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"Hey there gamers? Do you want gamer boy bath water?" The boy in the video said. Sinking deeper into the tub. Causing a few liquid to drop out of it. Splattering accross the room. Riku nods furriously into the screen as if he had been asked to be something important. Or somebody had offered him his dream.
Well, this right here is his dream.
"Well you're in luck! I'm selling my own gamer guy bath water!" He grinned into the camera. Riku's mouth went dry. He knew that the famous twitch streamer, Sora kingdom hearts is acctually intending to say that, but now that he acctually has confirmation and all.
Well, it made his heart thump rapidly in his chest it might as well come out and run around the room.
"You can get it at my sto-"
Riku doesn't need to be told twice. He opened up a new tab and started to type the address of Sora's online store into the search bar. He typed so fast he's suprised to see his gayboard (uh-keyboard of gayblade lol) still in one piece.
The link loads and he was greeted by blue color palettes. And there it is.
The god's elixir waiting on one of the shelfs. Just waiting to be used.
Riku decided to buy 10 of them. Or heck-
More.
When it comes to Sora kingdom hearts, all of his other priorities are shoved down. Apartement rent? Who the fuck is that?
He sighed delightfuly as he leans his head further into his gaming chair for gaming gamers. This is it. He did it. Soon the god's holy elixir will come into his front door.
He couldn't wait.
The package arrived earlier than expected. Riku tears it faster than anything he has ever done in his life.
Untill he held it into his own hands. It's here. His object of desire is finally here. He's so very lucky to be the first few people to have it. He's pretty much sure it's sold out by now.
Who wouldn't want to be blessed with Sora's holy water?
He traced the lid with his index finger. So smooth.
He quickly snapped it open and gets it closer to his mouth. Ready to drink it.
But somrthing was... wrong.
It didn't felt right.
He wanted more. Needed more.
He rushed out to his room to grab his vaping sets. He placed the vaping equipment near the bath water and snapped a pic of it.
He figures he might want to upload it to twitter later to make some people jealous.
He brings the bath water to his nose. Craddleing it with his hands as if it was something precious.
And it is.
The god's own blessing. His elixir. Ready to be vaped.
He lays down in his room. Vaping the elixir. Sighing to content.
He's so truly lucky.