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“You… you know that’s vandalisation right?” Dean heard Cas ask from behind him.
Dean paused.
“Cas. It’s a tree.”
“Yeah and the tree is uncomfortable, Dean.”
Dean huffed and turned around. Cas was standing less than a foot away from him, arms crossed and sending Dean a scrutinising glare.
“So because I decided to do something romantic, I’m now hurting a tree.”
“What is so romantic about vandalising or… wait… what’s the word you humans use?”
“What? Do you mean graffiti? You think this is graffiti?”
“Yes.”
“Are you serious?”
“Yes, the tree is in pain Dean. This is a very serious matter.”
Dean watched as Cas stepped forward and placed the palm of his hand to the tree. He stared in horror as a quick pulse of light returned the tree back to it’s original state, removing the carving Dean had spent a good ten minutes slaving over.
“There. Now the tree is happy again.”
Unfortunately… Dean was not.