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1. pudding, husbands, and one traitor ass little bitch of a heart rate machine by i_like_your_shoelaces

   Fandoms: NCT (Band)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   17 Mar 2019

   Tags

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   • Lee Donghyuck | Haechan/Mark Lee
   • Fluff
   • Light Angst
   • so light you wont even see it
   • Crack
   • kinda? its just gen z humor but theres plot and shit and its not crack its just funny
   • Getting Together
   • Love Confessions
   • cuz ya girl had to make it cheesy
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • mark is kinda a dumbass
   • and a little high off painkillers
   • but he is in the hospital so its not drugs and shit
   • Hes Fine
   • renomin are mentioned
   • chensung are there too
   • donghyuck is an independent woman who dont need nobody
   • and a complete WEEB
   • ren and mark are bffs
   • jaem and hyuck are bffs
   • jeno is the only smart one
   • and a doctor but thats not really important
   • They eat a lot
   • Domestic
   • asf cause its markhyuck
   • Mark Lee (NCT) is Whipped
   • Lee Donghyuck | Haechan is Whipped
   • heart rate machines are used.......
   • ;)
   • lots of pudding
   • theyre not actually married
   • just read till the end

   Summary

   Swiping the green button, he lifts the phone to his ear, "Hello?"

   "Hello, is this Lee Donghyuck?"

   "Yeah?"

   "This is the UA Hospital, your husband is in our ICU and we just wanted to inform you." The kind, female voice says over the phone."

   Donghyuck's heart dropped, he felt the color leave his face. His stomach filled with worry.

   "Oh god, okay. I'll be there soon, thank you." Donghyuck hangs up the phone, standing up and running to get his shoes.

   But a second later he realized,

   "I'm 20 and single, I don't have a fucking husband."

   (or an idea that was probably based off tumblr but i cant find a post. its funny, sappy, a little (barely) angst, fluffy, and sassy. everything you need

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