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1. How a Giant Squid Ruined Darcy's Life by vindiya

   Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, Gen
   • Complete Work

   11 May 2019

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • James "Bucky" Barnes & Darcy Lewis & Steve Rogers
   • James "Bucky" Barnes/Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers
   • Darcy Lewis
   • Tony Stark
   • James "Bucky" Barnes
   • Steve Rogers
   • Sam Wilson (Marvel)
   • James "Rhodey" Rhodes
   • Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
   • Bruce Banner
   • Jane Foster (Marvel)
   • Clint Barton
   • This is crack
   • thank you Darcyland
   • Why Did I Write This?
   • Trope Bingo Round 12
   • Tentacle Porn
   • There is no actual smut here
   • i'm sorry for the hope
   • text misfires
   • Natasha Romanov Knows All
   • bonus material of everyone texting in the last chapter
   • i'm probably going to hell for using Chthulu like this
   • i spent way more time making the texts look pretty than I should have
   • only vaguely canon compliant
   • No Avengers: Endgame (Movie) Spoilers

   Summary

   A giant squid attacks New York, the Avengers naturally go to meet it. They get their asses kicked and in the post-squid battle regrouping strategy session stumble upon someone's aptly named porn stash.

   Series

   • Part 5 of Trope Bingo Round 12

   Language:

   English

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