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"Ladies and Terry, I have an announcement to make" Bruce announces as the family eats their delicious gyros (homemade by Alfred "The Chef" Pennyworth). The entire table freezes.
"We are going on a trip" He starts.
"Where to, love?" Selina asks, grinning.
"We are going... to Greece for 3 weeks. All of us as a family" He sighs, wincing at the excited screams and laughter.
"So with that being said, finish dinner and go pack. We leave two days from now" Selina smiles. The girls and Terry demolish their plates before disappearing upstairs.
"How long do you think it'll take for them to realize they have to come back to clean up the dishes?" Selina snickers, picking Terry up and cleaning his face.
"Soon. Alfred is very strict" Bruce shrugs as they head towards Terry's room to get him ready for bed.
Wednesday Afternoon (5 PM)
Alfred enlists the help of Kon, Wally, and Roy to assist him with filling the SUV with luggage. Ellie held Terry in her arms as he slept and carried him to the car. Once buckled in and covered up snuggly in his favorite blanket, she closed the door. Tia climbs in and sits next to his car seat. Jaz hops in the back seat and groans when Dahlia slips in next to her.
"Hush, the tiny child is snoozing. We shall not wake him" She hisses. Jaz sighs before cracking her knuckles.
"Ellie, remove your sister before she gets thrown out of the car." She glares at the eldest. Ellie grins and decides to switch Dahlia with Tia.
"Better?" Ellie asks.
"Yep. This one I dont wanna strangle as much" Jaz shrugs. Tia rolled the window down and smiled at Kon who was carrying the rest of the luggage.
"Why is he so amazing?" She sighs dreamily.
Jaz blinks and rolls down her window to glare at Bruce.
"Run me over with this car, please. I will not make it to Greece" She pleads.
"Why? Too many sisters?" Bruce smirks.
"Yes. This is literally your fault. Fix it. Unadopt me or something" She demands.
"I will not run you over and I can't unadopt you because you aren't adopted in the first place" He explains, enjoying her dramatics.
"Alfie, adopt me, please! Make me a Pennyworth. I dont wanna be a Wayne anymore. It's over-rated" Jaz calls out to their grandfather figure who closed the trunk.
"Perhaps, you'll become a Harper one day" He hums as Roy chokes on his water. Jaz blushes, face entirely red and rolls up the window rather quickly.
"Are you gonna die? Can I have your vanity?" Tia asks as Jaz stares at her in horror. She lets her eye twitch before she gets out of the car and runs inside the house. Alfred sits next to Tia and buckles her giggling body in.
"Kon, can you get her?" Bruce sighs. Roy laughs as Kon nods and returns with Jaz who had clung to the drapes like a cat.
"C' mon Jazzy" Ellie begs as her sister flails around in Kon's arms. Bruce comes over and hits her pressure point. She immediately goes limp and he takes her from Kon.
"Our sister, ever the actress. She should have an Oscar or a Golden Globe by now" Tia snickers as Jaz is placed in the car against the other side of Alfred. Once the boys waved goodbye, Bruce started up the car and buckled in. He drives the family to the private lot of the airport. Bruce quickly talks to another man dressed in the airport's uniform and pulls up to a building. After getting each passport verified and stamped, he returns to the car and drives up to the large, private jet they own. Everyone gets out and carries their things up the stairs except Terry and Jaz who were both asleep.
The large Boeing jet had 5 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms along with a beautiful dining area. It also came with 2 sleek couches and tv for entertainment.
"Wow, this is gorgeous. Tia, we need to Instagram this" Ellie squeals, placing her suitcase in bedroom #2. Dahlia zooms into the same room and grins when Tia pouts.
"Ha, you cannot sleep in here with us, peasant" Dahlia taunts before Ellie thumps her.
"Be nice. Come here, Tia" Ellie frowns. Bruce nudges Jaz awake and places her in bedroom #3. Selina was already cuddling with Terry in bedroom #1.
