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Bitties were invented to be your non robotic living monster companions that were the size of a small pet. So far only the skeleton line was available from adorable sansys and papys also cute little baby blues and lil’ bros. Created to help those in need and those in bid for a constant companion. Magically sustained thanks the greater knowledge of soul power in the creation of artificial souls. They need only your love to “keep the batteries charged” so to speak.
HOWEVER There are strict rules in place for those that adopt a bitty companion.
Rule # 1 Never submerge your bitty in water. Baths were dampened rags with rubbing alcohol.
Rule #2 DO NOT FEED THEM CERTAIN CONDIMENTS, PURE SUGAR, OR RAW MEAT! Further explained in their care guide.
Rule #3 Never are you to love your bitty beyond Platonic levels.
As you read further in the pamphlet on what it may entail… It just says to contact services for Rules #1 and #2 (However #2 is marked immediately especially if #2 happened together with #1)
When Rules #3, #2, and #1 are all broken… it says to call the national guard before calling their service hotline…
That’s not concerning… right?
Yet here you are standing in front of the shop. Waiting to get your own bitties…
You weren’t going to deny that you couldn’t choose… They even said in the pamphlet that if you couldn’t stay around due to a work schedule to have two bitties so they could help recharge eachother.
The fact they came out with skeletons had you doing a happy dance when they had made the announcement.
You fawned over the bright and chipper Papy and Baby Blue they had brought out and interviewed. The sansy and lil’ bro were such cool and laid back dudes that they each deserved a spot in your home.
They were going to help you with your social anxiety. The adoption center heard what you had to say and approved your home for bitty adoption.
They told you that the Baby Blue and Papy would encourage you to take steps, baby steps, outside your bubble and reach out to others and find the courage to go outdoors more often.
The Sansy and Lil’ Bro would help you recoup and also if things got a little too intense they’d help you find a quiet spot or distract you. They would also do it in a manner that wouldn’t draw any unnecessary attention to you.
You mostly worked from home but you did have conferences that you had to attend to. You were currently working on getting bitty approval for your work trips as a means to destress.
However if that wasn’t possible they would at least have each other and someone you trusted to look in on them and make sure they were okay from time to time.
Now on for the bitties. Seeing as you wanted “brother” sets it was kind of a relief as they seemed to gravitate to one another after their creation. They hated to seperate them for those wanting just a single bitty.
From the immense questionnaire you had to fill out and the bitties you wished to adopt. They hand selected several pairs that matched your needs… all you had to do was go and see which sets wanted to be yours.
You were brought back to a playroom where the bitties had already been brought and allowed to play. Slowly you were introduced and were told to just hang around to see which ones seemed to gravitate your way. Just remember their bitty number after the playdate and you would be set up with just them in a different room for adoption.
Once you knew for sure then they would be formally introduced to you and any problems you need help with… Like your social anxiety that you were currently having a time with right now. Kinda just being thrown in here with them and not really given a game plan other than sit here and see what happens… that does nothing to settle you.
You are starting to panic a little bit. Especially when you are bombarded by Baby Blues and Papys asking you all sorts of questions at once.
Looking around you see lil’ bros and sansys staring at you. Some inquisitively, some warily, others act as if you don’t even exist… Until
“Alright now fellas I think she’s having a tough time trying to answer all your questions at once.” A lil’ bro that was somehow in your lap without you even noticing pipes up and there is a baby blue beside him.
“YES PLEASE! I TOLD YOU ALL TO WAIT YOUR TURN!” The baby blue gets up and stands protectively in front of you.
“PLEASE FORM A LINE. WE DO NOT WANT OUR PROSPECTIVE HUMAN TO BE INTIMIDATED ON OUR FIRST MEETING DO WE? ONE QUESTION ONLY.” A papy comes to stand beside the baby blue but there seems to murmur of distaste about the one question.
“Look guys ya got more than one question? ya ask one then go to tha back of tha line. That hard ta understand?” A sansy yawns as he comes up and leans on the papy that spoke up earlier.
