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One-Way Van Hire by shiphitsthefan
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Jul 2019
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Summary
Aziraphale dips into the mousse again. “I suppose we could adjourn to the bookstore after we’re through here. I haven’t even checked the shelves yet!”
Crowley summons his best Aziraphale impression. “It’s all tickety-boo.”
“And then perhaps, afterward, you could provide a practical demonstration.”
I’m sorry, “What?”
He hums through another few bites of the mousse. “Of your Effort and how it, as you put it, ‘goes off,’” he says. “I’ve always been a visual learner when it comes to the physical senses.”
Crowley’s never been happier to have sunglasses in his life. “Are you asking me what I think you’re asking me?”
“I don’t know. What do you think I’m asking you?”
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Aziraphale has questions about Crowley's preferred Effort. The situation gets out of Crowley's hands quickly...and into Aziraphale's.