"Girls, there are 5 bedrooms. No one has to share anything except bathrooms" Bruce announces as a tugging war between Tia and Dahlia has begun.
"So we get our own rooms? Sweet" Tia lets go of Ellie and skips across the hall. Jaz yawns and glares as Ellie jumps in her bed.
"Sissy, we need to cuddle. It's urgent" Ellie whines. Jaz hits her with a pillow and rolls over. Ellie curls around her and smiles happily. She then opens up Instagram and begins a live stream.
"Jaz, say Hi to my IG familia" she pokes at her sister.
"Hola" Jaz waves in a bored valley girl tone.
"Oh my god, no. Alright, let's see who on this plane actually loves me" Ellie gets up and leaves the room, heading towards Tia's room further down the bronze-encrusted hall.
"Tia, Tia, Tia, Tia" Ellie knocks repeatedly. Tia opens the door and waves, holding up her phone.
"Boo, you are such a copy cat" Tia groans, going towards the front of the plane to sit down and buckle in as the captain announces take off is soon. Ellie heads into the bathroom and dances in the mirror while reading her fans' comments. Selina comes into the same bathroom and dances with her, holding Terry on her hip who was giggling throughout the entire thing. Ellie turns off the live video and goes to sit in her seat along with the rest of the family.
"Prepare for lift-off" the captain announces as everyone buckles in and hits airplane mode on their phones.
8 PM
The girls had changed into their PJs and played with their baby brother.
"When's dinner again? I'm starving" Ellie groans, laying on the carpeted floor.
"In 10 minutes is our snack and at 10 is dinner" Tia reminds her as Terry snuggles in her lap with his pacifier in his mouth. Dahlia picks him up and sits him in her lap with her tablet.
"Go on, color the page, brother. Your artistic abilities must develop at a steady pace" Dahlia coos. Selina watches them with a smile and rubs her small bump. Bruce rolls his eyes as Ellie rests her head on his leg.
"You are not wasting away. You'll be fine" He reassures her after the fifth sigh. An attendant places three trays on the dining table with small plates and bottles of water before returning to the kitchen.
"Oh! What is it?" Ellie frowns. Jaz approaches the table and picks up a small plate.
"It's either spanakopita or "mezedes pikilia" " Jaz reads the little cards in front of each dish. She grabs the first option and hums as she devours it. Tia grabs the other and within the first bite, happily finishes it.
"It's chicken" She nods. Dahlia disgusted with Tia's choice, picks the spanakopita happily. Jaz grabs the chicken dish next and bites into it. The family happily finished the appetizers. Terry seems to like the mezedes and spanakopita with a glass of grape juice. He yawns and rubs his eyes before reaching for his daddy. Bruce takes him towards the bedroom to read him a bedtime story. The attendant returns to clean up and Dahlia gently taps her. "What is the vegetarian option for dinner?" Dahlia frowns at her in displeasure. "It is Moussaka. A vegetarian greek lasagna" She explains with a smile.
"Thank you" Dahlia nods, returning to her sisterly duties of educating her sister on art.
"Dahlia, what color should my Robin be?" Ellie asks.
"Perhaps blue, sister" Dahlia shrugs. Tia and Jaz were giggling on the other couch with Selina as they took silly pictures.
10 PM
"Dinner is served. Beverage options are wine, lemonade, water, or lemon iced tea" the attendant announces as she and two others set up the dining table. Everyone sat down and waited to be served.
"The options are Pastitsio or Moussaka. Pastitsio is a Greek lasagna. Moussaka is a vegetarian lasagna with eggplant, zucchini, and chickpeas with rice."
Ellie and Bruce decided to try both just to appease Dahlia for one night. Jaz and Tia happily chowed down on Pastitsio. Selina took a huge chunk of it and calmly ate while the others ate like barbarians. After dinner, the girls helped the attendants clean up and get ready for bed.
"Whatever is left, it is yours to eat. Thank you for the wonderful service" Selina told the attendants.
