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sena house (chat edition)

13:34

[baby chan]: Why do I hear screaming from the studio?

[baby chan]: It's normal for Sena-senpai to scream but it's usually not for this long.

[baby chan]: Did leader do something?

[king]: i got a scream powered microwave

[baby chan]: Pardon?

[naruko]: ousama

[naruko]: twt,com/tsuchuukinaga/status/3425...

◯ area 51 with mama (@tsuchuukinaga)

thanks to mama for helping me build this

(video)

[naruko]: explain

[king]: mikejimama and i made a scream powered microwave

[naruko]: but why

[king]: i thought it’d be funny

[sleeptsu]: it would be funny if it didnt interrupt my sleep

[king]: wait rittsu are you in the studio

[sleeptsu]: y

[king]: scare sena i want this waffle to finish cooking

[sleeptsu]: k

[naruko]: that’s going to be bad for izumi chan you know

[sleeptsu]: and

[naruko]: record it 

[king]: shhh newbie i see you typing its gonna be fine

[baby chan]: Actually, I was going to ask if we were going to have practice as planned.

[baby chan]: Since you all seem to be focused on tormenting Sena-senpai.

[sleeptsu]: probably not lol

[baby chan]: Are you texting as Sena-senpai is lecturing you?

[baby chan]: I can hear him from outside.

[sleeptsu]: and what about it

[king]: (video)

[king]: @naruko

[naruko]: bless you ousama

[naruko]: by the way, sensei’s holding us back a little so i’ll be late for practice

[sleeptsu]: thank god i skipped then

[naruko]: mao chan says he misses you

[sleeptsu]: fuck

[naruko]: oh god izumi chan's typing

[tsenadere]: I HATE ALL OF YOU.

[tsenadere]: KASA KUN GET THE FUCK IN HERE.

[baby chan]: Understood!

[naruko]: oh god they’re gonna die

[naruko]: don’t be too mean on them izumi chan

[tsenadere]: YOU’RE GETTING IT TOO WHEN YOU GET HERE.

[tsenadere]: “record it” I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU.

[naruko]: whoops

◯ area 51 with mama @tsuchuukinaga
naru told me to post this
(video)

◯ to area 51 with leo san! @mikejimama
I’m glad that you’re putting it to good use! 

◯ Sena Izumi @cobaltbishop
I swear to god Ousama I will end you.

◯ loving maakun hours @isitritsu
that scream from secchan *chefs kiss*

◯ Sena Izumi @cobaltbishop
Kuma-kun, you’re next.

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◯ Suou Tsukasa @marvelousknight
Sometimes I wonder what goes through my senior’s heads.

3B class chat

22:13

[alien cryptid]: hey guys im bringing the screaming microwave to class tomorrow

[bunny]: the what

[bird cryptid]: oho?

[alien cryptid]: twt,com/tsuchuukinaga/status/3425... 

◯ area 51 time (@tsuchuukinaga)

thanks to mama for helping me build this

(video)

[bunny]: i

[bunny]: if it gets you to come to class i guess

[bunny]: sensei won’t let us use it in class though

[alien cryptid]: and thats gonna stop me how

[vampire cryptid]: sounnds ireuigif

[vampire cryptid]: sounddintriuingd

[vampire cryptid]: souds intrigugihf

[bunny]: take your time rei chin

[vampire cryptid]: sounds intriguing

[vampire cryptid]: vu ‘ll pads

[bunny]: “but i’ll pass” ?

[vampire cryptid]: yes

[alien cryptid]: damn

[alien cryptid]: what about the rest of yall

[bird cryptid]: it sounds Amazing!

[bird cryptid]: your Hibiki Wataru shall be making an appearance in class tomorrow ☆

[king]: @fish cryptid  hbu

[fish cryptid]: why not

[bunny]: i’m glad you guys are coming to class for once

[bunny]: but can it be for a more normal reason next time

[oni]: don’t bother nito

[oni]: they run on their own rules

[bunny]: i just want the class to have more than 3 people more than once a week

nazunyan

Did Ousama bring the scream powered microwave to your class 

yep.

how did you know?

 I hear screaming from your class. 

it’s that loud?

You have Ousama. Of course it’s loud.

And super annoying.

Oh, by the way

Hasumi is about to go over.

oh boy

◯ area 51 with mama @tsuchuukinaga
lol keito’s yelling helped us finish cooking the hot pocket

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◯ ryusei red ☆ @shootingstarred
Why is there screaming from 3-B  

◯ eat fish @shootingstarblue
dont worry chiaki

◯ eat fish @shootingstarblue
we’re fine

◯ ryusei red ☆ @shootingstarred
If you say so! 

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◯ 俺の本気見せてあげよう @featherbreeze
i was considering going to class for once but i heard screaming so i left

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◯ 俺の本気見せてあげよう @featherbreeze
guys are the worst

◯ ryusei red ☆ @shootingstarred
That’s not very nice Hakaze! Also it wasn’t our class screaming!

◯ ryusei red ☆ @shootingstarred
We got free food from 3B too!

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◯ niichan ♪ @nazupyon
next time most of the class shows up it’ll be for the roomba that screams when it hits something

◯ area 51 with mama@tsuchuukinaga
@mikejimama do you see this

◯ to area 51 with leo san! @mikejimama
Roomba time?

◯ niichan ♪ @nazupyon
oh god no

◯ area 51 with mama @tsuchuukinaga
Roomba time!

sena!!!

sena

sensfa

Sena

sena

sean

What.

send me a voice clip of you screaming

Is it for the screaming roomba?

yeah

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◯ Hakaze Kaoru @kaoru_ud

hanging out with my junior~
-with Mashiro Tomoya
(photo)

◯ Hakaze Kaoru @kaoru_ud

people are saying we look like brothers www
we’re not! i’d gladly act like like a big brother for one of you guys if i need to though, so let big brother take care of you today~

◯ niichan ♪ (276/300) @nazupyon

someone’s stealing my role i feel it in my bones

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◯ 俺の本気見せてあげよう @featherbreeze

if i dont show up at school tomorrow its either me skipping or because nazuna kun got to me

◯ 俺の本気見せてあげよう @featherbreeze

this is a cry for help

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◯ koga @ 14th gisla @wolfsfang

can we get an F for hakaze senpai

◯ adonis @adonis0829

Why does he need an F?

◯ koga @ 14th gisla @wolfsfang

dont worry about it

ra*bits gc

20:12

[daily omurice]: niichan please don’t kill hakaze senpai

[niichan]: why is everyone assuming i’m going to kill him

[dash dash]: didn’t you almost strangle him that one time

[niichan]: ;;

[niichan]: fair enough but you guys should be the only one who know about that

[lavender]: i think hakaze senpai tweeted about it afterwards?

[niichan]: he what

[lavender]: i don’t think he name dropped you but he said something about “a near death experience” and “killer rabbits”

[niichan]: …

[daily omurice]: PLEASE DON’T KILL HAKAZE SENPAI

[niichan]: i won’t!!! promise

[lavender]: why were you two together though?

[daily omurice]: oh i needed help with something and he offered

[daily omurice]: anzu senpai was there and he wanted to look good

[dash dash]: hakaze senpai sure likes anzuneechan a lot!!

[dash dash]: mikechansenpai doesnt seem to like it though

[lavender]: hakaze senpai is nice

[lavender]: im sure if mikejima senpai spent more time with him he’d realise it!

[lavender]: but then again ive never spent much time with mikejima senpai

[lavender]: he looks nice but also kind of scary

[dash dash]: hes annoying sometimes but hes also really nice sometimes

[dash dash]: he treats track club to bread when we do well!!!

[dash dash]: arashichansenpai and adochansenpai like him so he cant be that bad

[daily omurice]: doesn’t it get tiring typing out all those names?

[dash dash]: i type really quickly!! 

[daily omurice]: that doesn’t answer my question but ok 

[lavender]: i guess it doesn’t feel long if you’re used to it?

[lavender]: but some of the senpais have really long names

[dash dash]: like mikechansenpai!!

[daily omurice]: mikejima senpai isn’t as long as mikechansenpai

[dash dash]: yeah but i dont remember the kanji for it

[dash dash]: if i use mikechansenpai i can use hiragana

[lavender]: i don’t have trouble with remembering the kanji but some of the senpais have really fancy names

[lavender]: whenever i see kaichou san’s name in full i get kind of nervous

[dash dash]: whats the kanji again

[lavender] : tenshouin eichi

[dash dash]: ten

[dash dash]: something something

[daily omurice]: geez

[daily omurice]: you really need to brush up on your kanji

[daily omurice]: speaking of which

[daily omurice]: have you finished your homework yet

[dash dash]: uh

[lavender]: you should go do your homework 

[dash dash]: gotta dash!

[daily omurice]: if you need help you can text us

[dash dash]: i know!!

[daily omurice]: now go do your homework

[dash dash]: fiiiiiine

23:05

[niichan]: you guys got really off track huh

[niichan]: i would’ve joined in but i sorta

[niichan]: fell asleep

[niichan]: i shouldn’t be awake right now anyways so

[niichan]: goodnight!!

◯ 俺の本気見せてあげよう @featherbreeze

nazuna kun approached me at school today and ive never felt so much fear

◯ 俺の本気見せてあげよう @featherbreeze

why did i go to school today even

◯ 俺の本気見せてあげよう @featherbreeze

if i gotta be killed by someone i want it to be by a cute girl at least

◯ koga @ 14th gisla @wolfsfang

shut up about girls for once in your life

◯ Adonis @adonis0829

That’s not very nice, Oogami. Why is Hakaze-senpai so afraid of Nito-senpai? He is very small.

◯ 俺の本気見せてあげよう @featherbreeze

i mean yeah hes small and cute (for a guy at least) but hes also like a feral rabbit

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◯ niichan ♪ (278/300) @nazupyon

it’s like he forgot we’re mutuals on twitter

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◯ 俺の本気見せてあげよう @featherbreeze

Oh gof oh fuck

[featherbreeze]: nazuna kun please spare my life

[nazupyon]: ? 

[nazupyon]: why does everyone assume i’m going to kill you

[nazupyon]: i only strangled you that one time because i thought you pulled hajime chin into a scandal

[featherbreeze]: UH YEAH THATS EXACTLY WHY IM TERRIFIED?

[nazupyon]: i’m not going to kill you over something as small as this

[featherbreeze]: “as small as this”

[nazupyon]: you’ve been warned

[featherbreeze]: h

[nazupyon]: by the way

[nazupyon]: how did you and tomochin end up at a cafe?

[featherbreeze]: nothing much really?

