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Alternative title: Five times Eggsy had a wank, and one time he had a hand...
Eggsy Unwin really, really wants to get off. But it's not like there are many opportunities for privacy in the Kingsman training dorms. Or out on mission. Or on a stakeout....
He'll just have to take matters into his own hands, make the best of it, and hope that nobody catches him - even if he might hope that someone in particular is watching.
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'Anyway he’s up, and his dick could hammer nails into steel, and he’s pretty sure everyone else’s sleeping. And if they ain’t sleeping, well, they fucking should be, and he wants a wank.
And if Merlin’s behind the glass, well. Tough shit for him.'
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This is a 5+1 that wouldn't leave me alone, and then grew into six chapters of absolute filth. Featuring alll the wanking you could ever want, in all manner of scenarios. It's total, absolute smut, with a big old dollop of fluff, and a teeny bit of fluff that bullied it's way in.