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    The sorting hat is placed on your head. It says nothing. After what seemed like an eternity, the hat says, "Impossible. You shouldn't exist."

     

    "Yeah, I know I shouldn't exist. We've covered this. Just sort me and we can move on." I sighed.

    "I'm confused. I was told... something different. But you, you just shouldn't exist here at all. How are you here?" It asked.
    "I don't know," I whined.

    "I'm not saying you don't belong at Hogwarts. You just don't belong in this world. At all. How are you here? How are you alive?" It went on with its confusion.

    "I don't know how I got here. I don't know why I'm here. I just want to eat and go to bed." I closed my eyes, trying to block out the stares from the students.

    "Are you dead?" The hat asked.

    "For all I know, maybe. Maybe I am dead. Maybe I went to an alternate universe. It's all just maybe's at this point." I shrugged. "Just fucking sort me."

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