"Oh thank you, Mrs. Wayne" they gratefully replied. She heads to her bedroom where Bruce is reading in bed while Terry clings to his shirt.
"Goodnight, Daddy Bat" She smiles, laying down and pulling Terry to her chest. Bruce puts the book in the nightstand drawer and lowers the light level.
"Good night" He sighs.
In Room #2...
Ellie was facetiming Wally and wrapping her hair up in a bun.
"So how much longer in the air?" he asks as she applies her night face mask.
"We land in London for an hour's break to stretch the legs and refuel the jet. After that, it's straight onto Greece" She smiles, spraying her face with the finishing spray.
"Wow, you look really cute" he grins. She poses before laughing softly.
"Take lots of pictures and call me back when you land in London?" He yawns.
"You know it. Good night, cutie" She winks before hanging up and flicking her lights off. She puts her phone on charge and slips off to sleep
In Room #3...
Jaz was washing her face and arguing with Roy about cars to buy.
"You idiot! I am not buying a truck for you to play with. I am getting the car I want. Deal with it" She grumbles before rinsing her face.
"But babe, it would make me the happiest boyfriend in the whole wide world" He grins innocently. She pats her face dry just to properly glare at him.
"You know what, shut up about cars and tell me you love me" She rolls her eyes as she turns off the bathroom light and lays down in her bed with the lights dim.
"I love your grumpy face so much, it hurts when there's not an entire glare on it" He grumbles.
"Good boy. Keep talking" She laughs softly.
"Lian misses you already. She's drawing you cards for every day you're gone. It's making me sad and lonely" He pouts.
"I am so sorry. I'll make it up when I come home and get on your nerves" she shrugs weakly.
"You know I love it when you do that. Quit slipping into that sad tone, young lady" he scolds. She giggles and kisses the camera.
"I love you, Night Roytoy" She waves.
"Night Jaybae" He winks. She hangs up and goes to sleep after scrolling through Twitter for a little bit.
In Room 4...
"Kon, I have to go to sleep. I can't keep doing trivia with you all night" Tia whines, laughing at his frown.
"But we need to discuss these things. My life depends on it" He groans.
"Whether or not, Sokka and Toph were married is not going to kill you. I can tell you that kryptonite might and maybe me in pre-coffee mode might but nothing else" She shrugs, brushing her hair into a large bun.
"Sounds like a big lie but ok" he scoffs, sliding into his bed.
"I miss you already. Don't watch any more episodes without me or else" She hisses.
"Alright, alright. I promise. Go to sleep, scarybat" he teases.
"Whatever. Good night, Kon" she sighs.
He hangs up before laying back in his bed with a frown.
"So you haven't told her yet?" M'Gann frowns next to him in the bed.
"No, and she is going to kill me" He nods before turning over to cuddle her.
8 AM
The attendants were setting up breakfast when Selina and Terry approached the dining table.
"Say good morning" Selina coos.
"Goo Mowing" Terry yawns. The attendants softly giggle before pouring juice into each glass and his sippy cup.
"Tank you," he says as one attendant places his breakfast on a smaller plate in front of him. He immediately goes after the small pieces of watermelon and sliced turkey. Selina grabs a cup of cut strawberries and Greek yogurt. Bruce yawns as he steps in and sits next to her. She grabs him a mug and pours him coffee.
"Thank you" He nods before grabbing a pastry and fried eggs. Dahlia calmly kisses Terry on the cheek before doing the same to her father and stepmother. She sits next to her father and grabs a fruit cup then covers it lightly in powdered sugar. Jaz cracks her back and sits next to Terry. She sips her grape juice and then grabs a couple of pastries along with some pineapple chunks. Ellie flops next to her. She grabs some food on one plate and then fills another before leaving. She returns dragging Tia in with her to sit next to her and pour her a cup of coffee with three sugars.
After breakfast, everyone gets dressed and brushes their teeth. Soon enough, they land in London's airport.