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Class 1-A
Monday the 13th, 6:29 P.M.
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[Server] -Tenya Iida has created the chatroom Class 1-A.
[Server] -Tenya Iida has been automatically assigned the Lead Admin position.
[Server] -Tenya Iida has added Izuku Midoriya, Ochako Uraraka, Tohru Hagakure, and 16 others to the chatroom.
[Server] -Tenya Iida is typing…
Tenya Iida: Good morning, Class 1-A!
Tenya Iida: In order to strengthen our bond as a class, I believe we should be able to get to know each other!
Tenya Iida: Therefore… I have added you all to this class chat!
Tenya Iida: I hope we can all get along! :-)
[Server] -Tenya Iida has updated the chatroom’s description.
[Server] -Kyouka Jirou is typing…
Kyouka Jirou: IIDA
Kyouka Jirou: IIDA NO
Kyouka Jirou: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Kyouka Jirou: THERE’S STILL TIME TO DELETE THIS
Tenya Iida: What-?
Mina Ashido: OMG A CLASS CHAT
Kyouka Jirou:
Kyouka Jirou: Goddamn it
Mina Ashido: bro?
Kyouka Jirou: Mina
Kyouka Jirou: Please
Kyouka Jirou: Not again
Mina Ashido: lol
Mina Ashido:
Kyouka Jirou: Mina we talked about this
Tenya Iida: Uh…
Mina Ashido: no, u talked about this
Mina Ashido: i sat there and thought about rick
Mina Ashido: :3c
Kyouka Jirou:
Kyouka Jirou: Wait who’s Rick?
Mina Ashido: rickroll
Mina Ashido:
Kyouka Jirou:
Kyouka Jirou: That was cheap
Mina Ashido: :3cccc
Mina Ashido: u know i love u jirou <333
Mina Ashido: ok now
Mina Ashido: anyone wanna go commit arson?
Hanta Sero: me :)
Tenya Iida: Mina! Arson is illegal!
Mina Ashido: exactly
Kyouka Jirou: I wouldn't worry, she usually isn't serious
Kyouka Jirou: This is just her thing
Tenya Iida: That doesn't make me feel much better...
Tenya Iida: Wait, arson is a thing?
Momo Yaoyorozu: Iida, hello!
Momo Yaoyorozu: I think this is a great idea!
Tenya Iida: Thank you! :-)
Minoru Mineta: ooo?? gc?
Mina Ashido: no, it’s ur mom
[Server] -Mina Ashido has kicked Minoru Mineta from the chatroom.
Mina Ashido: im not staying in a gc with bubble boy in it
Tohru Hagakure: Thank u Mina!!
Tohru Hagakure: Now the gc can proceed! :)
Momo Yaoyorozu: Thank you, Mina!
Kyouka Jirou: …Yes, thank you
Kyouka Jirou: I suppose
Mina Ashido: just doing our lord and savior big chungu’ses work :)
Tenya Iida: What?
Mina Ashido: trust me, iida
Mina Ashido: im doing this chat a favor
Mina Ashido: uve seen how he reacts to the girls irl
Mina Ashido: he doesnt get to ruin the gc too
Tenya Iida: Fair, but… How did you…?
Mina Ashido: everyone has the option to kick on a private server
Mina Ashido: only admins can ban tho :)
Mina Ashido: SPEAKING OF
Mina Ashido: iida!!!
Mina Ashido: who r ur admins?
Tenya Iida:
Tenya Iida: I can set admins?
Mina Ashido: yes u can :))))
Mina Ashido: in that case,,,
Mina Ashido: can u make me one? OwO
Tenya Iida: No.
Mina Ashido: aw :(
Ochako Uraraka: heh =]
Mina Ashido: oh ew
Mina Ashido: look what the cat dragged in
Ochako Uraraka: oh ew, look what the dog coughed up 🤢
Tenya Iida: Hello Uraraka!