[featherbreeze]: i was helping him with stuff and when we were finished it was about dinnertime

[featherbreeze]: i figured he was hungry so i offered to treat him to dinner

[nazupyon]: how much did it cost

[featherbreeze]: huh

[nazupyon]: i’ll pay you back

[featherbreeze]: you dont need to do that!!

[featherbreeze]: its fine 

[nazupyon]: are you sure?

[nazupyon]: i don’t mind paying you back

[featherbreeze]: it’s fine it’s fine~

[nazupyon]: in that case

[nazupyon]: if you ever need a favour or something, just ask?

[featherbreeze]: really its no problem

[featherbreeze]: it should be tomoya kun’s debt anyways? not yours

[featherbreeze]: plus i dont gain anything from having a guy be in debt to me

[nazupyon]: i guess youre right

[nazupyon]: but i’m supposed to be tomochin’s big bro, so i’ll try and cover for him whenever i can

[nazupyon]: going to ignore that last part though

[featherbreeze]: ahaha

[featherbreeze]: but you should let them be a bit more independent yeah?

[featherbreeze]: if you keep babying them like this theyll get eaten up by big bad wolves~

[nazupyon]: like you?

[featherbreeze]: ouch nazuna kun

[featherbreeze]: a wolf is more of wanchans thing

[feathrebreeze]: AND IM NOT INTO GUYS

[nazupyon] : sure sure  

[nazupyon]: i’ll keep that in mind

[nazupyon] : it was nice talking to you ♪

[featherbreeze]: you too~

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◯ hinata@trick or tweat @amaihinata

yo 

◯ hinata@trick or tweat @amaihinata

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

◯ hinata@trick or tweat @amaihinata

IS TOMOKUN SERIOUSLY PICKING THE LOCK

◯ hinata@trick or tweat @amaihinata

HOLY SHIT

◯ taichou dont interact @berryhappy_

can you just open the door 

◯ hinata@trick or tweat @amaihinata

no i want to see if he actually pulls this off

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[amaihinata]: yuuuuuuuuuta kuuuuuuuuun

[spicyuuta]: no

[amaihinata]: do you think you can get a pie from the cafet

[amaihinata]: wow ok

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[amaihinata]: hey sora kun

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◯ tomo🎃🐰  @tomoyachi

i didnt spend 10 minutes picking a lock just to be DISRESPECTED

◯ tomo🎃🐰 @tomoyachi

WHERE DIDHE GET THAT PIE FROM

◯ hinata@trick or tweat @amaihinata

its rude to ask a maiden to reveal her secrets

◯ tomo🎃🐰 @tomoyachi

???????????????

◯ let me use the kitchen @irontetsu

don’t bother tomoya kun. its not worth it.

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◯ hinata@trick or tweat @amaihinata

i wanna know where he learnt to pick that lock from tho like daaamn

◯ tomo🎃🐰 @tomoyachi

theatre club

◯ hinata@trick or tweat @amaihinata

real shit?

◯ tomo🎃🐰 @tomoyachi

yeah. normally actors use prop locks but apparently its “too fake” and the masked pervert wanted the “real deal” so i spent like a month learning how to pick various locks until hokuto senpai asked me why i was using a real lock instead of a prop

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◯ anzu @tenkouseichan

i just heard 3 first years scream followed by an echo of “amazing!” 

◯ anzu @tenkouseichan

looking at my tl id bet you that hibiki senpai's "tomoya sensors" went off and he decided itd be a great idea to spook tomoya kun and whatever poor first years were with him too

◯ anzu @tenkouseichan

be a producer they said itll be fun they said im so tired of this school

◯ spooky scary skeletons @yuukiyuuki

she says like her first instinct wasn’t to run out of the classroom to check on them

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◯ anzu @tenkouseichan

update: wataru has been put in the bird cage

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◯ hinata@trick or tweat @amaihinata

sad to say that hibiki senpai is now in gay senpai jail

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◯ 𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓬𝓴 𝓪𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓷 @maskedecho
;)

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3-B

7:02

[buny] : someone tell me who left an incubator in the classroom

[oni] : wasn’t me

[buny] : well it was fucking one of yas

[alien cryptid] : it was me

[alien cryptid] : dont touch it theres eggs in there

[buny]: I CAN SEE THAT

[buny]: explain why it’s in the classroom

[alien cryptid]: i needed somewhere to put it while incubating for uh

[alien cryptid]: 21 days

[buny]: isnt there anywhere else you can keep it

[buny]: where did you even get the eggs

[alien cryptid]: supermarket

[buny]: what

[alien cyptid]: small notchicken eggs from the superm arkert

[buny]: you mean quail eggs?

[alien cryptid]: thats the bitch

[alien cryptid]: anyways nazu can you leave the incubator there pretty please it can be our class pet

[buny]: if sensei complains im moving it to the chicken coop

[alien cryptid]: itll be fine sagami sensei wont care

◯ niichan ♪ @nazupyon

sagami sensei wont care if we hatch an egg in the classroom he said

sagami sensei wont mind having an incubator in his classroom he said

◯ niichan ♪ @nazupyon

he was right

◯ niichan ♪ @nazupyon

i hate this class

[timeskip: 21 days]

◯ 21 days of egg @tsuchuukinaga

ITS TIME

◯ 21 days of egg @tsuchuukinaga

ITS SHAKING!!!!!

◯ 21 days of egg @tsuchuukinaga

(photo)

◯ 21 days of egg @tsuchuukinaga

SALAMI IS ABOUT TO COME OUT

◯ 21 days of egg @tsuchuukinaga

SALAMI IS ABOUT TO COME OUT!!!!!

◯ Izumi Sena @shoalknight

I still can’t believe you called it Salami

◯ niichan ♪ @nazupyon

I’m surprised it even showed signs of hatching

◯ 21 days of egg @tsuchuukinaga

I bought like 30 eggs for a reason

◯ tori!!!! @cutietorie

is that knights leader weirdo screaming? i can hear it from the first year classroom

◯ Suou Tsukasa @marvelousknight

He’s hatching an egg, supposedly.

◯ tori!!!! @cutietorie

What

◯ niichan @ salami born! @nazupyon

leochin made me record salami’s ‘birth’

(video)

◯ niichan @ salami born! @nazupyon

I think i’m attached to it

◯ tori!!!! @cutietorie

oh my god the knights weirdo really was hatching an egg

◯ niichan ♪ @nazupyon

Unfortunately. 

◯ Izumi Sena @shoalknight

Unlike certain idiots I know, I plan ahead.

I made arrangements to keep Salami with the other animals of the school until he’s old enough to be transferred to somewhere where he can be kept properly.

(photo)

◯ SALAMI BIRTH @tsuchuukinaga

“certain idiots i know” lol tsun say baka

◯ Izumi Sena @shoalknight

Excuse me?

◯ maakun <3 @ritsudayoo

lol tsun say baka

◯ niichan @ salami born! @nazupyon

izumi chin acting like hes not attached to salami you ain’t slick

◯ Izumi Sena @shoalknight

I AM NOT ATTATCHED TO SALAMI

◯ SALAMI BIRTH @tsuchuukinaga

lol tsun say baka

◯ Izumi Sena @shoalknight

LEAVE ME ALONE

[timeskip: a few weeks]

◯ loving slammy @tsuchuukinaga

if sena ever tries saying he doesnt love salami send him this thread 

(4 photos)

◯ loving slammy @tsuchuukinaga

(4 photos)

◯ Izumi Sena @shoalknight

WHEN DID YOU TAKE THESE?

◯ loving slammy @tsuchuukinaga

shhh its okay to love slammy

◯ Izumi Sena @shoalknight

DELETE THIS.

◯ snzzzz @ritsudayoo

i caught secchan too

(photo)

◯ Izumi Sena @shoalknight

WHEN DID YOU TAKE THIS?(2)

◯ loving slammy @tsuchuukinaga

just admit that you love slammy sena

◯ niichan @ salami care @nazupyon

izumi chins being huffy at tennis practice

◯ niichan @ salami care @nazupyon

hes mad he got called out and i have to pretend he doesnt tag along when i go check up on salami after practice

◯ Izumi Sena @shoalknight

NAZUNYAN.

◯ niichan @ salami care @nazupyon

gtg

◯ Izumi Sena @shoalknight

Fine. I admit it. I love Salami. I’m going to be upset when he has to go. Are you happy now?

◯ loving slammy @tsuchuukinaga

lol tsun say baka

◯ Izumi Sena @shoalknight

QUIET

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Arashi Narukami
@naruchan_arashi

everyone’s big sis ♡ // in @knights_official under @newdimension_es

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◯ Arashi Narukami @naruchan_arashi

OOOH IM FEEDING MY HORSE
(photo)

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◯ Arashi Narukami @naruchan_arashi

“You dont have enough ribbons” WHY LET ME CHOOSE THEN

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◯ Arashi Narukami @naruchan_arashi

oh no… his agility is bad… but hes also speedy….

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◯ Arashi Narukami @naruchan_arashi

I CAN CHOOSE A HORSE??
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◯ Arashi Narukami @naruchan_arashi

guys help me choose (like for no ribbons)

2 ribbons 1.9%

3 ribbons 7.2%

4 ribbons 3.6%

5 ribbons 87.3%

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◯ Arashi Narukami @naruchan_arashi

the tutorial guy's name is kyle??? honey...

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◯ Arashi Narukami @naruchan_arashi

here we go
(photo. barbie horse adventures title screen)

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✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*🎀  𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓉𝓉𝓎 𝟧  🎀*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[tori🍑chan]: (screenshot)

[ai❤️chan]: h?

[tori🍑chan]: is narukami senpai okay?

[ai❤️chan]: i think shes going through it

[mika🍬chan]: naruchan if ya need help i’m always open to talk

[hiyo☁️chan]: and if you need a real horse i can rent one for you!

[hiyo☁️chan] : really why would you settle for a game one when you could get a real one??

[hiyo☁️chan]: i’d offer to buy one instead of rent but im sure a commoner like you doesn’t have the space for one </3

[mika🍬chan]:  maybe we could just go ta an equestrian ring or sumthin'?

[hiyo☁️chan]: ii hiyori~ 

[ai❤️chan]: isn't that a little expensive though?

[hiyo☁️chan]: no worries ♡

[hiyo☁️chan]: i'll book enough for all five of us next week

[ai❤️chan]: you dont have to though!!!

[ai❤️chan]: and hes gone

Theatre Circle Group Chat

[Mashiro]: is narukami senpai okay

[Hidaka]: Why would you ask that?

