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Luka: "What color am I dyed? My color changes with the environment... "
Miku: So... you're a chameleon?
Luka: It's just a song.
Miku: Then why are you singing it?
Luka: Well, sometimes I wonder if I should dye my hair.
Miku: You shouldn't. Practically every color of the rainbow is taken.
Luka: How about red?
Miku: Miki-chan.
Luka: Black?
Miku: Hiyama-san.
Luka: Green?
Miku: Gumi-chan. Gackpo-san has purple. Meiko-san has brown. I have aqua and Kaito-san has blue. Oh, and--
Luka: I get it, I get it. But nobody has orange, right?
Miku: Huh. You're right! So you're going to dye your hair orange?
Luka: Maybe.
Miku: Cool! I'll tell Rin-chan!
Luka: Wait, what?
*Miku calls Rin on cell phone*
Rin: Moshi-moshi?
Miku: Guess what! Megu-chan's gonna dye her hair orange!
Rin: ..O..orange..?
Miku: Yup!
Luka: Oh no...
Rin: Let me speak to her for a sec...
Miku: Okay! Hey, Megu, Rin wants to talk to ya!
Luka: M-moshi-moshi?
Rin: Hey, Luka. Heard you were gonna dye your hair orange.
Luka: Y-you did?
Rin: Yes. *happy voice disappears* You better choose a good shade of orange. Cause if you don't, I'll make you pay for mocking the color.
Luka: Y-you would?
Rin: Don't take the color lightly! It is the best color in the world, and if you choose a horrible shade of orange, I'll never forgive you. If I wasn't in a set of twins, I would've dyed my hair orange already!
But I can't. If twins don't look alike, they're not twins, you understand?
Luka: Y-yeah..
Rin: So don't choose a color I'll kill you for Luka.
Luka: Actually, I don't think I'll dye my hair at all.
Rin: This is what I mean! Don't take the color lightly! If you wanna dye hair with white polka dots, go ahead. But don't mess with the orange!!
Luka: S-sure. Hey, I gotta go. See ya later. *quickly hangs up*
Miku: So what did she say?
Luka: Don't mess with the orange...
Miku: What?? There's going to be an orange monster?? *phone vibrates in polka rhythm* Oh, Hachune-chan has something to say! *holds up cell phone, Hachune-chan phone charm comes to life*
Hachune: Nooo. This is a catastrophe. We are going to die by the orange monster. Die...dye...
Miku: Ohnoes!
Luka: Seriously?
Miku: Hachune's specialty is premonitions.
Luka: No way is an orange monster gonna kill us.
*Rin enters holding a large basket of oranges*
Rin: There you are, Megurine Luka. Get ready to die! *throws orange at Luka with much gusto*
Luka: *runs away* R U SRS??
Miki: Huh? Luka? Why is she running away?
Hachune: Dunno...dunno... orange...
Miki: Orange? *unbruised orange rolls by* Oh, orange! *peels* Itatakimasu!
Rin: My orange!! Nooo!
Miki: This orange is so good! Want some Rin?
Rin: *happy tears* Finally, someone understands the awesomeness of oranges, and even shares with me! Onee-chan! *They have an impromptu picnic*
Hachune: Ha... *opens mouth* chun... *bites orange* ...delish.
Luka: I finally got away from those maniac oranges. *begins to catch breath*
Kaito: Oy! Luka! Your crazy puss wanted to see you. *throws Lukapus*
Luka: Lukapus??
Lukapus: Lucky! It's Luka!! *clings to Luka's face*
Luka: This has been a horrible day... T.T
Lukapus: I iz happy! Heehee!