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How to Train Your Idiot Humans

Summary:

In which a stray cat adopts both Reaper and Soldier: 76 without their knowledge, forcing them to reconsider their past mistakes.

Chapter 1: Purrsuasion

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"Go away," Reaper growled.

The cat continued to stare at him, unperturbed, even when he stalked closer to confirm his earlier suspicion.

Fuck, he'd always been a sucker for blue eyes.

As if on cue, the cat began to purr. Reaper wavered for a moment before he bent down, scooped the feline into his arms, and tucked it into his duster.

"If anyone asks..." Reaper paused. "You reminded me of someone I once knew. I swear, Jack, if you steal my blankets like he did, I'm kicking you out. Got it?"

The cat meowed, and Reaper considered the matter settled.