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Now Danny’s not one for church but when Sam brings him the most recent church newspaper, he wishes he went to church.
There plastered on the front is an image with spilled wine everywhere. The headline reading “Phantom phight results in desecration of Christ’s blood.” Surprisingly, it wasn’t about a fight Phantom was actually involved with.
“Jeez even the churches are doing that “Ph” thing, I’m not sure whether I love that phandom that’s grown around Phantom or not” Danny chuckles
“Dude, you do that too. Hell, you probably started it” Tucker points out as Danny, ignoring him, proceeds to read the article. Turns out there was a massive argument in the church about whether Phantom was an evil demon, a dead kid looking to help, or a monster from another dimension.
“Jeez, I’m a freaking ghost I thought that was obvious at this point? Demons haven’t been proven to exist and a monster from another dimension doesn’t even make sense!?” Danny shakes his head
Sam adds “Well technically they’re all wrong. You ain’t dead”
Chuckling Danny simply replies “well not all dead anyways” Sam simply sighs.
Danny later cuts out the newspaper article and stores it away for safe keeping.