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He enters their room after another long mission and heads to the bathroom to clean himself up. “Babe?”
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“Darce?” He walks through the bathroom and into their bedroom and sees her. She’s laying on the edge of the bed with her feet on the floor. He goes over to the bed and gently caresses her hair with his metal hand.
“Hmm?”
“Why were then 7 pregnancy tests on the bathtub?”
“What?” She says slowly opening her eyes.
He olds up the 7 sticks in his right hand. She rolls her eyes.
“Oh yeah. I took one. Got a false positive. Took another. Got another false positive. Weird huh? So I took 5 more and those were all false positives, too. So I took a nap.”
“Wow, technology really has gone downhill.”
“Right! Can you believe technology these days? They can give you that mind-blowingly amazing arm but can’t get these pregnancy tests quite right.
He chuckles out a “Doll,” and gives her a soft kiss on the cheek.
“Yeah, yeah, I know. Just let me finish floating down ‘De Nile’ River.”
He slides up the bed, chuckling once more, and pulls her with him. “That’s totally fine with me as long as there’s room in the boat for one more.”
“Always. Happy Fourth, babe.”