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1. The Situation by glasgowbones

   Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Mar 2019

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Todd Brotzman/Dirk Gently
   • Dirk Gently
   • Todd Brotzman
   • ace spectrum Dirk
   • but also a sex scene
   • enclosed space
   • my gf yelling at me to use the right tags in order to reach a wider audience
   • Fake Out Make Out
   • Sort Of
   • the audible dot com version anyhow

   Summary

   Todd raises his eyebrows at him. “You gotta admit. We would get into this … situation.”

   “What, the situation where we flee from the weekly hired goons into a badly aging knock-off of the Ritz, get shut in an empty room with no escape, and find ourselves compelled to make loud, gratuitous sex noises in order to put the aforementioned lackeys off the scent?”

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   8,548

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Comments:

   30

   Kudos:

   289

   Bookmarks:

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