[Mashiro]: (photo)

[Sakasaki]: Barbie Horse AdventurES?

[Sakasaki]: www

[Hidaka]: Narukami is just playing a game, is she not?

[Hidaka]: I don’t see the issue.

[Itsuki]: I don’t either.

[Itsuki]: Is there something wrong with this… “Barbie Horse Adventures”?

[Tomoya]: …

[Tomoya]:  i cant explain this.

[Ran]: Please attempt to do so.

[Ran]: I would very much like to know the issue of Arashi-kun playing “Barbie Horse Adventures”.

[Hibiki]: I would like to know the issue with it as well ☆

[Mashiro]: dont do this to me you know EXACTLY the problem with it masked freak

[Hibiki]: it’s not good to judge people like that, Tomoya-kun!

[Mashiro]: sakasaki senpai help me here

[Sakasaki]: lol

[Mashiro]: PLEASE

[Mashiro]: DON'T SEENZONE ME

sena house!! (grad edition)

[zzz]: nacchan…

[zzz]: if you need help, i’m open to talk

[tsun goes baka]: ?

[king v1.0]: is this about barbie horse adventures

[tsun goes baka]: horses?

[zzz]:  ya

[tsun goes baka]: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[king v1.0]: they were talking about it in the theatre nerds chat too

king v1.0 changed Izumi Sena’s name to horse hater

[horse hater]: ? 

[horse hater]: excuse me?

[king v2.0 baby boogaloo]: what’s wrong with Barbie Horse Adventures?

[king v1.0]:  holdon let me steal shiros explanation

forwarded

[king v1.0]: there’s nothing wrong with playing the game its just that it comes off as a struggle or a cry for help because its a barbie game 

[king v2.0 baby boogaloo]: what’s wrong with barbie games?

[king v1.0]: shiros still trying to explain

[horse hater]: shouldnt the fact that narukun’s playing a game with a /horse/ be enough??

[zzz]: ok horse hater

[king v1.0]: ok horse hater

[horse hater]:  horses are like suuuper gross okay?

[horse hater]: have you seen their skulls?

[zzz]: secchans a coward

[horse hater]: I AM NOT

◯ Arashi Narukami @naruchan_arashi

i got messages from 3 group chats asking if i was ok

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◯ anzu @apricottbun

but are you okay though

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◯ Arashi Narukami @naruchan_arashi

dont ask i dont know the answer either

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And the show has started!  Mute us for now if you don’t want spoilers

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Mikejima-san is introducing us while… in the wild?  

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update

“The five members of Knights will have to survive in the wilderness while I track them down, with a 24 hour time limit. They win if they can evade me for 24 hours. I win if I track them down before time’s up.”  

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

No we are not making this up. We do not know what’s going on either.  

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

Each member will have a camera.
The special is prerecorded, so it won’t be the full 24 hours. 

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

No we don’t know if the full footage will be released 

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

Some other Ensemble square idols have been tweeting about it too, so we’ll retweet their comments as well!

   ↺ Knights Updates Retweeted

◯ Rei Sakuma @SakumaRei112

Is this why ritsu was so tired after he came back from the filming?

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◯ Hajime Shino @hajime_desu

Ritsu-senpai… Suou-kun... i hope they’re gonna be ok

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◯ Eichi Tenshouin @eichitenshouin
replying to @hajime_desu

Ritsu-kun will be fine, and I trust Tsukasa-kun.

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

We cut to footage from earlier, where Madara is explaining the rules to knights! 

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They were given 5 hours to hide and supplied with resources before Madara would start hunting them 

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Ritsu asks if Madara could just tag him now. He’s denied

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A montage of most of the knights setting up camp! 

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Highlights: Leo and Izumi paired up while Ritsu found a nice place to nap

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◯ Mao Isara @isaramao_316

oh of course he’s sleeping 

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

8.00 pm! The hunt has started! The 5 hours of prep was counted in the 24 hour countdown, so it's 19 hours to go

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

Some people are asking why I’m using the word hunt.
It’s the same word they’re using.

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

Checking in on each of the members, they’re mostly holding up

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

Izumi and Leo have found a nice spot to rest, Arashi is still on the move, Ritsu is still sleeping and Tsukasa seems to be doing the best out of all of them??

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Cut back to Madara, and he’s already looking!

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“Some of them are better at hiding their trail than others,” -Madara

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Arashi has been found! She’s currently trying to run from Madara!

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Thankfully, it seems that she knows her current surroundings well, and manages to get out of view

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Now Madara is trying to find her

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Cut to Arashi! She’s hiding in a bush

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I don’t think this will end well for her

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◯ Mika Kagehira @kagehira_mika

NARUKAMIKUN RUN

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update
(video)

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Arashi Narukami has been eliminated and we are now terrified of Mikejima Madara!

   ↺ Knights Updates Retweeted

◯ Mika Kagehira @kagehira_mika

NNOOOOOOOOOOO 

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

As it turns out, when one member gets eliminated, everyone will be alerted!

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

Cut to reactions to Arashi’s elimination for the remaining four

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“Mild panic”, “indifference”, “laughter” and “sleep” from Tsukasa, Izumi, Leo and Ritsu respectively

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◯ Makoto Yuuki @makoyuuki

F

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◯ Subaru Akehoshi @subaruuu622

F

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◯ Hokuto Hidaka @Hidaka__Hokuto

F

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◯ Mao Isara @isaramao_316

F

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◯ Trickstar Updates! @ts_updates

If you’re wondering why all 4 members of Trickstar tweeted “F” at the same time, it’s because Narukami Arashi of Knights got eliminated on a livestream for a Knights show

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

The camera cuts back to Madara, and there’s a yawn

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

It looks like he found Ritsu!

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

“You’re being loud, can you search a bit quieter?”
“Ritsu-san, you’re supposed to be hiding, y’know?”

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Madara tries to tag out Ritsu, but he evades!

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

“Normally, I’d let you just tag me but I’m mad so I’m gonna run from you”
And he disappears!

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

Night has started to fall, so our Ritsu could be feeling more energetic now!

   ↺ Knights Updates Retweeted

◯ Mao Isara @isaramao_316

rat 

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◯ Rei Sakuma @SakumaRei112

that;s my brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

Madara smiles like he’s been given a challenge and now he’s on the hunt again!

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Frankly it’s a little scary.

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Ritsu has been spotted! Madara starts sneaking over

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

Picture this: You’re Madara, sneaking up silently, then Ritsu slowly turns his head and says
“You think you could sneak up that easily?” before he runs off 

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Now picture this: You’re Ritsu, running, for what seems like a while and feel like you’ve gotten away.
While pausing to take a break, you get knocked over and hear the words “You’re out”

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

This is starting to feel like a horror movie.

   ↺ Knights Updates Retweeted

◯ Mitsuru Tenma @mitsurunn97

mikejima senpai is scary!!!!!!!!

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◯ Tomoya Mashiro @tomoya_mashiiiro

hajime-kun invited us ra*bits members to watch the special together but i don’t think he expected this

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

Another cut to the elimination reactions!
“More panic, continued indifference and more laughter” from Tsukasa, Izumi and Leo!

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

It’s now 12am, Madara will be taking a break from hunting and the remaining contestants will be given time to sleep

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◯ Mao Isara @isaramao_316

I’m surprised ritsu lasted that long actually

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

Cut to 8 am the next day, Arashi and Ritsu are in a "spectator's room", watching the remaining three.

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

Madara’s about to start hunting again, and all 3 are on the move

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From the spectators:
“Do I have to watch them?”
“Yes you do”
(loud groan)

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Ritsu’s already made bets on Madara winning while Arashi is trying to remain neutral

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Returning back to Madara, he’s found Izumi and Leo!

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

The camera’s going wild, I can’t see what’s going on I can only hear yelling

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

“HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!” - Tsukinaga Leo as he runs away, leaving Izumi behind

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

Izumi Sena has been eliminated after being betrayed by Leo!

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

Pure shock from the spectators. 

(photo)

   ↺ Knights Updates Retweeted

◯ Chiaki Morisawa @MORISAWACHIAKI0918

SENA !!!!! NO!!!!!!

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◯ Kaoru Hakaze @kaoru_hkz1103

rip sena kun

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

Tsukasa has no idea what happened, just knows that Izumi’s out

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

Izumi’s cursing Leo and his next 3 generations

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

Madara’s just laughing as he hauls Izumi back

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◯ photos of mikejima madara being strong @mam_pics

madara’s known strength: can hold at least 61 kg in one arm

(photo)

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

And yes, I do mean haul.

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

It’s currently 12pm, 3 hours till the game is over!

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

Madara is still on the prowl, Tsukasa is moving along and Leo is…
Moving through bushes, it seems

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Oh? It Tsukasa’s been caught in a trap!

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

Madara had set up some in the downtime earlier, apparently.

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He manages to escape, but it Madara’s been alerted to where he is!

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Aaand he’s running! From earlier encounters, we know that Madara is super fast, will Tsukasa be able to escape?

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update

He failed, but gracefully.

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update

When he realised he couldn't outrun Madara, he stopped and raised his hand in defeat, allowing Madara to carry him back.

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

Tsukasa is the 4th to be eliminated, the only one remaining is Leo!

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Who is still in vegetation!

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A timelapse of… Leo hiding? With cuts of Madara searching spliced in

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

highlight from the spectators

Arashi: What is Leo-kun doing..?

Ritsu: Being Leo

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We also got this reaction face from Arashi!

(photo)

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15 minutes left! Will Leo be able to win?

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Maybe not! Madara's found him!

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Leo climbs a tree(????) to evade!

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Madara climbs up too!(?????????????)

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Leo jumps off the tree and starts running!

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

When I started this account I didn’t expect to be commentating a chase through the forest but look where we are.

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

It’s hard to keep track of what’s going on, but it seems to be a lot of running and light parkour

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

If you can join the stream, please do. It's just a lot of chasing but it's intense.

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Last few minutes! Leo has climbed up another tree

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

Madara’s climbing up too but 

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

Sorry, that last tweet sent early!
Leo is throwing rocks and dirt at Madara.

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

King.

(photo)

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More Arashi and Ritsu reaction pics!
(photo)

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And time's up! Leo won with his rock trick! 

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There's no prize to be won but Leo got a cardboard crown from Madara

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A "winning speech" from Leo, and the credits roll

◯ Knights Updates @knights_update 

It seems that the Knights members weren’t allowed to tweet until the livestream was over to avoid spoilers

   ↺ Knights Updates Retweeted

◯ Leo Tsukinaga @tsukinagaleyo

i regret nothing.