Ochako Uraraka: hi!! =D
[Server] -Kyouka Jirou has changed their nickname to AirPods 100.
AirPods 100: @Tenya Iida I can show you how to do it
AirPods 100: I’ll dm you
Tenya Iida: Alright! Thank you, Jirou. :-)
[Server] -Mina Ashido has changed their nickname to queen.
Ochako Uraraka:
Ochako Uraraka: you?
Ochako Uraraka: a queen?
Ochako Uraraka: pft
queen: kindly f off <3
[Server] -queen has changed Ochako Uraraka’s nickname to urarararaka.
urarararaka: ew
urarararaka: what am i, araragi from bakemonogatari?
[Server] -urarararaka has changed their nickname to Screw gravity <3.
Screw gravity <3: nice try tho <3
Screw gravity <3: but while I’m at it,,,
[Server] -Screw gravity <3 has changed Izuku Midoriya’s nickname to Bones like KitKats.
[Server] -Screw gravity <3 has changed Tsuyu Asui’s nickname to Froppy.
Screw gravity <3: :D
[Server] -queen has changed Froppy’s nickname to kermit.
Screw gravity <3: rude! D:
Screw gravity <3: Tsuyu isn’t a muppet
queen: suck my toes
Screw gravity <3: what are you,5?
queen: no, u must be mistaking that for ur iq
Screw gravity <3: i could have sworn i scored higher than you on the written exam
Screw gravity <3: if my iq is 5, what does that say about ypu? =)
queen: …fuck u
Screw gravity <3: buy me dinner first <3
AirPods 100: It’s been a week since school started
AirPods 100: How the hell are you 2 already this dysfunctional
AirPods 100: ?
Screw gravity <3: it’s a secret
Screw gravity <3: ;]
AirPods 100: …Really?
Screw gravity <3: ;]
Katsuki Bakugou: absolutely fucking not
[Server] -Katsuki Bakugou has left the chatroom.
Tenya Iida: Bakugou! Language!
queen: oh hell nah
[Server] -queen has added Katsuki Bakugou to the chatroom.
[Server] -Katsuki Bakugou has left the chatroom.
[Server] -queen has added Katsuki Bakugou to the chatroom.
[Server] -Katsuki Bakugou has left the chatroom.
Denki Kaminari: uh
Denki Kaminari:
[Server] -queen has added Katsuki Bakugou to the chatroom.
queen: hi kaminari !! :)
Denki Kaminari: yo !
Katsuki Bakugou: let me leave
queen: no
[Server] -queen has changed Katsuki Bakugou’s nickname to angry pomeranian.
angry pomeranian:
angry pomeranian: fuck you
queen: ily2 💋💋
Tenya Iida: Again, language!
Eijirou Kirishima: Awe, don’t be like that Bakubro! It’ll be fun (:
Denki Kaminari: ^^^^
angry pomeranian: doubt it
Bones like KitKats: ooo, a group chat!!
Bones like KitKats: hi everyone!
angry pomeranian:
angry pomeranian: I’m going on dnd
angry pomeranian: fuck this
[Server] -angry pomeranian has turned on Do Not Disturb.
Tenya Iida: …I give up.
Bones like KitKats:
Bones like KitKats: well!
Momo Yaoyorozu: It’s okay, Iida! You did your best :)
Screw gravity <3: ^^^ what she said!
Screw gravity <3: and hi deku!
Eijirou Kirishima: Hey Midoriya!
Bones like KitKats: hello!!
Tenya Iida: Ah, Midoriya! Good timing!
Tenya Iida: @Bones like KitKats @Momo Yaoyorozu Would you like to be an admin of this server?
queen: 🧍♀️
Bones like KitKats: wait, really? why?
Tenya Iida: I feel like I can entrust the server to you two in case I’m not around.
Tenya Iida: Besides, you’re currently the only people I can trust not to abuse the power!
Bones like KitKats: really? that’s… alright! I won’t let you down then!! :)
Momo Yaoyorozu: @Tenya Iida Of course, I’d be honored to help you manage the server!
