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Ashido has a special way of getting under his skin. It's one of her talents. She's been doing it over their past two years at U.A, and there was no way that she was going to stop now.
It all reaches its peak when she turns to his girlfriend and asks her a question which ABSOLUTELY, isn't suitable for the lunch table:
"So how's lord explosion murder in bed?"
Katsuki's face paled. As did Kirishima's, and Sero's....and Kaminari's. Jirou was too busy trying too hold in a laugh and Mineta....Mineta was on the edge of his seat.
Katsuki stared over at the shorter girl. Her long sea green hair spilled down her back, she didn't wear it in a bow today as she usually did. In fact, she'd mostly grown out of that style, opting for a ponytail most of the time. Her face didn't change at Ashido's words, it never seemed to change. One could never tell what Tsuyu was thinking behind those large eyes of hers.
He could see a slight blush on her cheeks. That meant it was time to cause some sort of a distraction. He could force Kaminari to short circuit, however he did that far too often and it would definitely be incriminating beyond belief.
His group didn't really know all the details. The only person he'd spoken to about his sex life had been Kirishima and he'd done that begrudgingly, after he'd ran out of his own supply of....products. They hadn't brought it up to each other since.
"Oh..." Ashido said, her eyes widening "Have you not gone all the way yet?"
Katsuki would've rolled his eyes if it wouldn't have put him on the hot seat. They were third years....EVERYONE was having sex and EVERYONE thought they were being discrete. Even the fucking class rep was shacking up with that crazy girl from the support course. Katsuki had definitely heard Jirou and Kaminari going at it and he was well aware of Kirishima and Ashido's trysts, or at least he had become aware when he'd walked in on them. Even Deku was rocking the fucking boat. They were third years, everyone was fucking horny and most were savvy enough to get some.
Well, everyone except for Mineta, who'd gotten rejected by that Reiko girl from class 3-b last week. Katsuki had no sympathy.
"I think you're wrong Ashido" Kaminari began, placing his hand on his chin. "Bakugou is a bit of a dog"
"I'll kill you!" Katsuki snarled.
Mina ignored him. "I reckon that Bakugou keeps trying to deflower her"
"I agree" Kaminari said "It's sickening...sweet innocent Tsuyu being coaxed into bumping uglies with the big bad wolf"
Katsuki reached across the table wrapping his fingers around Kaminari's collar.
"Bastard! Shut your fucking mouth!"
The truth was, sweet little innocent Tsuyu Asui wasn't as innocent as the class thought she was. When the class found out they were dating, his friends had said similar things. Katsuki wasn't a saint, but they were on the same damn level.
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"Are you sure froggy?" He says
"It's Tsu and yes, yes I am"
It's the first time they've gotten this far. He's absolutely sprung, he's been sprung since he walked in the room to see her only wearing her button up school shirt, giving him a nice view of her toned thighs.
They'd progressed through the usual stuff, the stuff they always did. Foreplay. Easy, simple foreplay. Hands, fingers, mouths in places that were sacred.
He stared down at her, her large eyes wide. Her cheeks were red and her breathing heavy against his.
He placed a hand on her ample chest, feeling it softly.
"Okay" He said, he moved his hands down to her thigh, moving it over to create an opening. He moved the other one, taking a deep breath.
"It's on right?" She asks breathily.
"Yeah, of fucking course it is." He rolls his eyes "No way I'm going in without it"
She nods, taking a deep breath.
They were about to cross the point of no return.
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Ashido hasn't given up.
She's determined to get one of them to break.
This time, she's roped Mineta into her game.
"So" Mineta says. They're all in the locker room, taking off their costumes. "What do Tsu's boobs look like?"
Katsuki's face turns to stone. He knows he can't send off a blast.
The answer of course is that they're pretty fucking great, but he isn't going to give the class pervert any insight into his girlfriends body.
"Grape juice" He says slowly. "Ask about my girlfriend's tits again and I'll set you on fire"
The uncomfortable air in the changing room shifted. Four eyes even looked comfortable, and he always looked as if he had a stick up his ass.
"What makes you fucking think that I would tell you, anyway?" Katsuki said, he buttoned his school shirt back up, angrily doing every button.
Kaminari took this opportunity to but in, as he always did when his opinion wasn't wanted.
"You kinda seem like that sorta guy"
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean?" Katsuki spun around, glaring at the blonde dolt that was his friend.
Kaminari shrugged. "I dunno, all I know is that little Tsuyu Asui has a rabid beast on her hands"
Bakugou slammed his locker shut, he cursed loudly underneath his breath. Sure, he could be a brute, but he'd seen that girl do some rather unthinkable things.
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"I wan't you to tie me up" she says, her voice as calm as ever.
His hand is on her cheek, she's sitting in his lap school shirt almost completely unbuttoned. She stares up at him with her large black eyes.
"With what?" he asks, he's growing impatient. She's been teasing his for the past half an hour, kissing him and then stopping. Redoing every button that he takes out. His flag is raised, and he's ready to go. She's well aware...and she's taunting him.
She reaches out to him, undoing his tie slowly. Too slowly. He gripped it, pulling it out of her hands and taking it off himself.
"I have to wear that to fucking school everyday froggy..." He begins "What's in it for me?"
She moves her hand to his belt and he has his answer.
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The noises are keeping him up.