   ↺ Knights Updates Retweeted

◯ Izumi Sena @Izumi1102

Tsukinaga Leo Is A Bastard.

   ↺ Knights Updates Retweeted

◯ Ritsu Sakuma @RitSuuu_s

ngl i slept through most of it

   ↺ Knights Updates Retweeted

◯ Arashi Narukami @naruchan_arashi

Was it a good experience? Yes! Would I do it again? …

   ↺ Knights Updates Retweeted

◯ Tsukasa Suou @Tsukasa0406

Being caught in a trap was shameful . I will learn from my mistakes and do better next time.

   ↺ Knights Updates Retweeted

◯ Madara Mikejima @mikejimamadara

Getting pelted with rocks and dirt sure was… Something ♪

sena please stop leaving the group chat :(

[bicycle]: i watched the stream with reikun because he asked me to

[bicycle]: i didnt expect it to be so brutal???

[leave counter: 32]: me neither

[leave counter: 32]: I WAS LEFT TO DIE

[burning man]: im sure you were fine!!!

[leave counter: 32]: i was HAULED AWAY by MIKEJIMA

[burning man]: :(

[burning man]: mikejima is a good man! He would not hurt you

[bicycle]: i was referring more to the dirt throwing??

[bicycle]: i didnt expect tsukinaga kun to play dirty

Izumi Sena left the chat

burning man added Izumi sena

burning man changed Izumi Sena’s nickname to leave counter: 33

[burning man]: sena please stop leaving :(

[bicycle]: what was it this time

[leave counter: 33]:  that stupid pun.

[bicycle]: ??oh

[bicycle]: IT WASNT ON PURPOSE

[leave counter: 33]: and you’re straight

[bicycle]: …

[bicycle]: anyways.

[bicycle]: im not sure if im more surprised at tsukinaga kun throwing dirt or mikejima kun being stopped by dirt

[burning man]: getting hit with rocks probably hurt :(

[bicycle]:  but like.

[leave counter: 33]: its mikejima.

[bicycle]:  i mean. Its mikejima kun

[bicycle]: yeah,

[leave counter: 33]: knowing him, he probably went easy cause it was leokun

[burning man]:  does this mean that tsukinaga won through foul play :(

[leave counter: 33]: no clue

[leave counter: 33]: sure as hell not gonna be the one to ask mikejima

[bicycle]: i don’t reallt care either way so

[bicycle]: *really

[leave counter: 33]: reallt

[bicycle]: shut. 

[burning man]: its not very nice to make fun of peoples typoes sena :(

[leave counter: 33]: whatever

[leave counter: 33]: you’re all sooo annoying

[burning man]: please don’t leave the groupchat again :(

[leave counter: 33]: ugh

[leave counter: 33]: i won’t.

[leave counter: 33]: you’ll just add me back anyways

[bicycle]: if you really hate us you can just mute the chat y’know? 

[bicycle]: you don’t have to respond

[leave counter: 33]: and leave you two by yourselves?

[bicycle]: awww senacchi loves us

[burning man]: sena loves us!!!

[leave counter: 33]: shut up.

Chapter Text

Nito Nazuna-senpai

help 

nito-senpai?

Hello?

nito senpai??? Are you there??

[Whole Hands]

ANZU [PD] 

Has anyone seen Nito-senpai in EnSquare???

TOMOYA [R*B/RL]

Niichan?? Why would he be in the building?

ANZU [PD]

he was supposed to pick up something

REI [UnD/RL]

He’s in the office send message send message send message Kaoru how do I send message with the voice to text option again click sand message ok thank you

ANZU [PD]

Sakuma-senpai?

REI [UnD/RL]

Sorry, Rei-kun’s still bad with using his phone. Nazuna-kun got spooked by a frog and dropped his phone. The frog then jumped onto it so he can’t use it right now (Kaoru)

ANZU [PD]

Oh, I see. Rhythm Link main office, right? I’ll come over

REI [UnD/RL]

Bring a small jar or a tank with you, we need to keep the frog somewhere (Kaoru)

◯ Kaoru Hakaze @kaoru_hkz1103

we got some potted hydrangeas for the office. it turns out they were hiding a little froggy friend!

(photo)

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◯ Izumi Sena @izumi1102

Is that Nazuna-kun’s phone it’s sitting on???

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◯ Kaoru Hakaze @kaoru_hkz1103

maybe.

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◯ Izumi Sena @izumi1102

What’s his phone doing at the office?? And isn’t he terrified of frogs?

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◯ Kaoru Hakaze @kaoru_hkz1103

this isnt about him it’s about aji-san.

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◯ Koga Oogami @oogamikoga0718

DID YOU ALREADY NAME THE DAMN FROG?

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◯ Kaoru Hakaze @kaoru_hkz1103

he’s shaped like a friend okay

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◯ Kaoru Hakaze @kaoru_hkz1103

Also if anyone got worried about nazuna-kun he’s fine! He just got spooked and dropped his phone

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dorm mates

[yuuta] : twt,com/kaoru_hkz1103/status/352...

◯ Kaoru Hakaze @kaoru_hkz1103

Producer-san brought a little jar for aji-san! I wonder if i can keep him in the dorms

(photo)

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[yuuta]: WE ARE NOT. KEEPING A FROG IN THE DORMS.

[kaoru]: but yuuta kun…

[yuuta]: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kaoru]: why not...

[yuuta]: they remind me of bugs

[kaoru]: but they’re not bugs

[yuuta]: they eat bugs don’t they??

[yuuta]: you’ll have to feed it eventually and i do Not want you bringing insects into the dorm

[yuuta]: and my cat might knock it over or something

[kaoru]: fuck

[kaoru]: this sucks i’m already attached to aji-san

[Nagisa]: If you are already attached to it, why are you still referring to it with “-san”?

[kaoru]: oh its ran-kun

[kaoru]: san is part of his name!

[kaoru]: we found him in a pot of hydrangeas so

[kaoru]: ajisai and aji-san sound similar and we ended up naming him aji-san while waiting for anzu-chan

[kaoru]: *producer 

[yuuta]: wow that’s lame

[Nagisa]: I see…. How interesting.

[kaoru]: ow, yuuta kun

[yuuta]: also

[yuuta]: there’s no need to correct yourself on the producer thing here is there?

[yuuta]: its just us here

[kaoru]: i guess??

[kaoru]: but i wanna get used to it yknow

[kaoru]: respect her wishes and stuff

[yuuta]: yeah i get where you’re coming from

[yuuta]: wish we didnt have to do this though

[Nagisa]: I see you both are attached to the Producer.

[yuuta]: of course we are!

[yuuta]: she helped us through a bunch 

[kaoru]: sorry to cut through the sentimental stuff but

[kaoru]: what do we do about aji-san?

[yuuta]: well we can’t keep it in the dorms

[kaoru]: ran-kun what do you think

[Nagisa]: I am not sure.

[Nagisa]: I will ask Hiyori-kun.

[Nagisa]: He has more experience in “adpopting” than I do.

[Nagisa]: omg are you guys gonna adopt a frog

[Nagisa]: send pics is it cute 

[yuuta]: ran senpai????

[kaoru]: did he just give his phone to tomoe-kun

[Nagisa]: yes he did!

[Nagisa]: now hurry up and show me the frog!

[kaoru]: (photo)

[yuuta]: DID YOU ALREADY BRING IT INTO OUR ROOM

[Nagisa]: quiet!! 

[Nagusa]: i need to think

[yuuta]: sorry?

[Nagisa]: hmph.

[kaoru]: here’s a ruler for scale

[kaoru]: (photo)

[Nagisa]: oh!

[Nagisa]: he’s so tiny, it’s pathetic!

[Nagisa]: i love him!

[Nagisa]: i’ll take him off your hands~

[kaoru]: uhh

[kaoru]: thanks?

[Nagisa]: you should be thankful!

[yuuta]: but tomoe senpai

[yuuta]: don’t you already own a dog?

[Nagisa]: and what about it?

[yuuta]:  aren’t you scared your dog could knock over the frog or something?

[Nagisa]: bloody mary is a well trained dog!

[yuuta]: still

[Nagisa]: are you trying to undermine me, commoner? 

[Nagisa]: that’s not very ii hiyori of you!

[kaoru]: yuuta kun’s right though

[kaoru]: it’d be bad if the frog got knocked over

[kaoru]: tomoe kun?

[yuuta]: i dont like how quiet he’s being

[kaoru]: me neither

[kaoru]: he’s the loud kind isnt he?

[Nagisa]: I’m back ~☆

[yuuta]: yeah i wonder wheroh there he is

[Nagisa]: did you miss me? You should!

[Nagisa]: Nagisa-kun convinced me that I should not put bloody mary and a frog in the same room

[Nagisa]: so i will not be taking in the frog

[Nagisa]: i will, however, still be taking the frog off your hands!

[Nagisa]: instead, i’ll be giving it to tatsumi-kun! because he looks like a frog

[yuuta]: i

[yuuta]: i guess that works?

[kaoru]: yeah that could work actually

[Nagisa]: good!

[Nagisa]: i’m outside the dorm with Nagisa-kun to collect the frog!

[kaoru]: huh

[Nagisa]: hurry up and open the door!

◯ Aira Shiratori @shiratoriairabu

Alkaloid has a new friend! Say hello to Aji-san, isn’t he adorable?
He’s technically Tatsumi-senpai’s, but I’m tweeting on his behalf!

(photo)

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◯ Aira Shiratori @shiratoriairabu

Yes, it’s the same frog Hakaze-senpai was tweeting about earlier!

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dorm mates

[kaoru]: i just realised how stupid i am

[yuuta]: ?

[kaoru]: yumenosaki has a marine bio club. we could’ve just given the frog to the club.

[yuuta]: …

[yuuta]: weren’t you in the club?

[kaoru]: yep.

[kaoru]: i’m stupid.

Forwarded from kaoru

[yuuta]: i’m stupid

[kaoru]: i’m not sure if alkaloid are allowed to keep pets, even

[kaoru]: i’ll go ask souma kyun if he can keep the frog in the club

[yuuta]: you go do that

◯ Aira Shiratori @shiratoriairabu

We’re saying goodbye to Aji-san today...
He’s gonna be handed over to the Marine Bio club
I’ll miss him.

(photo)

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◯ Aira Shiratori @shiratoriairabu

At least I can still visit him in school !!!

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◯ Aira Shiratori @shiratoriairabu

Here's a short video I edited in memory of Aji-san </3

(video)

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◯ Mika Kagehira @kagehura_mika

didn't ya only know him for a few days?

