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1. I'm Just Here For The Life Experience by Mayamelissa

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen, F/M
   • Work in Progress

   14 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • TO BE DETERMINED - Relationship
   • Harry Potter/Severus Snape
   • Severus Snape/Original Female Character
   • More on the Way - Relationship
   • Harry Potter
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Tags will be added
   • This is a crack fic
   • like hopefully not too cracky but there's crack
   • it's not a self insert
   • but it feels like one
   • Fem!Harry
   • Female Harry Potter
   • I don't know why but I keep making Harry a female
   • It says original female character but that's actually Harry
   • Or Hadriana
   • Her name is Hadriana
   • I can't tag worth shit sorry
   • really fucking OP main
   • somebody tell me if I should up this to mature
   • Chapter 3 deals with some heavy stuff
   • I forgot to add a trigger warning about referenced child abuse
   • I have to up the rating because keep dropping the f bomb
   • this gets updated when I get a chapter done
   • so like sometimes soon and then a whole lot of time passes
   • i suck at keeping to schedules
   • Self-Insert
   • But also not self-insert if that makes sense
   • Hagrid means well but fails at his job
   • Hagrid bashing at least for now
   • how the hell have you guys stuck with me?
   • Albus Dumbledore Bashing
   • Evil Albus Dumbledore
   • Manipulative Albus Dumbledore

   Summary

   I got something to tell you: Harry Potter don't exist in this verse. He was born a she and then she died. That's when I took over. As far as this world is concerned though the Girl Who Lived is living all happiness and roses and bubblegum and rainbows! They don't have a clue what's really going on. Hell I barely have a clue and I'm a walking canon/fanfcition encyclopedia!
   But yeah, sorry. Harry doesn't exist and I'm now the MC.
   The world is fucking doomed.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Experiences of a Cursed Diety

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   117,495

   Chapters:

   47/?

   Collections:

   3

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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   Bookmarks:

   561

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