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    Bilbo Baggins was nobody special.

    He paid his bills on time, brushed his teeth twice a day, and ran a small Teahouse down the lane called Bella’s Brewhouse, fondly named in honour of his passed mother. Bilbo was 35, had a Degree in English Literature, and lived alone.

    Nothing exciting or extraordinary happened to him.
    That was, until his oldest friend Gandalf Greyhame arrived on his doorstep late at night, after a favour.

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