Tenya Iida: Wonderful! :-)
[Server] -Tenya Iida has assigned Bones like KitKats the Admin position.
[Server] -Tenya Iida has assigned Momo Yaoyorozu the Admin position.
Screw gravity <3: ooo, nice! congrats deku!!
Bones like KitKats: thank you!! :D
Denki Kaminari: so
Denki Kaminari: now that we have the smart ppl online
Denki Kaminari: who got the answer to #4 on the history hw
Tenya Iida: Kaminari! This isn’t a place to be cheating on your homework!
Tenya Iida: You’re cheating yourself out on a good education! Do the work properly!
AirPods 100: Answer’s D
Denki Kaminari: tnx <3
Tenya Iida: Jirou!
AirPods 100: lol
AirPods 100: Just helping a friend in need
Tenya Iida: At least explain the equations!
AirPods 100: Yeah yeah, teacher
AirPods 100: Whatever you say
queen: changing the topic
queen: are u all going to change ur names? or do I jave to do all the work myself?
queen: at least add a bit of ✨pazazz✨ to ur names
AirPods 100: As long as you don’t change em to something that’ll get us all nuked
AirPods 100: Do whatever you want
queen: u got it <3
AirPods 100: Fr though
AirPods 100: DON’T GET US ALL BANNED AGAIN
AirPods 100: For the love of god, don’t
AirPods 100: It was ridiculous the first time around
AirPods 100: Don’t let it happen again
queen:
queen: it was 1(one) time
AirPods 100: One time’s all it takes
queen: fiiiine :(
Tenya Iida:
Tenya Iida: Can I ask what happened?
Tenya Iida: Should I ask?
Tenya Iida: Do I even want to know?
queen: no
Eijirou Kirishima: Better not to ask (:
Tenya Iida:
Tenya Iida: Ooookay then!
queen: alr
queen: if u dont want a name
queen: speak now or 4ever hold ur peace
Denki Kaminari: go! go!
Eijirou Kirishima: do your worst!! (:
queen: 👍
[Server] -queen has changed Eijirou Kirishima’s nickname to Dwayne Johnson.
[Server] -queen has changed Denki Kaminari’s nickname to Zeus’s pet rock.
[Server] -queen has changed Hanta Sero’s nickname to i sawed this boat in half !
[Server] -Screw gravity <3 has changed Tenya Iida’s nickname to Sonic Reincarnated.
queen: oi
Screw gravity <3: you think I’m going to let you have all the credit?
Sonic Reincarnated:
Sonic Reincarnated: Who’s Sonic?
Screw gravity <3: you truly sadden me, Iida =[
[Server] -queen has changed Mashirao Ojirou’s nickname to Curious George.
[Server] -queen has changed Fumikage Tokoyami’s nickname to Dark Reunion’s spy bird.
AirPods 100: Is that-
queen: a saiki k reference?
queen: absolutely.
Dark Reunion’s spy bird: I was mentioned?
Dark Reunion’s spy bird: oh.
Dark Reunion’s spy bird: revelry in the dark.
queen: exactly. its perfect.
queen: also I see ur a (wo)man of culture, jirou
AirPods 100: Ofc
AirPods 100: What do you take me for? A heathen?
queen:
queen: fair
i sawed this boat in half !: otakus
Dwayne Johnson: ok, dumb question… what is saiki k?
Zeus’s pet rock: seconded ^ what is it?
AirPods 100:
queen:
AirPods 100: Y’all
AirPods 100: Wtf????
queen: thats it, were marathoning it this weekend, no ifs ands or buts
Dwayne Johnson: but-
queen: no ifs ands or buts.
[Server] -Screw gravity <3 has changed Shouto Todoroki’s username to McDonald’s Ice Cream Machine.
queen: FUCK
McDonald’s Ice Cream Machine: What?
