oh!! Jaeyoung!!
mizuguchi_yuto: (＾▽＾)
god: you WHAT
god: i cant even be mad at you right now jaeyoung
god: yuto i LOVE YOU
mizuguchi_yuto: ,,(´｡• ω •｡`)
minkyuwu: hey!! im kyunie (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
SENSATION☆: dont associate with him
SENSATION☆: youll turn into a furry
SENSATION☆: its what happened to jaeyoung :/
Strong Man: ... zootopia is good? ok? when will you leave me alone about that?
minkyuwu: its really good ! you need to watch it with us yuto!!!
minkyuwu: everyones invited but changyoon :D
SENSATION☆: ok. i see how it is.
SENSATION☆: im not loved, i get it.
minkyuwu: its not my fault all the cats at the cafe didn't pay attention to you !
minkyuwu: they knew not to trust you !
milkboy: aw changyoon, i'll always love you <3
SENSATION☆: thank u launie... ur the only person i can trust in this day and age
mizuguchi_yuto: Launie?
milkboy: its a nickname he made for me ^^
mizuguchi_yuto: Cute :D
juice: wait but Who Are You
juice: i got ditched by my BEST FRIEND so he could hang out w you
juice: Whats The Story
mizuguchi_yuto: I moved from Osaka recently, and started attending school here.
mizuguchi_yuto: I'm a freshman, like Minseok. He approached me in one of our classes and was very nice ^^
mizuguchi_yuto: He bought me sweet bread and showed me around my first day.
milkboy: he's kinda shy! and cute c:
milkboy: i'm trying to get him to teach me japanese!
god: do you all fuckign see thsi. i love my babies.
minkyuwu: ahdjekaxj thats so cute why woudlnt you tell us about him earlier!!!!
milkboy: uwu
minkyuwu: you take that back young man
mizuguchi_yuto: And I got to meet Jaeyoung a while ago, but we never really talked much after that.
mizuguchi_yuto: It's nice to be able to talk to you again ^^
Strong Man: Oh yeah of course
juice: hey jaeyoung how do you make all the kids fall in love with you its not fair
milkboy: its the arms
mizuguchi_yuto: Yeah... nice arms.
SENSATION☆: um?
god: holy fuck
minkyuwu: did yall not know?
juice: TEACH ME YOUR WORKOUT ROUTINE
Strong Man: can we move on
minkyuwu: aw hes shy,,,
god: god will take pity on you tonight
god: BOYS we have to discuss
god: what yuto's nickname should be
juice: RIGHT
juice: hes one of us now
minkyuwu: whatever changyoon wants it to be i Do Not Want That
SENSATION☆: gimme a fucking second i havent even said anything yet damn
god: hm
god: yyyy
god: yuuuutooooooo
god: yutoooo
god: yu
god: u!
juice: u good?
god: i wanna call him U
milkboy: that's weak, hyung :/
god: i raised you on my fucking back and you treat me like this
SENSATION☆: how about
god: no. next
SENSATION☆: i didnt even breathe
juice: god i wish you wouldnt
mizuguchi_yuto: I'm sure I'll like any name.
god: ok i have the answer everyone shut up this is final
god changed mizuguchi_yuto to kim yuto
juice: bitch
juice changed kim yuto to lee yuto
god: seungjoon.
god: this is your last day on earth.
juice: thank god
minkyuwu: hey what about y
minkyuwu: ytu
Strong Man: take your time
minkyuwu: yuut
SENSATION☆: oh my god
minkyuwu: WAIT
juice: there it is boys
juice changed lee yuto to yuut
yuut: Do i get any say in this
minkyuwu: IM SORRY I DDINT MEAN TO
god: yuut... my son... he's so beautiful
juice: you mean? our son ?
god: did i fucking stutter
juice: do yall see this? how he treats me?
juice: as if im not your #1 boy? the original?
god: god doesn't love all his children equally he only loves Yuut
god: also shut the hell up everytime i try to be nice to you you bully me
juice: thats not true
god: dont lie to me bitch
god: watch this
god: seungjoon. youre my best friend and i love you
juice: who are you :/ kyunies my best friend
juice: he gives the best hugs
juice: and UNLIKE YOU
juice: HE LETS ME BE CLINGY
god: see
minkyuwu: ok but hes right
juice: thank you!! thats why kyunie is the bestie!
SENSATION☆: yall are gonna give me a headache again i thought we were over this
private chat: miziguchi_yuto, kimhyo_94
kimhyo_94: hey yuto!!
mizuguchi_yuto: Hi, Hyojin ^^
kimhyo_94: oh wait
kimhyo_94 changed mizuguchi_yuto to my son
kimhyo_94: :3
my son: hum
kimhyo_94: anyways!!
kimhyo_94: im sorry if the chat is a little chaotic! its always like that
my son: No, it's fine! I'm not used to it but...
my son: having so many people to talk to is nice C:
kimhyo_94: aidkaldkla skslal!! i love u!
kimhyo_94: im glad!
kimhyo_94: i know you just saw me today, but tomorrow angel, devil, changyoon and me were gonna meet up and get lunch? youre free to come if you want!
my son: Angel?
kimhyo_94: minseok !
my son: Oh, that makes sense.
my son: Devil?
kimhyo_94: seungjoon
my son: Ah
my son: Thank you! But I already have plans tomorrow !! Sorry ;;
kimhyo_94: thats ok!! i hope you have fun tomorrow ❤❤❤❤❤
kimhyo_94: and im really glad everyone in our little group seems to like you ^^ i know youll get along great !
my son: ^^