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1. Death and Orchids by akfedeau

   Fandoms: Hitman (Video Games)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Gen, Other
   • Complete Work

   19 Apr 2019

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Agent 47 & Diana Burnwood
   • Agent 47 (Hitman)
   • Diana Burnwood
   • Minor Original Characters - Character
   • Parody
   • Dark Comedy
   • Story within a Story
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Ambiguous Relationships

   Summary

   When Agent 47 picks up some airport reading between contracts, he judges a book by its cover - and gets more than he bargained for. The book is a romantic melodrama with searingly explicit sex, a dash of murder, and a dubious grip on metaphors. Bewildered, but intrigued, he tells Diana Burnwood about his new find, and they embark on a literary journey - one almost as strange as the plot brewing in their own world.

   Language:

   English

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   26,166

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