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Break all the bones challenge
“Hey, guys today we're doing the Break Every Bone In Your Body Challenge! Now I know that my dear dad might have said I wasn't allowed to do this. But I need to embrace my teenage rebellion before the inevitable death and sorrow of adulting" his eyes shined with stars.
“Now let's see what we can do in a day”
The door was broken down at that moment. There stood todoroki.
“I heard you were doing something dumb,” todoroki said with a straight (only straight thing he can do) face.
“What??!!! Noooooo nothing dangerous going on around here, only homework and umm uhhh all might..?” he held up an all might plushie. (one of at least 328957345793249)
“..........ok” he left
“Wow, that was close…”
“Well let's go”
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“Just walking down the hallway oddly do not do anything at all” midoriya said while whistling
He trips. And lands face forward on the ground. Breaking his nose.
“Welp that's two down 204 left to go.”
It turns out breaking all his bones isn't really that hard because just during training he breaks both this arms and one of his legs.
“Wow, this is way to easy. Should i be worried? Hmm nah” he shrugged.
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“Hey problem child no more breaking bones or ill perminately lock you in a closet for the rest of your time here”
“Ok aizawa sensei”
Goes and breaks 3 ribs and his other not broken leg after hopping to fast down the stairs.
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Of course aizawa didnt lock him in a closet forever but it was close.
“You under school arrest and your not aloud to break anything. For everything you break youll have to do 400000 pushups.” aizawa did not care
He only ended up breaking 4 more bones and after that he honestly didnt belive he would ever feel his arms again
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“Im sorry deku couldn't finish the video because hes in the infirmary because he broke all of the bones”
Uraraka said very worried but also there laughing.
“SHITTY DEKU STOP HURTING YOURSELF”
“Welp gonna go stop bakugou from attacking deku