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“So, I don’t know which of you showed up this time, but just so you know, this isn’t the first time you’ve been here. It’s the twelfth, which to be honest is twelve times too many. Blah blah Bad Place blah blah Good Place blah blah Michael. Whatever, I am so done with this, especially since you never bring me my cocaine like you promised. Help yourself to, you know, the house and stuff. Don’t break anything.”
The tape stopped. Eleanor and Tahani looked at one another.
“What I really need right now,” Eleanor said, “is some forking alcohol.”