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1. Punch-drunk by tofuworm

   Fandoms: Metallica  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Mar 2019

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   • James Hetfield/Original Character(s)
   • James Hetfield
   • Kirk Hammett
   • Lars Ulrich
   • Jason Newsted
   • Accidental Marriage
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Fluff
   • Romantic Comedy
   • basically just the plot of Much Ado About Nothing by Shakespeare with Metallica characters inserted

   Summary

   Kirk drunk-marries a townie, Hetfield creates an enemy, Lars talks way too much, and Jason just wants to cuddle.

   Takes place from January to September of 1993 -- eight straight months of gooey rom-com goodness at the tail end of the Black album tour. Fluff, funnies, and drama incoming.

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   English

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