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◯ Aira Shiratori @shiratoriairabu

i get attatched easily, mika senpai.

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Chapter Text

◯ IDLog @idlog

【IDLog June Issue】
『The hidden lore of Valkyrie!』 The original members of Cosmic Production’s Valkyrie, leader Itsuki Shu-san and the now on-hiatus ex-member Nito Nazuna-san answer questions about the origin of the unit in an exclusive interview with IDlog! #IDlog

(photo)

3a gc

[mikki]: hey guys

[mikki]: weird question but

[mikki]: whaddya guys do when ya get weird comments on yer unit’s stuff?

[akke]: weird comments how

[akke]: like

[akke]: “please date me i love you” weird or weird weird

[mikki]: uhhh

[mikki]: neither

[ukki]: elaborate

[mikki]: nnah

[mikki]: its really weird

[sari]: no its fine 

[ukki]: trickstar usually reads weird comments together and laughs at them we’re used to it

[mikki]: err

[mikki]: so

[mikki]: lately people have been calling oshisan a simp

[akke]: AHAHAHAJSAHDSGHGDHGJDGHDDS

[sari]: oh my god

[akke]: I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

[hokke]: what is a “simp”?

[akke]: BUT THIS IS AMAZING

[sari]: @hokke i’ll dm you

[mikki]: nnnah

[mikki]: ‘ts super weird right>

[ukki]: is it because of that interview?

[ukki]: because

[mikki]: yeah i know theyre right

[ukki]: they’re rig

[ukki]: ah

[mikki]: im not sure if oshisan knows what a simp is but id rather not risk it yanno

[mikki]: last time he saw a bad comment he axed his computer

[fusshii]: usually i install a filter extension on bocchama’s internet browsers to help filter out the worst things

[fusshii]: i can send you some recommendations

[mikki]: thatd be nice but i dont have access to oshisans phone or laptop right now

[sari]: oh yeah, itsuki senpai’s in france isnt he?

[mikki]: yeah!!!!

[mikki]: hes calmed down a lil since going to france but im still worried

[akke]: he probably wont know what simp means tbh

[ukki]: and its not the worst thing you can be called

[mikki]: oh god oh FUCK

[hokke]: kagehira?

[mikki]: (photo)

[mikki]: “kagehira, what’s a simp?”HOWAMI I SUPPSOED TO ANSWERT THIS

[ukki]: its like 11pm right now isnt it

[ukki]: pretend you didnt see it and tell him you went to sleep or something

[mikki]: ive lived with him for 2 years he knows i doesnt sleep until 1am at least

[ukki]: oh worm

Forwarded
[hokke]: a simp is someone who’ll suck up to someone, usually a romantic interest, in hopes that they’ll get something in return even though the other person doesnt reciprocate 

[sari]: ..?

Forwarded
[hokke]: but at this point people like to use it as like “super dedicated to this person without anything in return”

[sari]: HOKUTO

Forwarded
[hokke]: i guess a good example would be hasumi-senpai to tenshouin senpai or aoba senpai to tenshouin senpai

[hokke]: Send him this.

[sari]: DID YOU JUST FORWARD MY ANSWRRS?

[hokke]: Yes. It says “forwarded” right there.

[akke]: i cant believe sari actually went to explain what a simp was

[mikki]: i dont think oshisan would take kindly to being compared to tsumuchansenpai

[hokke]: Would Sena-senpai be a good example of a “simp”?

[ukki]: oh my god

[akke]: they grow up so fast

[sari]: i hate this

[mikki]: HE MESSAGED ME AGAIN OH GOD OH FUCK

[mikki]: “Kagehira I see you’re online. Are you ignoring me?”

[mikki]: hhhheEEEEEEEEEEELP

[hokke]: Just forward him those messages.

[mikki]: what if he reacts badly though!!!!!!!

[sari]: i mean, you shouldn’t have to be worried about that

[sari]: itsuki senpai’s changed a lot 

[mikki]: nnnah

[mikki]: ok igu

[sari]: ..?

[ukki]: kagehira kun?

[akke]: did he fucking die

[ukki]: i think he dieded

[mikki]: ▶————— 0:13

[sari]: hello?

[ukki]: did he just scream for 13 seconds straight

[akke]: king of breath control

[mikki]: my life is over

[mikki]: maybe IM going to be the one axing my electronic devices

[mikki]: (photo)

[mikki]: i genuinely think im about to lose it

[hokke]: Hm.

[akke]: AHAHHSJAHAHHAHAHAHGSBHDHAHHA

[ukki]: F

[hokke]: I guess you are a bit of a “simp”, Kagehira.

[sari]: i don’t know what to say

[mikki]: ▶————— 0:21

[sari]: i’m so sorry for your loss

[mikki]:  i cant believe OSHISAN of all people called me a simp

[mikki]: i think im going through the 5 stages of grief

[ukki]: it’s ok i think if someone said “Reply, simp.” to me i’d die on the spot

[ukki]: especially if it was a simp like itsuki senpai sending it

[akke]: the worst part is that you cant even deny it

[mikki]: YOU GUSY ARE’T HELPING

[mikachan]: NARUCHAAAAAAAAN

[naruchan]: what is it, mika chan? 

[naruchan]: are you alright?

[mikachan]: do you think im a simp

[mikachan]: naruchan?

[naruchan]: i don’t know how to reply

[mikachan]: ‘ts alright….

[mikachan]: you can just say yes

[naruchan]: i’m so sorry mikachan

[naruchan]: maybe you are a simp

[naruchan]: just a little bit

[mikachan]: im gonna go eat sweets to dull the pain

[naruchan]: wanna have a movie night?

[mikachan]: please

[mikachin]: nazunanii…

[mikachin]: ‘ts a weird question but…

[mikachin]: d’you think im a simp?

[nazunanii]: after being with itsuki for two years i dont think i can call anyone a simp

[mikachin]: is that a no?

[nazunanii]: yep!

[mikachin]: thank ya kindly

[mikachin]: i needed that

[nazunanii]: no problem!

oshisan

Kagehira, what is a simp?

Kagehira I see you’re online. Are you ignoring me?

Answer, simp.

▶—————— 0:28

Kagehira?!

Are you alright?

I’m sorry. I meant for it to be a joke.

calling someone a simp cuts deep yanno

I’m sorry.

Natsume told me what a simp was,
and he said that it was someone like
you or Aoba.

It looked like a joking term so I wanted
to try it on you as a joke.

Truly, I did not mean to wound you.

nnah 

‘ts fine oshisan

whyd you ask what a simp was in the first place

I noticed people were calling me
a simp after that interview with
Nito.

Kagehira, am I a simp?

a little.

Only a little?

well

youre not as bad now but 

ya used to be one heckuva simp for nazunanii

I see.

Thank you for telling me.

By the way, it is late in Japan, is it not?

12am

Go to sleep Kagehira.

in a little bit

Kagehira.

okay...

g’night oshisan

Goodnight, Kagehira.

Chapter Text

we Secondth Years now!

sunshine added WEREWOLF BOT to the chat

[sunshine]: huhu!

[hiiro]: Hello!

[hinyan] : theres the bitch!!!

[hiiro]: That’s Werewolf Bot not Bitch? 

[hinyan]: oh aira-kun hasnt taught you what a bitch is yet?

[hiiro]: ?

[yuunyan]: aniki.

[hinyan]: tehepero

[hinyan]: anyways

[hinyan]: @ryuseis @bunnies get your asses here

[hinyan]: oh wait

[tomonyan]: what is it

[sumikko]: let me rot

[hinyan]: @losers almost forgot you two

[rich kid red]: Why is our role name losers again??

[rich kid pink]: more importantly

[rich kid pink]: why are we sharing a role again

[hinyan]: because youre losers with no one else from your unit here

[hiiro]: am i a “loser” too then?

[hinyan]: no you’re exempted

[rich kid pink]: i hate it here

[hinyan]: ok so!

[hinyan]: you all might be wondering why i called you here

[yuunyan]: aniki wants us all to play werewolf game using the bot

[hinyan]: well its becyUUUTYA KUN WHY

[sumikko]: deserve

[tetsunyan]: deserve

[hinyan]: you all are so mean to me </3

[hinyan]: hajime kun you agree with me right theyre all mean

[hajime]: um

[tomonyan]: don’t pull hajime into your schemes,  scum

[bread]: if it makes you feel better i think you dont deserve it hinatachan!!!!

[tomonyan]: don’t encourage him

[hinyan]: sob sob… since none of you want me to explain ill leave it to sora kun </3 </3

[tetsunyan]: did you just type out sob sob

[sunshine]: it’s okay hinachan! sora will explain

[sunshine]: w!rules

[WEREWOLF BOT]:

WELCOME TO THE WEREWOLF GAME

Players will be split into 2-3 camps: Werewolf, Villager and 3rd party

Werewolves win when they outnumber the rest

Villagers win when there are no werewolves left

Third parties have their own win conditions

Each camp has its own set of roles, type w!roles to get an overview.

Roles are assigned randomly, what roles are assigned are based on the number of players unless otherwise specified by the game host.

[sunshine]: huhu!

[hiiro]: This is a strange person.

[hinyan]: w!join

[WEREWOLF BOT]: A game has been registered with you as the host, type w!start when all players are in.

[tomonyan]: that’s not a person hiiro-kun

[sunshine]: w!join

[WEREWOLF BOT]: You have joined the game!

[sunshine]:  it’s a bot!

[hiiro]: A bot?

[hinyan]: yeah! its not a real person

[hinyan]: it just does whatever its programmed to do

[hiiro]: So it does whatever it’s told?

[hinyan]: if you’re about to go into a Yumenosaki “Am I Human?” Crisis™ let me just stop you right now don’t think about it too hard just take it as it goes okay

[hiiro]: I don’t understand.

[hinyan]: shhhh

[tetsukun]: yumenosaki am i human crisis

[yuunyan]: i mean have you seen our senpais

[hinyan]: tetora kun youre literally in a unit with a “living god” i think you should be familiar with this

[sumikko]: i hate to admit it but hes right

[tomonyan]: yeah our senpais do like having existential crises a lot

[bread boy]: niichan used to have some last year!!

[hinyan]: anyways guys do w!join and get in the game

[hinyan]: ok i think thats everyone

[hinyan]: w!start

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 

The game has started! Check your DMs for your role. 

Roles assigned:
[VILLAGE-SIDED]: Villager[5], Knight[1], Mystic [1], Prophet[1]

[WOLF-SIDED]: Werewolves[2], Madman[1]

Role reveal on death = FALSE

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 

DAY 1 - MORNING

Do w!vote [username] to cast your vote on who should be lynched.