There were nods in agreement and a line quickly formed but the four bitties that spoke up and helped didn’t leave you. As if to continue in caring for your safety and were attentive throughout the whole interview.
You answered a lot of questions about yourself. Leaving some bitties to either be enthralled or walk away. When it was all said and done you hand a couple sets of hopefuls wishing to be adopted by you and the four that helped you were about to walk away… that was until you stopped them.
“Did you guys want to ask me anything?” They looked at you stunned and the sansy was the first to say something.
“Um… kid I like ya and all but we’re not the ones from your questionnaire.” He chuckles rubbing the back of his skull nervously.
“What?” This wasn’t adding up for you. The baby blue and papy looked a little sad.
“We’re gopher bitties honey. We keep the new bitties in line and behaving in front of potential adopters.” Well… didn’t your heart just sink at that thought.
“YES, WE HAVE A GOPHER BITTY FOR EACH TYPE.” The papy informs rubbing his arm slightly.
“WE TRAIN THEM BUT DON’T BLAME THEM FOR GETTING EXCITED PLEASE. IT’S THEIR FIRST EXPERIENCE.” Baby Blue looks up at you worriedly as if you were going to ignore the other bitties.
So they weren’t going to be adopted? Just to sit by and watch others get adopted?
“Well… What did you think of my answers… Do you think I’m a worthy human?” You ask them and they look at each other not knowing what to think.
“WELL, OF COURSE.” Baby Blue is the first to answer his eyes are bright vibrant stars but he quickly shakes his head.
The others simply nod including the papy that seems he wants to say something but is restraining himself from doing so.
“You guys really helped me out back there and I don’t think you know how much that means to me.” They all blushed at your gratitude.
“Is there any way I can get your bitty numbers?” They look at you questioningly but really you wanted them to be rewarded for their hard work.
“I want to tell guest services how much you guys helped me out and maybe you guys might get a little reward for it.” They looked at you in awe and back and forth with one another before the sansy replied.
“Sure kid. I’m sansy 104 he’s papy 104. That’s Baby blue 326 and he's Lil’ bro 326. We’re sets so it’s easy to remember.” He winks and then they make their way out of the room leaving you to the bitties bidding for your attention.
You laughed and cheered but as sweet as the bitties were that were here… You liked the other ones for some reason. You had a few number prospects but no one came close to them.
It was almost as if your soul had already chosen.
When your guide came back and pulled you into the discussion room… you laid out your prospect numbers… but it plagued you… you had to ask.
“Oh yes those are good numbers and will definitely help you…”
“I wanted to ask if I might…” You cut her off and she quirks a brow and gestures for you to continue.
“About Set 104 and 326?” You started to ask but she laughed.
“Oh? Our busy little bees? Did they do something they shouldn’t have?” She’s quick to the defensive.
“NO! I mean no. They helped me out greatly…” You began and she smiled and began typing away on her computer.
“Well they will definitely be given some extra snacks for their help…” She finished typing what you think is a memo for later.
“What happens to the ones that don’t get adopted?” You ask
“They become, in a less than correct term, gopher bitties. They see to the training and help the adoption process of other more likely candidates. 104 and 326 had trouble following some of their restriction guidelines and it was decided that they were to be kept in house.” She was volunteering a lot of information and mostly to deter you it seems.
“I felt a real connection with them. They really helped ease my panic earlier without really trying… Could it be possible for them to be potential candidates for adoption?” You ask sincerely
She looks around and at you. Then gives you a one moment gesture and begins typing away at her computer. It takes a long while but she seems to be in shock.
“Well… Your questionnaire and their attributes come out at a complete 100 percent. No wonder you feel such a strong connection with them from the beginning…” You see her begin to sweat a little on her brow as you start hearing her click around.
“It would be wrong if I didn’t allow this for the sake of science. No one has ever been 100 percent compatible with a single bitty much less four. Just as long as you uphold the restriction agreement… I don’t see why I can’t let them be adopted as long as they are willing.” With that said she presses a call button to ask set 104 and 326 to come to the discussion room.
