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The beauty of the Roman ruins were being diminished. There really were people, and not only pigeons, lurking in the ruins. They hid behind columns. They blocked the entrances around the ruins. And they seemed to be closing in on Eve and Villanelle.
Villanelle backed up and stood beside Eve. "Who are these men?" she whispered.
Eve looked at Villanelle in disbelief. "Do you really think I know that? What are we doing here, anyway? Did you set us up?"
"Of course not. This is the best way to get to our car without anyone noticing us until we get to the airport. The real question is how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta?"
"Sex? You’re really considering sex right now?"
Eve nodded.
"There are a lot of things to consider right now, but sex isn’t one of those things."
"Well, we could consider sex after we get out of here."
"Let’s. Although I’m not promising sex with you."
"Uh...You just stand here." Villanelle dropped her pocket pistol to the ground, throwing it backwards and away from the two of them.
"What was that?"
"One’s clumsy." Villanelle ran to tackle one of the men.