Do w!vote null if you do not wish to vote.

Day ends 30seconds after everyone has voted.

[sumikko]: w!vote @sumikko

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 1/12 votes.

[nin ninja]: MIDORIKUN NO

[hajime]: w!vote null

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 2/12 votes.

[sumikko]: i want death

[hajime]: i dont want to vote for anyone before we have any suspicions...

[mitsuru]: w!vote null

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 3/12 votes.

[mitsuru]: me neither!

[tomoya]: i guess i’ll go neutral too

[tomoya]: w!vote null

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 4/12 votes.

[hinyan]: y’all boring!!!!

[hinyan]: where’s the betrayal

[hinyan]: the Drama

[yuunyan]: i’ll show you betrayal

[yuunyan]: w!vote null

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 5/12 votes.

[hinyan]: i expected you to vote for me but this is worse

[hiiro]: If we vote randomly, it will allow the wolves to win quicker, yes?

[hiiro]: w!vote null

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 6/12 votes.

[hinyan]: you guys suck

[rich kid pink]: w!vote @rich kid red

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 7/12 votes.

[rich kid pink]: die.

[rich kid red]: Oh, we’re doing this now?

[rich kid red]: w!vote @rich kid pink

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 8/12 votes.

[hinyan]: YES THATS WHAT I WANT TO SEE

[sunshine]: huhu! if hinachan wants betrayal

[sunshine]: w!vote @hinyan

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 9/12 votes.

[hinyan]: h

[hinyan]: SORAKUN??? YOU???? 

[hinyan]: i am so shocked and betrayed right now

[tetsunyan]: w!vote @hinyan

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 10/12 votes.

[tetsunyan]: d’you think we could vote him off on the first day

[tomonyan]: let me try something

[tomonyan]: w!vote @hinyan

[WEREWOLF BOT] : vote updated.

[tomonyan]: oh shit

[hinyan]: youre all out for me…? my weak maiden heart cant stand it </3

[yuunyan]: w!vote @hinyan

[WEREWOLF BOT] : vote updated.

[yuunyan]: deserve.

[tomonyan]: that’s 4/12 for hinata right?

[sunshine]: w!votecount

[WEREWOLF BOT]: VOTE COUNT

hinyan - 4

Null - 3

sumikko - 1

rich kid pink -1 

rich kid red - 1

Undecided - 2

[yuunyan]: @nin ninja vote for aniki

[hinyan]: SHINOBU KUN NOO

[nin ninja]: uh

[nin ninja]: umm

[sumikko]: shinobu kun vote for me

[nin ninja]: NO

[nin ninja]: w!vote null

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 11/12 votes

[hinyan]: YESSSSSSSSS

[yuunyan]: damn

[nin ninja]: sorry :(

[yuunyan]: its ok

[bread]: hinachan your vote

[hinyan]: oh fuck

[tomonyan]: were you really so focused on everyone else you forgot your own vote

[hinyan]: w!vote @yuunyan

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 12/12 votes. Morning will end in 30seconds.

VOTE COUNT:

hinyan - 4

Null - 4

sumikko - 1

rich kid pink -1 

rich kid red - 1

yuunyan - 1

 

[yuunyan]: woooow

[hinyan]: its only fair

[nin ninja]: so what happens since the votes are tied?

[sunshine]: no one gets lynched!

[rich kid pink]: in that case

[rich kid pink]: w!vote @hinyan

[hinyan]: HEY

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 12/12 votes. Morning will end in 14seconds.

VOTE COUNT:

hinyan - 5

Null - 4

sumikko - 1

rich kid pink -1 

yuunyan - 1

[hinyan]: OIOIOIOIOIOI

[yuunyan]: careful youre starting to sound like sakuma senpai

[WEREWOLF BOT]: Morning has ended! The village voted to lynch @hiinyan

[WEREWOLF BOT]: Players with night actions, please DM your choices.

[hinyan]: THE BETRAYAL???

[rich kid pink]: isnt that what you wanted

[rich kid pink]: it’s boring if it just defaults to no one getting killed, right?

[hinyan]: I MEAN YOURE RIGHT BUT WHY ME <///3

[rich kid pink]: because you asked for it??

[hinyan]: tch………

[hinyan]: yuuta kun im gonna come over to your dorm let’s play together

[yuunyan]: im telling hakaze senpai to lock you out

[hinyan]: nooooo 

[hiiro]: owo whats this

[tomonyan]: huh

[sumikko]: what the fuck

[yuunyan]: did aniki steal hiiro kuns phone somehow

[hinyan]: why do you all keep blaming me

[hiiro]: oh, this is aira!

[hiiro]: hiro kun asked for help so i decided to take a look

[hiiro]: i hope you don’t mind my intrusion ♪

[hajime]: nice to see you, shiratori kun!

[hiiro]: shino-senpai!!!

[tetsunyan]: leave while you still can

[tomonyan]: (2)

[sumikko]: (3)

[hiiro]: …?

[hinyan]: ignore them

[hinyan]: welcome to the big boys zone aira-kun!

[hiiro]: actually i think ill give hiro kun his phone back

[yuunyan]: good

[hiiro]: bye ♡

[rich kid red]: How do we know when the night roles are done?

[hinyan]: the bot will send a message!

[sunshine]: w!nightcheck

[WEREWOLF BOT]: Nighttime Actions

Wolves - X

Prophet - O

Knight - X

If all players of a role have been killed, their role action will be displayed as complete (O). 

[hinyan]: oh

[hinyan]: the knights and the wolves better hurry tf up!!! I wanna see what happens

[yuunyan]: they’re trying their best

[WEREWOLF BOT]: NIGHTTIME END

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 

Day 2- Morning

@rich kid red was found dead. 

Do w!vote [username] to cast your vote on who should be lynched.

Do w!vote null if you do not wish to vote.

Day ends 30seconds after everyone has voted.

[rich kid red]: Pardon my language but.

[rich kid red]: God damnit!

[rich kid pink]: in english too huh

[hinyan]: welcome to the ghosties club 

[hinyan]: hey tsukasa kun dm me your role and i’ll dm you mine let’s make bets

[rich kid red]: Alright.

[hajime]: um…

[hajime]: so what do we do this time?

[tomonyan]: do we have any leads?

[rich kid pink]: hey prophet do you wanna come out of hiding or something

[nin ninja]: i do not think they will reveal themselves that easily de gozaru…

[nin ninja]: after all, it makes them a high target for the wolves, does it not?

[sumikko]: im the prophet

[yuunyan]: wow

[nin ninja]: midori kun....

[sumikko]: wolves you know what to do

[hajime]: i mean the knight can still protect them, right?

[sumikko]: please dont

[tomonyan]: well

[tomonyan]: since you outed yourself do you have any good leads?

[sumikko]: hinata’s human

[yuunyan]: you divined a dead person?

[sunshine]: did midori-chan get prophet and mystic mixed up, huhu?

[sumikko]: wait shit 

[sumikko]: yeah im the mystic not the prophet

[sumikko]: i mean either ways im a priority to kill right?

[sumikko]: wolves hit me up

[rich kid pink]: what does the mystic do again

[sunshine]: they get told the alignment of the one who gets lynched!

[tomonyan]: well that’s not super useful for pointing out suspicious people

[hajime]: do we vote for no one again?

[hiinyan]: thats so boring though

[yuunyan]: silence, ghost

[hiinyan]: </3

[tetsunyan]: what should we do then

[hiiro]: aira kun’s back again! 

[hiiro]: i’ve been discussing a bit with hiro kun and he thinks we should vote nagumo senpaai?

[tetsunyan]: huh

[hiinyan]: tetsukun? </3

[sumikko]: did tetora kun do anything suspicious?

[hiiro]: not exactly but hiro kuns got this hunter’s 6th sense thing and its telling him to vote nagumo senpai

[hiiro]: could just be because he’s got tiger in his name though idk

[rich kid pink]: w!vote @tetsunyan

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 1/10 votes.

[rich kid pink]: well i trust shiratori so there’s my vote

[tetsunyan]: HEY

[hiiro]: thank you himemiya senpai ♪

[hiiro]: w!vote @tetsunyan

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 2/10 votes

[hiiro]: now back to your regularly scheduled hirokun!

[hiiro]: Sorry about that, Tetora. 

[hiiro]: I didn’t want to voice my thoughts because I was unsure of them.

[hinyan]: nooo dont be sorry aha everyone go vote for tetsu kun so he can join me and tsukasa kun in the ghost corner

[tetsunyan]: DONT

[sunshine]: w!vote @tetsunyan

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 3/10 votes.

[sunshine]: aira chan doesn’t seem like he’s lying! sora trusts him!

[nin ninja]: w!vote null

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 4/10 votes

[nin ninja]: i cant accuse tetora dono in good conscience…

[nin ninja]: sorry de gozaru

[sumikko]: me neither so i’ll just

[sumikko]: w!vote @sumikko

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 5/10 votes.

[tetsunyan]: thanks guys

[hajime]: w!vote null

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 6/10 votes.

[hajime]: id feel bad voting for tetora kun…

[tomonyan]: if we all just kept nulling then this will drag out so

[tomonyan]: w!vote @tetsunyan

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 7/10 votes.

[bread] : holdon ill go flip a coin daze

[tomonyan]: ?

[bread]: heads is tetora chan and tails is not tetora chan

[bread]: (photo)

[bread]: not tetora chan it is!

[rich kid red]: I can’t believe he actually went to flip a coin

[bread]: w!vote null

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 8/10 votes.

[tetsunyan]: im sure as hell not voting for myself

[tetsunyan]: w!vote null

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 9/10 votes.

[hinyan]: it’s up to you yuuta kun!!!!! votetetsukun

[yuunyan]: uh

[yuunyan]: i;m gonna go flip a coin too

[tomonyan]: i can’t believe mitsuru’s a trendsetter

[yuunyan]: (photo)

[yuunyan]: sorry tetora kun

[yuunyan]: w!vote @tetsunyan

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 10/10 votes. Morning will end in 30seconds.

VOTE COUNT:

tetsunyan- 5

Null - 4

sumikko - 1

[tetsunyan]: welp.

[tetsunyan]: goodnight

[hinyan]: welcome to the ghost club <3

[rich kid red]: We’re glad to have you.

[tetsunyan]: at least im not alone with hinata kun

[hinyan]: </3

[WEREWOLF BOT]: Morning has ended! The village voted to lynch @tetsunyan

[WEREWOLF BOT]: Players with night actions, please DM your choices.