“I will just need you to fill out these forms. Just understand that these bitties have broken restrictions before and have been around water and unfit condiments… thankfully not raw meat… Do NOT I repeat DO NOT let sansy have mustard, raw, or even rare meat. Every once in awhile he will gravitate to water and have an odd craving which is why it was decided he would be kept in house. Same goes for Lil’ Bro only it’s Barbeque sauce you need to worry about. Papy and Baby Blue are under no circumstances to be given pure sugar, even if they ask for it. It’s best if you avoid giving them sugary foods and drinks for snacks just in case but avoid leaving sugar out in the open. Papy also can’t have raw and rare meats. All of these things have serious side effects and consequences… especially with them getting near water… I don’t think you’re up for that mess… But they’ve been through some tough training and are reformed.” You can see on her screen a bunch of files labeled confidential.
You still wanted them though. There was just something there that you couldn’t explain other than your soul knew that it had to be them.
“Also… Platonic. Bitties are your friends and loyal companions. They aren’t your soulmates.” She gives you a stern look and you immediately nod your head.
“I don’t understand… is that a current problem?” You asked
“You wouldn’t believe me if I told you what kind of problem it causes… but it causes it.” She sighs as she finishes up your paperwork for you to sign.
A huge stack of forms is soon pushed your way for you to initial and sign. Soon the door opens and the baby blue from earlier pokes his head in.
“YOU WANTED TO SEE US?” He asks politely so as not to impose.
“Yes sweetie, You and the boys come on in and get situated please.” Your guide smiles at him and he grins widely and opens the door further gesturing for the others to come in.
The sansy closes it behind them and with the help of the lil’ bro they all teleport to the desk you both were sitting at.
Your guide smiles at them and hands them individual forms that they seem confused being handed.
“This is Y/N, she was very impressed with the four of you earlier. So much so that I decided to look up and compare your charts with her questionnaire… boys… all of you are a complete 100 percent match with her.” She lets it sink in. They are awestruck and look back and forth between you and her.
The sansy and lil’ bro look confused and a little angry with the guide as the baby blue and papy start to cry.
“Boys… It’s okay. I cannot deny a pure match such as this… so I’m allowing the adoption.” The look of hurt, anger, and inner turmoil immediately left their features. Suddenly they were happy. As sansy and lil’ bro grinned their widest… papy and baby blue whooped and hollered at the news.
“As long as you all agree to your terms.” She voiced sternly making them flinch.
“I know you four have had it rough seeing as…” she looked up at you then cut off.
“Well seeing from the circumstances that temptations are far more tough for you to avoid. You guys have done well so far so I can’t deny you this once in a lifetime opportunity. So once you have decided on names I want you to sign these forms along with your bitty numbers okay?” She informs and they dutifully nod… Names! That’s right you need to give them a name!
“What would you guys like to be called? I don’t know if you already had a preference or not.” They look at you a little shocked that they get their own say but the baby blue is quick to answer you.
“I’VE NORMALLY JUST BEEN CALLED BLUE FOR SHORT WHEN PEOPLE DIDN’T WANT TO CALL ME BY MY NUMBER. WOULD THAT BE SUITABLE?” He asks genuinely sweet.
“Only if it’s okay with you Blue.” His eyelights morph into hearts and you can only assume that’s a yes.
Blue quickly signs his name and bitty number on his form then adds it to your finished paperwork. Puffing his chest out like a superhero.
“I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO BE CALLED PAPYRUS! PAP OR PAPY FOR SHORT?” The papy asked you and you grinned. How could you say no? It’s what he would like to be called?
“Sure thing Papyrus.” He shouts a Wowie and jots down his name and number and forks over his paper proudly.
“Welp can’t go wrong with Sans then now can I?” Sansy pipes up and you nod as he scribbles away and adds his paper.
“Stretch… because that’d be a bit of a stretch to say I wasn’t shocked that honey here wants us… all of us.” He seemed wary and gives the guide a bit of a side eye glance as if to make sure this wasn’t a prank.
