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Maybe Alfred’s had a few glasses too many. Or maybe it’s just the pussy part of his brain trying to tell him that if he continues, he’ll likely want to hibernate in bed for the next year. Or, maybe he’s just getting started and his conscience is absolutely wrong because he’s getting absolutely smashed tonight and no one is going to tell him otherwise.
Alfred makes a bet that he'll bed the first person he sees in a week. It's both the beginning and the very end of his life.