The sound of the headboard thumping against the wall the next bedroom over.
Technically, they weren't even supposed to be in each others rooms. Aizawa didn't really care as much since they were third years. However, his next door neighbour was being obnoxious.
Unfortunately, that neighbour was Kaminari.
Katsuki had no desire to see Kaminari in the throes of lust. Especially since Katsuki had already walked in on Kirishima. That was somehow tame, but Katsuki had a hunch that the electro-bastard was into some weird shit.
He groaned. That boy could be such an annoyance sometimes.
He grabbed his pillow and walked towards the door. He'd have to sleep elsewhere tonight.
He made haste towards the girls dorms, which he noted, seemed pretty perverted. It almost would be if he didn't have a girlfriend.
He made it over to their dorms, knocking on Tsuyu's door. It didn't matter that it was kind of late, she was usually awake doing something, whether it was schoolwork or scrolling through pro-hero twitter.
The door swung open to reveal a very tired looking Tsuyu Asui. She wore a dark blue nightshirt which fell to her mid-thighs.
"Let me in" Katsuki asked impatiently.
"Why should I?" She teased
"Kaminari and Jirou are loudly fucking in the room next to mine" He said
"Oh" Her face went blank "So you wanted to follow suit"
Sometimes she could be so dense.
"I just want to sleep Tsu" He said
"Oh" She gave him a wide smile "Thank god, I'm too tired to do anything tonight"
He furrowed his brow, placing his hands at her hips. "Why'd you assume that in the first place?"
"We do it a lot" She opts to use a euphemism "I just thought-"
"Nah, fuck that" He said "I don't care about the sex, I care about you. It isn't the first thing that I'd show up on your door for"
She smiles, a tired smile and points towards the room three doors away "That's nice Katsuki, but you're loud and Ashido's room is right there and considering that she's launching an investigation it would be silly to give her any potential evidence."
She grips his hand, pulling him into her room and he falls asleep the second his head hits the pillow.
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"Not here" Katsuki whispers sharply "Are you fucking crazy, woman"
"No..." She says "You're right"
She removes her hand from his belt, placing it back on the table.
They were out for dinner, it was april 20th, meaning that it was his birthday. Katsuki's mother had told him about this new restaurant that had opened up and he'd decided on it. Tomorrow, he'd have dinner with his parents, 18 was a big birthday.
Katsuki bites his lip. She just had to but her god damned hand THERE, of all places.
He leans in, he's so close that he can feel her body heat mixing with his own.
"I'm gonna get the bill" He whispers "The second we get back to the dorms I want that fucking dress off"
She smiles. Sweetly, it's almost unnerving with her wide mouth. "You don't have to tell me what I already know"
His face flushed. That woman knew how to push his damn buttons.
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Tsuyu's playing innocent.
It's getting on his nerves.
Whenever Ashido makes a comment, she just looks away bashfully whilst Ashido gushes over how "innocent" and "sweet" and "pure" she is.
Katsuki on the other hand, wasn't having his praises sung. Instead, he was a "rake" and a "dirty dog", all of which were names that Kaminari had come up with.
The general consensus amongst his friend group was incorrect. Ashido had come to a personal conclusion that he and Tsuyu hadn't done anything beyond kissing. Tsuyu had done nothing to dispel this belief, which had led to something invariably worse.
Every single time he touched her, he was met with yells of disapproval from his friends. Taunting him, joking about "waiting until marriage" and yelling other bizarre things. They'd even made taunts when he'd stood next to her during class training drills.
It all came to its head before dinner.
Normally, Bakugou wasn't one for PDA, but this was a special allowance that he needed to make in order to prove his point.
She was standing in the kitchen, facing the sink, a dish and a washcloth in hand. It was ideal. She'd changed her clothes since their tryst twenty minutes ago. After class, they'd ran right to his room. A movie on a Friday night had resulted in sex, which they'd had to be extra cautious about lately.
He snaked his arms around her waist, pulling her into his body.
Despite the fact that the kitchen and common area were full, no one had bat an eye.
Except for Mina Ashido.
She watched for a few minutes, an odd look across her face.
Finally she spoke, "Bakugou... do you intend to deflower sweet Tsu in front of the whole class? I didn't know you were into that sort of thing"
His whole body tensed up. He glared at the pink haired woman with pure anger in his eyes.
Tsuyu wriggled out of his grasp turning towards Ashido, she raised her hands in front of her face defensively.
"Oh no!" She began "It isn't like that... Katsuki was just trying to-"
A loud scream interrupted her.
Katsuki slammed his hands on the kitchen counter. He stared up at Ashido, his red eyes full of rage.
"You're talking a pretty big game raccoon eyes!" He began "Let's not forget that I walked in on Kirishima clapping your fucking cheeks last month!"
He turned towards his girlfriend. "And you-"
"Stop playing innocent froggy!" He began "I was literally inside of you twenty fucking minutes ago, at YOUR request!"
Maybe that part was a little bit too loud.
After his rage left, he stared around the room. Shocked faces looked back at him. All except for one person.
Icy hot.
He simply had his usual bored expression plastered across his face.
The half and Half bastard walked over, placing a hand on Katsuki's shoulder.
"My room is right next to yours.." Icy Hot began "I didn't know what all that noise was earlier, but I guess I've got my answer.
"Shut up!"