“Sure thing. Stretch it is.” You smile and he seems quite happy as he is the last to sign his name to the documents given.
“Well, consider yourselves adopted.” The guide nods to the bitty’s on the desk and they nearly wobble from their knees giving from the anticipation.
“I would give it some thought and name one of them to be the head bitty though. If not they will all be kinds of rowdy trying to get that position without really knowing that’s what they are aiming for.” She advises and you nod but that will happen once you decide who should be in charge.
“Now everyone, one of the reasons Y/N is wanting to adopt is that she suffers from social anxiety. In fact she has listed that she works from home mostly and rarely ventures out unless it is expected from her job or it is a necessity. You guys are going to be helping her cope as her business ventures are expecting her to do more and with public speaking.” Your guide advises your bitty team as they take in their objectives.
“Other than being a source of comfort and motivation she wants nothing more than companionship.” The bitties look back and forth as if that was something really simple to have need of all four of them. Yet no complaints in fact they seem eager to get on their way to their new home.
You go through the shop section and get them plenty of clothes and any essentials they may need. The guide is still with you and point out anything that might be useful to them.
When you are done...
A carrier is provided for you and you are escorted kindly towards the exit but she stops you just before you exit.
“I listed off their restrictions and I do hope you will abide by them. If they cannot be followed they will be taken away.” You look horrified as she warns you.
“They are currently working on improvements on a genetic bonding agent that might solve one of the problems we are currently having… if it becomes a success then I will call you and have you bring them in right away. It is most important that you do so.” You nod in understanding knowing she isn’t trying to threaten you but is doing her best to make sure you understand how important this is.
The boys were boisterous on the way home and it made you happy to know that they were excited.
Bringing the carrier up onto the porch you unlock your door hearing their awe from the view. You had a lovely view of the flowers you had planted around your front porch and a nice porch swing you would have to get them acquainted with. Bringing them inside, closing the door behind, you let them out so that they could scope out their new residence.
They couldn’t believe their sockets. A 3 bedroom 2 bathroom house complete with backyard in a nice rural neighborhood. They were climbing and teleporting everywhere and you had to be quick to remind them to watch themselves because they might end up in the toilet or sink at this rate.
They all bashfully understood to contain their excitement enough to see where it was they were going and heading so that they didn’t go against their restrictions. You meanwhile head into the kitchen to make a snack for everyone… of course following any and all guidelines.
You also noticed that Blue would shoot you furtive glances once in awhile… He was the second one to come to your defense in the playroom. The first to sign the papers. As the others go on to explore the dark reaches of closet spaces and hampers… he had other ideas in mind.
Blue sidled up to you and coughed to get your attention. Looking down he promptly gave you an award winning smile and gave a gesture signifying he wanted up.
Reaching down you offer your palm to him and he quickly clambers on as you lift him onto the countertop.
He’s blushing up at you with a silly grin plastered on his face that made the award winning one earlier a thing of the past… this was too cute.
You feel your heart speed up and tighten in his presence but nothing more is done. He simply watches you as you make him and the others a simple snack. His eyelights are fluttering hearts as you give him a healthy slice of apple with a couple blueberries.
You call the others to snack time and they all seem to enjoy the spread you have before them.
Papyrus is also given a rather healthy snack of celery and raisins with a tiny bit of peanut butter if he wished to have a little protein. Stretch was given some honey roasted peanuts and a baby carrot. Sans was given a roll of ham with a pickle chip and cheese cube.
They dig in to the meal with no qualms and afterwards they help clean up with a thank you for the food. Soon they disperse to continue on with their epic adventure of exploring their new home.
As your putting things away you happen to notice a lingering skeleton by the fridge. Sans is eyeing the mustard you had set out for the sandwich you had earlier.
Mustard is a big no for him.
You can’t help but look and see how wide his sockets are as he stands there drooling over it like it was his ketchup packet that he is allowed to have. Stretch is also allowed to have honey but not barbeque sauce which is completely weird when you think about it but the rules are rules.