[sumikko]: i guess we vibe

[tomonyan]: takamine can you tell us what side tetora is?

[hinyan]: nooooo

[hinyan]: you’re not supposed to be able to say anything till morning

[tomonyan]: but

[sunshine]:  that’s how the game is played tomoya chan!

[tomonyan]: fine

[WEREWOLF BOT]: NIGHTTIME END

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 

Day 3- Morning

@sumikko was found dead.  

Do w!vote [username] to cast your vote on who should be lynched.

Do w!vote null if you do not wish to vote.

Day ends 30seconds after everyone has voted.

[sumikko]: YES THANK YOU

[nin nina]: F midori kun

[tetsunyan]: did the knight not do their job?

[rich kid pink]: oh that was fast

[hinyan]: welcome to the ghost club!

[yuunyan]: i guess the night roles had a plan this time

[hajime]: since takamine-kun’s out of the game i’m guessing he can’t tell us about tetora-kun?

[sunshine]: he could!

[sunshine]: but its against the rules 

[tomonyan]: so yeah he cant

[rich kid red]: I assume I cannot point something out to assist the living?

[hinyan]: nope!

[yuunyan]: i think i know what tsukasa kun might point out though

[yuunyan]: isn’t hiiro-kun awfully suspicious right now?

[hiiro]: ?

[tomonyan]: i thinki get what you mean

[bread]: whats wrong with hiirochan?

[tomonyan]: he accused tetora kun, and then midori kun died the next day so his accusation couldn’t be denied or confirmed

[yuunyan]: so that means he might be a wolf trying to play slick right?

[hiiro]: I am sorry, I did not mean to lead you all to the wrong direction.

[hiiro]: But I did not lie. I did feel something from Tetora.

[yuunyan]: living lie detector sorakun go

[sunshine]: huhu?

[sunshine]: hm..

[sunshine]: sora doesnt think hiiro chan is lying!

[sunshine]: maybe his instincts were just wrong?

[tomonyan]: i still don’t trust him though

[tomonyan]: w!vote @hiiro

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 1/8 votes.

[sunshine]: tomoya chan doesnt trust sora?

[tomonyan]: no its just like

[tomonyan]: amagi’s being really suspiscious?

[yuunyan]: id trust sora kun with my life so if he says he thinks hiiro kun isnt lying ill believe him

[nin ninja]: maybe they’re working together degozaru?

[hinyan]: oh?

[tomoyan]: that could be true…

[yuunyan]: sora kun?

[sunshine]: sora is innocent!

[hiiro]: I am not working with Sora.

[bread]: i like sora chan! but i think tomochan’s right!

[bread]: w!vote @hiiro

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 2/8 votes.

[hajime]: uu…

[hajime]: sorry about this, hiiro-kun

[hajime]: w!vote @hiiro

[WEREWOLF BOT]:  3/8 votes.

[hiiro]: I see.

[hiiro]: I will accept my fate.

[sunshine]: huhu… sora thinks that tomoya chan is the more suspicious one right now though?

[tomonyan]: why me??

[sunshine]: since tomoya chan was so quick to accuse hiiro chan!

[sunshine]: i also sense an uneasy color from tomoya chan!

[yuunyan]: im on sora kun’s side

[yuunyan]: so

[yuunyan]: w!vote @tomonyan

[WEREWOLF BOT]:  4/8 votes.

[tomonyan]: amagi more or less just confessed to being guilty though??

[yuunyan]: he just said he accepted his fate though

[hinyan]: THIS is the drama i wanted 

[rich kid pink]: quiet you’re not even in the game anymore

[hinyan]:   heart been broke so many times i dont know what to believe anymore…

[hiiro]: If you believe I am guilty, I will accept your verdict.

[hiiro]: However, I am not a werewolf.

[yuunyan]: shinobu kun hime kun what do you two think

[rich kid pink]: i’ll take harukawa’s word over mashiros! 

[rich kid pink]: w!vote @tomonyan

[WEREWOLF BOT]:  5/8 votes.

[sunshine]: sora should cast his vote too, huh?

[sunshine]: w!vote @tomonyan

[WEREWOLF BOT]:  6/8 votes.

[nin ninja]: i dont know what to do de gozaru…

[nin ninja]: so i will just

[nin ninja]: w!vote null

[WEREWOLF BOT]:  7/8 votes.

[hiiro]: aira kun back again <3

[hiiro]: hiro kuns being indecisive so

[hiiro]: w!vote @tomonyan

[WEREWOLF BOT]: 8/8 votes. Morning will end in 30seconds.

VOTE COUNT:

tomonyan 4

hiiro 3

Null 1

 

[hiiro]:  bye again!

[hinyan]: welcome to ghosttown!

[tomonyan]: damn

[yuunyan]: hiiro kun dont you get tired of having your phone taken?

[hiiro]: Not really, Aira is better at using it than I am.

[yuunyan]: really?

[WEREWOLF BOT]: Morning has ended! The village voted to lynch @tomonyan

[WEREWOLF BOT]: Players with night actions, please DM your choices.

[bread]: tomochan…

[yuunyan]: aniki used to steal my phone a lot

[hiiro]: Stealing is illegal.

[yuunyan]: well not literally steal

[WEREWOLF BOT]: DAY 3 - MORNING

@sunshine was found dead

[WEREWOLF BOT]: Victory for the werewolves!

[WEREWOLF BOT]:  

ROLES:

rich kid pink | WOLF

nin ninja | WOLF

hiiro | MADMAN

tomonyan | FOX  [LYNCHED]

sumikko | MYSTIC [KILLED]

rich kid red | PROPHET [KILLED]

hajime | K NIGHT

sunshine | VILLAGER [KILLED]

hinyan | VILLAGER [LYNCHED]

bread | VILLAGER

yuunyan | VILLAGER

tetsunyan | VILLAGER [LYNCHED]

 

[yuunyan]: oh shit what

[yuunyan]: shinobu kun’s a wolf???

[sunshine]: sora died...

[hinyan]: did y’all really not get a single wolf?

[nin ninja]: I am sorry for deceIving you all de gozaru…

[sumikko]: so thats why shinobu kun was so quiet

[tomonyan]: maybe this wouldnt have happened if you lynched amagi instead of me

[rich kid red]: Somehow I am not surprised that the wolf is Himemiya.

[rich kid pink]: suck it tsukasa

[hajime]: it’s over?

[hajime]: uu… sorry for being a bad knight

[bread]: i think you did great hajime chan!

[sumikko]: dont sweat it i wanted to get offed

[hajime]: ;;

[yuunyan]: i guess this means hiiro kun is really good at lying?

[hiiro]: I did not lie though.

[hiiro]: I am wolf-aligned, but I am not a werewolf.

[yuunyan]: well.

[rich kid pink]: why was mashiro nervous though

[tomonyan]: cause i was the fox?

[rich kid pink]: well what does the fox do

[tomonyan]: i can only win if im the only one left

[tetsunyan]: well that sounds like it sucks

[tomonyan]: just a little 

[yuunyan]: wait what about that bit about hiiro kun’s senses

[hiiro]: That was Aira.

[hiiro]: But I did feel danger coming from Tetora, though.

[rich kid red]: I am still rather annoyed that I got killed on the first night.

[rich kid red]: Right after I had divined that Tori was a werewolf!

[rich kid pink]: sucks to be you!!!!

[nin ninja]: we were lucky to have gotten the prophet on the first night though de gozaru!

[hinyan]: so n’yall wanna play again or nah

[yuunyan]: not right now my brain is fried

[tetsunyan]: same that

[bread]: i wouldnt mind!!

[bread]: i didnt get to contribute much this time but ill do more next round!!

[sunshine]: sora would be up for another round too!

[hajime]: can we do it another day?

[sumikko]: i dont mind spectating but idk if ill join again

[hinyan]: damn yall suck

[yuunyan]: aniki just wants to watch drama unfold

[hinyan]: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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↺ Leo Tsukinaga Retweeted

◯ Natsume Sakasaki @sakasaki_natsuMe

I did not just watch Tsukinaga Senpai put an egg into the dishwasher.

↺ Leo Tsukinaga Retweeted

◯ Natsume Sakasaki @sakasaki_natsuMe

I did not just watch Tsukinaga Senpai /eat/ the egg from the dishwasher.

◯ Leo Tsukinaga @tsukinagaleyo

I’ve been asked “did you really use a dishwasher to make an egg” multiple times in the past few minutes

◯ Leo Tsukinaga @tsukinagaleyo

All I have to say is - I’m no coward.

(photo)

DRAMATICA

[Sakasaki]: Permission to ban Tsukinaga Leo from this circlE?

[Hasumi]: What did he do?

[Hasumi]: I am not opposed by the way, just curious.

[Sakasaki]: He cooked an egg in the dishwashER.

[Hibiki]: Oho?

[Sakasaki]: And then ate iT.

[Hasumi]: Incorrigible.

[Itsuki]: Ban him.

[Tsukinaga]: y’all are COWARDS

[Ran]: An egg cooked with a dishwasher? How interesting.

[Narukami]: ……………………………………………

[Narukami]: im snitching!

[Tsukinaga]: WAIT NO DONT TELL SENA

[Sakasaki]: atoNE.

[Tsukinaga]: aha noo dont tell sena you’re too pretty ;p

[Hidaka]: Tsukinaga-senpai. You are revolting.

[Tsukinaga]: everyone in this house is so mean to me!!!!

[Tsukinaga]: sometimes inspiration hits and tells you dishwasher = warm = can cook an egg okay

[Tsukinaga]: the egg actually tasted bomb

[Hibiki]: Did it now? Perhaps you should bring some to share next meetup! 

[Hasumi]: god no

[Ran]: I agree. I am interested in trying this “dishwasher” cooked egg.

[Sakasaki]: Wataru-niisan please don’t encourage hIM.

[Itsuki]: I’m on Natsume’s side. If Tsukinaga brings “dishwasher eggs” to our next meetup I will vomit. 

[Tsukinaga]: you cant even tell theyre from the dishwasher they’re like weird onsen eggs

[Itsuki]: Anyone who eats soft eggs is a heathen.

[Sakasaki]: Shu-niisan, with all due respect, You Are WroNG.

[Itsuki]: Natsume. Don’t tell me you like your eggs runny?

[Sakasaki]: Raw eggs are perfectly fine to eAT.

[Itsuki]: It’s disgusting!

[Tsukinaga]: have fun with your rubber eggs loser

[Itsuki]: They are not rubbery if you cook them right!

[Hasumi]: Are we really about to argue about eggs?