Screw gravity <3: I said what I said
AirPods 100: i mean
AirPods 100: she's not wrong tho
Zeus’s pet rock:
McDonald’s Ice Cream Machine: Okay…?
[Server] -Screw gravity <3 has changed Kouji Kouda’s nickname to Anima.
[Server] -queen has changed Anima’s nickname to snow white.
Screw gravity <3: again? excuse me?
queen: ur names r boring
Screw gravity <3: they’re cute, tyvm! >=[
queen: cute? honey no
queen: this is a gc
queen: cute doesnt exist here
snow white: wait…isn’t it Cinderella that speaks to animals?
Screw gravity <3: I think they both do, actually!
snow white: fair enough!
Rikidou Satou: so nobody’s safe from the weird names?
Rikidou Satou: god, we’re all doomed
Screw gravity <3: exactly.
Screw gravity <3: and your next.
[Server] -Screw gravity <3 has changed Rikidou Satou's nickname to The Kool-Aid Man.
The Kool-Aid Man: ive been bamboozled
Screw gravity <3: merry Christmas =]
[Server] Tohru Hagakure has changed their nickname to Invisibitch.
queen: ooo, i like it!!!
Invisibitch: been waiting for this :)
[Server] queen has changed Momo Yaoyorozu’s nickname to YaoMom.
[Server] Mezou Shouji has changed their nickname to Bootleg Kakashi.
Zeus’s pet rock: ITS-
Zeus’s pet rock: ITS-
Zeus’s pet rock: ANOTHER NARUTO FAN
Bootleg Kakashi: eyyyyyy 👈😎👈
Zeus’s pet rock: aw fuck ya man!!
Zeus’s pet rock: fav character?
Bootleg Kakashi: you’ll kill me but
Bootleg Kakashi: Sakura
Zeus’s pet rock: wait fr?
Bootleg Kakashi: fr.
Zeus’s pet rock: BRO ME TOO
Bootleg Kakashi: LEZGO
i sawed this boat in half !: otakus x2
queen: otakus!!!
Zeus’s pet rock: AYO HIPPOCRIT
Zeus’s pet rock: U WERE JUST TALKING ABT SAIKI GAY EARLIER
queen: 🧍♀️
Zeus’s pet rock: UR JUST AS MUCH OF ONE AS ME
Zeus’s pet rock: stfu
queen: fair
queen: also i see u lurking aoyama
queen: lets see if anyone else recognizes this one?
[Server] -queen has changed Yuuga Aoyama’s nickname to Tamaki Suoh.
Zeus’s pet rock:
Zeus’s pet rock: never heard of him
Tamaki Suoh: ah, I didn’t think we had any other fans here~~
queen: YES
Invisibitch: …ouran high school host club?
queen: YESSSSS
Curious George: What’s that?
Invisibitch: It’s an anime!
Curious George: Ohhh, I see!
Curious George: …Are they those animated shows you see plastered on TV and all over Akihabara?
Invisibitch: You… Don’t know what an anime is?
Curious George: Don’t judge me, I don’t watcha lot of TV!!!
Invisibitch: That’s fine!! Not a bad thing :)
queen: if u wanna know what it is, were all watching saiki k this weekend if u wanna join us!
queen: u and tohru both are welcome!!
Curious George: Really??
Invisibitch: Sounds fun!
queen: then its settled
Curious George: Great!
Curious George: Now I do have to ask… What is this exactly?
Sonic Reincarnated: It’s a class chat!
queen: its a cult :)
Sonic Reincarnated: Wait-
Curious George: What?
queen: :))))
queen: oh that reminds me!!!
queen: theres 1 more thign I must do….
[Server] -queen has changed the chatroom’s name to The Cucumber Kids.
queen: there!!! :)
Sonic Reincarnated: …
Sonic Reincarnated: This was a mistake.
Sonic Reincarnated: What have I done?
Screw gravity <3: congrats on your first trash chat!!
Screw gravity <3: welcome to hell, iida. =]