Maybe it’s an allergy? Anyways it’s time to get temptation away from the poor bitty before he breaks.
You lift the mustard and put it in the fridge casually. Acting like you hadn’t seen him acting this way and he snaps out of his trance.
“Hey buddy. Did you need anything?” You play it off as just noticing him standing there.
“N-No I was just wondering if you still needed any help.” He puts his hands in his hoodie pockets and casually sways.
You might have a little more trouble than you thought…
“How easy is it for bitties to get into the fridge?” You ask him and he looks like a deer caught in the headlights.
“I had meant to ask our guide earlier but in case I had to stay at a conference late and couldn’t get you guys a snack… would you guys be able to get into the fridge all right?” It’s a loaded question but hopefully he doesn’t know. It’s just you being a concerned first timer with bitty’s on your hands.
“Our magic isn’t that great starting out. Fridge doors are heavy and tight… same with windows and main entry and exit doors. We would have to go through training with you at the center for special training if that was something we were meant to do for you." Sans nervously prattles on. You knew bitties were also special needs companions and because they could communicate were better suited.
"Special training huh?" You ask for a little more detail curiously.
"We need soul power honey." You nearly jump as Stretch pops out of the cabinet near your head.
"Jesus…" you grip your chest willing your heart to slow it's pace.
"I thought we agreed on Stretch but you can call me anything your heart desires." He gives you a mischievous grin.
"Ha ha. Anyways, you were saying about soul power?" You smirk at him offering your hand in case he wanted down. He happily, and lazily, rolled into it.
"Looks like someone didn't do her homework." Sans scolds playfully with a mirth full grin.
"Slacking? Now that's what I call paradise." Stretch continues to lounge in your palm and you sigh.
"Guys, I did my homework. I know about charging your souls with mine so to speak... with love and friendship." They shrug like it couldn't be helped that you were a good egg.
“Basically how much our souls are charged means how much magical energy we can expend. We could probably get around no problem but might have a bit of difficulty when it comes to heavier things that are meant to be harder to open or air tight.” Sans holds his arms up. He wants to be held to.
You chuckle and lift him in your other hand.
“You know you guys don’t have to ask for permission if you want a lift. Though don’t scare me to death… give a girl a little warning or a heads up okay?” You smile at your lazy boys that are content to be lounging in your hands.
“Sure thing honey.”
“Yep.”
You bring them into the living room where Blue and Papyrus seem to be in a big discussion.
“OH! GLAD YOU HAVE ARRIVED! WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING OUR SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS IF YOU HAVEN’T DECIDED ON WHERE WE SHOULD STAY.” Blue is pointing to a crudely drawn diagram drawn on a paper towel that looks like the layout of your house.
“Well that’s very sweet of you Blue but the guide book says that you guys need to stick close to me so your souls can charge. I didn’t mind sharing my bed with you all. It’s a very big one unless of course you guys would prefer something of your own close by.” Sitting on the couch and placing Sans and Stretch in your lap to which they seem to conform to. Silly little skeletons…
Blue is blushing brightly at the thought.
“W-WE DON’T WANT TO INTRUDE UPON YOUR SPACE.” Papyrus smiles sweetly as you reach over and give him a gentle pat on his skull.
“Guys don’t ever think you are in the way. I adopted you all knowing that you were your own bitties. So if you are uncomfortable with something please feel free to tell me but don’t limit yourselves because you think I’ll be uncomfortable.” You look over the diagram that they had made.
“So what’s this about?” You ask leaning in curiously but being mindful of the still lounging bitties in your lap.
“I MADE THIS SO THAT WE COULD HELP YOU AROUND THE HOUSE. WE BABY BLUES AND PAPYS FEEL BETTER HELPING IF WE CAN.” Blue puffs his chest out and Papyrus poses dramatically.
“That’s sweet but you guys haven’t even gotten a chance to settle in yet. I tell you what… how’s about we watch a movie and then turned in for the day… then tomorrow we get a game plan for a daily routine okay?” You’re impressed with Blues diagram. You do floor plans for major business ventures which is why you are able to skirt by with working at home at your drawing table. People give you measurements and estimates and you give them a design along those lines.
