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Draco🐉: Harrrryyyyyyy
Harry⚡️: What
Draco🐉: What are you doing
Harry⚡️: just got out of the shower
Draco🐉: without me?😩
Harry⚡️: What
Draco🐉: Send nudes
Harry⚡️: Draco wtf
Harry⚡️: No
Draco🐉: Awwww come on baby let me see. Please?
Harry⚡️: Fine
Harry⚡️: Pic.jpg
Harry⚡️: Happy?
Draco🐉: That’s your foot
Draco🐉: Show me something good
Draco🐉: Please
Harry⚡️: FINE
Harry⚡️: Pic.jpg
Draco🐉: What the fuck am I looking at Potter
Harry⚡️: Its my dick
Harry⚡️: Don’t you recognise it
Draco🐉: What did you do to it
Harry⚡️: I zoomed in so it’s like you’re right here
Draco🐉: Right
Draco🐉: So what are you doing now
Harry⚡️: I’m going to sleep
Draco🐉: And what would you do if I was there?
Harry⚡️: Sleep??????
Draco🐉: Just that?
Harry⚡️: Yes???????
Harry⚡️: What is happening right now
Draco🐉: For fucks sake Harry! I’m trying to sext with you!!!!!!!
Harry⚡️: Well how was I supposed to know that!!! We’ve never done this before!
Harry⚡️: All you did was say send nudes like try a little harder next time Draco
Draco🐉: Ugh
Draco🐉: You are the worst
Harry⚡️: I’m sorry okay? Let’s try again
Draco🐉: Fine
Draco🐉: What are you wearing?
Harry⚡️: Nothing
Draco🐉: Show me?
Harry⚡️: It’s dark
Draco🐉: I don’t care
Harry⚡️: Black.jpg
Draco🐉:
Draco🐉: I want a divorce
Harry⚡️: Love you too 😉