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1. are you a painting because i'd like to nail you to the wall by zigur_zig_ah

   Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

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   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   03 Jun 2019

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   • Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
   • Luo Binghe
   • Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
   • Shang Qinghua
   • Ensemble Cast - Character
   • kaito kid au
   • slash university au
   • prior knowledge of kaito kid not necessary
   • lbh: gee i sure hope the PHANTOM THIEF doesn't FLIRT WITH ME while he FRAMES ME FOR THEFT
   • THAT WOULD BE SUPER INCONVENIENT AND NOT SOMETHING I'M DESPERATELY INTO AT ALL

   Summary

   "Bro," said Shang Qinghua. "I knew you were an unscrupulous thief, but you stole that poor detective's heart!"
   "What poor detective?" said Shen Yuan, irritably. "Have you seen the state of my ass?"
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   Shen Qingqiu, Phantom Thief, keeps crossing paths with his favourite student when he's out committing terrible art crimes, and he's getting a little worried about the boy. Does he ever sleep? Are his grades doing okay?
   Meanwhile, Luo Binghe, detective in charge of the Shen Qingqiu case (and Shen Qingqiu's #1 fan), desperately regrets ever pretending to be a student in the first place.

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