Everyone seems to agree and you all cuddle up, with some encouragement, to a nice romantic comedy with some great action…
The Princess Bride.
Even your lazy bitties seemed to be attuned to the whole movie while Blue and Pap were transfixed in wonder.
So when the movie ended it was all you heard about when you got everyone ready for bed.
“THE SWORD FIGHT WAS AMAZING!!!” Blue had literal stars in his sockets as he jumped up and down on the bed.
“YES INDEED! I DO LIKE ALL THE PUZZLING TRAPS THAT WERE LAID BEFORE THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS! ONES IN WHICH WERE SUPPOSEDLY RIGGED TO BE ONE SIDED VICTORIES!” Papyrus gushed along with him.
“That just shows that Inigo and Fezzik weren’t cruel people at heart. In fact I love their stories more than the actual romance between Westley and Buttercup. Not saying I don’t enjoy a good romance and I’m sure the book went into better depth but the movie seemed to show more surrounding their romance than actually on it.” You input while getting out your pjs.
“I DISAGREE! IF IT WAS NOT FOR THEIR ROMANCE THEN THE STORY WOULD CEASE TO BE!” Blue pipes up passionately and Papyrus nods wholeheartedly.
“Hmmm, what are your thoughts?” You ask the other two who are pulling off their hoodies to put on something to sleep in. You insisted so you could wash their clothes as they had gotten into a few dust bunnies in their adventuring.
“S’Cool… I really like the funny parts but… I kinda liked the romance… even though I was agreeing with the kid at the beginning of the movie… Ugh is this a kissing book? I’m not really one for the sappy stuff but this was good.” Sans pipes up as he is getting ready.
“Well… I agree with Blue obviously. No romance and really you don’t have a story. She would’ve ended up marrying that Prince down the road regardless and she would’ve been murdered by him so he could start a war. That’s a tragedy that would have left a sour taste in my mouth… and I prefer sweet honey.” You chuckle at Stretch’s comment as you begin to strip and put on your pajamas.
You are well aware of the sudden silence.
“Guys? Is this too much? Am I making you uncomfortable?” You are completely apologetic in your tone as you realize you were getting undressed in front of them.
They were doing it in front of you that you guessed that it didn’t really matter either way.
Looking at their bright faces however made you more self conscious than you had ever been in your life.
“N-NO.” Blue is the first to speak. Even though he’s saying no his wide sockets and completely blue face are saying something else.
“Please be honest with me… I should’ve asked. I’m sorry. I’ll go change in the bathroom.” You cover yourself but are immediately flagged by the bitties waving their arms.
“YOU JUST CAUGHT US OFF GUARD IS ALL.” Papyrus is finally talking to you but is avoiding eye contact.
“Yeah honey no need to get all out of sorts. Relax it’s all good.” Stretch looks like he’s calm but his flush is betraying him.
“We’re just not used to seeing someone get this comfortable with us and allowing us to see them like this.” Sans tries to explain but he is also avoiding eye contact making you a little nervous.
You are still panicking because what the hell do you do? You do at least put on your pj’s to save you from your embarrassment. You can’t help but still feel self conscious over them seeing you stripped down and it having that kind of effect.
Almost as if picking up on your self loathing Blue comes closer to you as you fidget near the edge of the bed.
“YOU COMING TO BED BEAUTIFUL?” You about snort from his boldness.
“Blue… really?” You chide him.
“IT’S THE TRUTH!” ACCEPT IT!” You’re about to deny it but the others are agreeing with him leaving you blushing.
“As you wish.” You smile at him as he lights up with glee as you quote the infamous line from Princess bride that expressed Westley’s true love.
The others seem equally fond over your answer.
You all get in under the covers and say goodnight. Snuggling up you have a few bitties deciding to curl up to you. It makes you happy knowing that these awesome little guys now have a forever home with you.
