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“Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth under pains and penalties of perjury? I know I do.”
“I do.”
“I do.”
“I do.”
“Whatever.”
“I do.”
“Okay, so, we kiss now or …?” asked Patton.
There was a brief pause in the courtroom.
“N-no Patton. That was us swearing in-” started Logan.
“Yes. We do kiss. Patton shall we go first?” interrupted Deceit turning to the moral side standing next to him, opening his arms wide inviting an embrace. Patton didn’t even hesitate as he strode over into the others arms and passionately locked lips with him.
“AHHH!”
“WHAAA!”
“PATTON NO!”
“OHMYGOD, OHMYGOD, I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING! USE YOUR TONGUE, MAKE IT GAYER!”
As they pulled apart Patton let out a school girl like giggle, while Deceit just smirked. Patton quickly turned on his heel and faced Thomas, “Okay your turn kiddo!”
“What. No -I – wait hmph!”
Deceit turned to the other side of the courtroom and looked at the others, his smirk just got wider.
Virgil had taken off his shoes and was preparing to throw them at Deceit if he even took a step towards him. Logan was pulling at chunks of his hair because he was in such disbelief of the what he had just witnessed.
Roman however; “Oh, oh! Do me. Do me next please!”