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    29 Jun 2019

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    “Master Bruce, of all the things I’d ever expected to walk in on—” Alfred began, with great prejudice. “I do hope there’s a good explanation for this.”
    Bruce, clad in a black bathrobe, looked up from his microscope. A disembodied penis, from its place on the table, raised its head too.
    They appeared to regard one another then Bruce turned to shake his head at Alfred.
    “No.”
    “‘No’?”
    “No, I don’t have a good explanation.”
    Alfred paused in thought. “Well.”

     

    Bruce is politely poked in the cheek by a flying dick one night. Hijinks, and more worldbuilding than you can shake a dick at, ensue.

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