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"Yann?!"
"What?"
"He's...he's out with my mother right now! Shopping." Lucas screams into the phone. He's on a crowded bus and he doesn't care that his flailing arms might smack a child in the face. "What's he doing that for, she's my mom, not his?"
There's a pause on the other line.
"Let me ask you...are you jealous of him or jealous of your mother?"
Lucas is not going to answer that question. Yann is stupid.
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Lucas gets a fake boyfriend and it works out too well.