As you drift off swiftly into slumber it’s apparent that there happens to be a bitty missing. One that went missing as soon as your breathing evened out and your eyes closed.
That bitty is now standing in front of your refrigerator.
Wide sockets as if in a trance and a blue glow envelopes the door handle.
“SANS!” The bitty in question jumps startled at hearing his name.
Turning around he sees Papyrus coming around the corner into the kitchen.
“Oh, Hey pap… I…” He grins sheepishly and nervously toeing the ground.
“SANS… I KNOW HOW HARD THIS IS FOR YOU. HOW HARD THIS IS FOR ME… BUT WE HAVE SOMETHING NICE HERE. LET’S NOT RUIN IT.” Papyrus pleads.
“I-I’m sorry pap… I saw it earlier and I just wanted to have some so bad. I… I think I need some fresh air…” Sans is sweating and heavily.
“LET US OPEN A WINDOW THEN AND GET SOME SHALL WE?” Papyrus offers a hand so that Sans can use his magic to take them to a nearby window.
Together they use their magic to unbolt the window and crack it open.
“C-Can we go out? Just for a second?” Sans asks
“I DON’T SEE WHY NOT AS LONG AS WE KEEP THE WINDOW PROPPED.” Papyrus puts a wooden spoon in the slot to hold it open.
After sitting out by the ledge for a few moments… Sans starts to calm down a bit.
“FEELING BETTER?” Papyrus pats his chosen brother on the shoulder.
“Yeah, so much has happened today bro. We of all bitties got adopted and I was about to mess it all up.” Sans lowers his face into his hands.
“NO, NOT JUST YOU… WE ARE ALL A LITTLE GUILTY I’M AFRAID… BLUE AND I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE SHE KEEPS THE SUGAR BOWL AND STRETCH KNOWS SHE HAS A BOTTLE OF BBQ SAUCE… NOT TO MENTION WE ALL ARE MORE THAN JUST A LITTLE BIT INFATUATED WITH OUR CARETAKER ALREADY…” Papyrus nervously fidgets with his hands.
“She is something else… To think we even got a little show at the end of the day.” Sans grins
“YES! THE MOVIE WAS AMAZING!” Papyrus eyelights are shimmering with how much he enjoyed the movie.
“That’s not the show I was talking about bro… but the movie was pretty good too.” Sans sighs as Papyrus blushes finally getting what sans was referring to.
“SHE IS PRETTY. I DON’T KNOW WHY SHE FEELS IN HER SOUL THAT SHE ISN’T… SOMEONE THAT CAN LOOK AT THE FOUR OF US THE WAY SHE DOES… ABSOLUTELY STUNNING.” Papyrus is grinning warmly and staring off into the distance.
Sans knows that his brother is thinking of their new human fondly. It was easy for him to do as well… perhaps too well… maybe that’s why they were 100 percent compatible. Yet this was making it awfully hard not to fall in love and hard.
If they fell in love that was one thing… but considering that they were failures and perhaps doomed to commit a failure… it would be devastating to her if, not only they did, but she reciprocated… all that soul power… they’d be an unstoppable force.
Sans shuddered…
*BOOM*
Both brothers look up to the sky and see not a single star but a streak of light now and then.
“We better get inside before it rains.” Sans starts to sweat.
*C-Crack* *SLAM*
Both turn at the loud noises behind them… the wooden spoon broke, the splintered pieces flung away from the pressure, and the window shut tight behind it.
The booming noise of thunder reminding them that the storm was getting closer.
“Bro… what do we do now?” Sans stares at the window in disbelief… if he had a heart it probably stopped.
*BOOM*
“QUICK! TO THE FRONT PORCH BEFORE IT RAINS!” Papyrus grabs his stunned brother and makes a mad dash just as a raindrop hits the ledge.
Papyrus hoped and prayed as he dragged his poor shocked brother across the lawn foliage at breakneck speed.
They couldn’t get wet.
Not now when they found a forever home with the sweetest human of their dreams.
As they made it to the steps the heavens opened up.
The downpour drowned out all noise in the night.