[Tsukinaga]: keito which side are you on

[Hasumi]: I think raw eggs are perfectly fine.

[Itsuki]: Heathens. All of you.

[Tsukinaga]: but you have a problem with my dishwasher egg????

[Hasumi]: It’s the principle.

[Tsukinaga]: :/

[Sakasaki]: It’s strange and groSS.

[Tsukinaga]: youre gonna take off the shell anyways!!!! 

[Tsukinaga]: you would eat an unpeeleed banana dropped on the floor wouldnt ya

[Itsuki]: Absolutely not. It’s disgusting.

[Tsukinaga]: shus just a germaphobe then

[Mashiro]: why are we arguing about eggs

[Hibiki]: Because Tsukinaga-kun is bringing us dishwasher eggs next meetup!

[Mashiro]: …

[Mashiro]: I think I’ll be skipping the next meetup

[Tsukinaga]: THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH COOKING AN EGG IN A DISHWASHER!!!!!

[Mashiro]: Yes there is??? 

[Mashiro]: It’s for washing not cooking!

[Tsukinaga]: YES BUT LIKE

[Tsukinaga]: dishwasher = warm = can cook an egg

[Tsukinaga]: its like slowly cooking an egg over a long period of time its like a wet shitty oven

[Mashiro]: JUST USE AN OVEN THEN???

[Tsukinaga]: nooo then i wont get like the Tender Egg from slow cooking over a long time

[Hidaka]: …

[Hidaka]: Why am I starting to think Tsukinaga-senpai is making sense.

[Mashiro]: Hokuto senpai?

[Hidaka]: I can’t believe I’m saying this but I’m starting to consider the “dishwasher egg”.

[Tsukinaga]: YEAH BOY

[Sakasaki]: HokkEE.

[Hasumi]: We have lost one of our comrades.

[Hidaka]: I am sorry.

[Mashiro]: Well…

[Mashiro]: if hokuto senpai is willing to try it then maybe

[Sakasaki]: 1̨ͅ5̲̺̖͉ͅ ̪D̵̠̲̹͈e̖͕c̜̲͉̲̜͠eṃ̳̹̹̗͎b̲̣̫̻͈e̼̘̻̗̖̦͎r̶͙ ̭ͅ0̸͖͈̳͈2̘̗̝̝͔͕:̯̪̜̖̳35͏̪̼̦

[Tsukinaga]: did magician boy just predict our deaths

[Hidaka]: I think we deserve it.

[Mashiro]: same here

[Hasumi]: No curses in the group chat.

[Hasumi]: Anywhere else is fine but not in this group chat.

[Ran]: I do not see the problem with cooking eggs in a dishwasher.

[Ran]: It is as Tsukinaga said. Dishwashers produce heat, which is needed for cooking. It is not unhygienic because the shell protects the inner parts of the egg, and we do not consume the shell.

[Tsukinaga]: see? he gets it

[Itsuki]: I went to take a break and I see you harlots are still talking about the accursed dishwasher egg.

[Itsuki]: Brûle en l’enfer.

[Tsukinaga]: i dont speak croissant

[Itsuki]: Then perish.

[Hibiki]: I have brought up the idea of “dishwasher eggs” to my roommates, and they have approved it!

[Sakasaki]: Even Sora?

[Hasumi]: Your room is a breeding ground for chaos. It is not an accurate measurement for what’s “acceptable”.

[Hibiki]: Yes, even him!

[Hibiki]: In fact, we have a set of eggs in the dishwasher right now!

[Tsukinaga]: wouldnt the little blond kid be sad if his shisho wouldnt eat dishwasher eggs :)

[Sakasaki]: …

[Sakasaki]: FiNE. I will try the egGS.

[Tsukinaga]: great!

[Tsukinaga]: so im gonna brign a dozen dishwasher eggs next meetup

[Mashiro]: I hate it here.

◯ Tomoya Mashiro @tomoya_mashiiiro

Hajime: Yesterday’s book club meeting was great! Hakaze-senpai brought over donuts and we had tea together!
Me: Well Tsukinaga-senpai brought dishwasher eggs to today’s theatre club meeting.

And then he looked at me with the most concerned look on his face.

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◯ Tetora Nagumo @tetora_615

I made cheesecake!

( photo)

◯ Midori Takamine @midori_tkmn

do you take constructive criticism

◯ Tetora Nagumo @tetora_615

sure

◯ Midori Takamine @midori_tkmn

it looks terrible

◯ Tetora Nagumo @tetora_615

…

◯ Hinata Aoi @aoi_hinata

he’s right tho how do you burn a cheesecake that bad

◯ Tetora Nagumo @tetora_615

it tastes alright at least

◯ Hinata Aoi @aoi_hinata

doubt.

◯ Tetora Nagumo @tetora_615

you can come over and taste it right now if you want

◯ Hinata Aoi @aoi_hinata

Bet.

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◯ Hinata Aoi @aoi_hinata

Do I taste vinegar in this cheesecake.

◯ Hinata Aoi @aoi_hinata

Please dont tell me he used vinegar as a lemon substitute

◯ Hinata Aoi @aoi_hinata

I think i’m about to cry.

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◯ Arashi Narukami @naruchan_arashi

Walked into Hinata-chan crying and the smell of something burnt in my dorm. Decided to walk out!

◯ Hinata Aoi @aoi_hinata

please come back narukami senpai i cant handle this

◯ Hinata Aoi @aoi_hinata

HE USED VINEGAR AS A LEMON SUBSTITUTE.

◯ Arashi Narukami @naruchan_arashi

Tetora-chan?

◯ Hinata Aoi @aoi_hinata

The person reading this.

◯ Arashi Narukami @naruchan_arashi

???

◯ Hinata Aoi @aoi_hinata

yes it was tetora kun why did you let him why didnt you stop him from creating this vinegar burnt cheesecake ABOMINATION

◯ Tetora Nagumo @tetora_216

dont listen to him its not that bad

◯ Arashi Narukami @naruchan_arashi

Tetora-chan, sweetie.
I can smell it from the doorway.

◯ Hinata Aoi @aoi_hinata

I TOLD YOU IT WAS BAD

◯ Tetora Nagumo @tetora_216

ITS NOT THAT BAD

◯ Arashi Narukami @naruchan_arashi

Well, if you insist I can try a bite! I’m sure it can’t be /that/ bad.

◯ Hinata Aoi @aoi_hinata

DONT DO IT

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◯ Arashi Narukami @naruchan_arashi

I should’ve listened to Hinata-chan.

◯ Arashi Narukami @naruchan_arashi

Will I be able to look at cheesecake the same way again…?

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◯ Tetora Nagumo @tetora_615

Well if it was that bad maybe i should give up on baking :/

◯ Chiaki Morisawa @MORISAWACHIAKI0918

Rather than give up completely might I suggest trying a no-bake recipe instead? :)!

◯ Midori Takamine @midori_tkmn

no i think he should just give up

◯ Chiaki Morisawa @MORISAWACHIAKI0918

That’s not very nice, Takamine!

◯ Midori Takamine @midori_tkmn

Look. You and I both know he shouldn’t be ANYWHERE near a heat source.

◯ Chiaki Morisawa @MORISAWACHIAKI0918

Indeed! That is why I suggested a no-bake recipe!

◯ Tetora Nagumo @tetora_615

y’know even if you untag me i can still see it on my timeline right

◯ Chiaki Morisawa @MORISAWACHIAKI0918

I am so sorry, Nagumo.

◯ Midori Takamine @midori_tkmn

Honestly? I’m surprised you didn’t set the oven on fire like during chocolat fes.

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◯ Arashi Narukami @naruchan_arashi

HE WHAT?

◯ Midori Takamine @midori_tkmn

Honestly? I’m surprised you didn’t set the oven on fire like during chocolat fes

◯ Arashi Narukami @naruchan_arashi

I’m not letting him use the oven without supervision anymore.

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◯ Tetora Nagumo @tetora_615

Cheesecake round 2! (success)

(photo)

◯ Midori Takamine @midori_tkmn

what the fuck

◯ Midori Takamine @midori_tkmn

how did you go from *that* to this

◯ Hinata Aoi @aoi_hinata

all me

◯ Arashi Narukami @naruchan_arashi

I helped too!

◯ Midori Takamine @midori_tkmn

Oh okay that makes more sense

[veggie boy🥕]: hey hinata kun

[veggie boy🥕]: what exactly did you get tetorakun to do

[hinata kun]: getting him to whip the egg whites by hand was enough to distract him while narukami senpai and i did everything else

[veggie boy🥕]: by hand?????

[hinata kun]: yeah.

[hinata kun]: gotta put that strength of his to use somehow

[hinata kun]: anyways learning that tetsukun can whip eggs by hand means that hes my personal egg beater now!

[veggie boy🥕]: don’t you have en electric beater?

[hinata kun]: nah

[hinata kun]: no sockets for it either :/

[hinata kun]: do you know how long ive been wanting to make macarons but not wanting to whip these whites by hand?? 

[hinata kun]: my only worry i that he’ll somehow overwhip them but i’m gonna put some faith in him

[hinata kun]: just a little

[veggie boy🥕]: good luck my dude

◯ Hinata Aoi @aoi_hinata

HOW DO YOU OVERWHIP EGG WHITES BY HAND

◯ Hinata Aoi @aoi_hinata

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE

◯ Tetora Nagumo @tetora_615

IM SORRY?? I DIDNT MEAN TO 

◯ Hinata Aoi @aoi_hinata

say sorry to the egg whites

◯ Tetora Nagumo @tetora_615

Huh

◯ Hinata Aoi @aoi_hinata

Say sorry to the egg whites. Are they fixed?

◯ Tetora Nagumo @tetora_615

no…..

◯ Hinata Aoi @aoi_hinata

THE EGGW HITES WONT UNDERWHIP THEMSELVES!!!

◯ Tetora Nagumo @tetora_615

OKOK I GET IT BUT WHAT DO I DO WITH THE WHITES

◯ Hinata Aoi @aoi_hinata

Give them to me i’ll try and fix them

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◯ Hinata Aoi @aoi_hinata

Ok… we went through a bit of a rough patch with the whites but

Souffle pancakes success!

(photo)

◯ Arashi Narukami @naruchan_arashi

10/10 would eat again but this time without watching you two panic in the kitchen on how to fix egg whites 

◯ Hinata Aoi @aoi_hinata

it hurts, narukami-senpai

◯ Arashi Narukami @naruchan_arashi

:)

[narukami senpai🎀]: hinata chan~!

[hinata chan ♡]: whats up

[narukami senpai🎀]: sorry if im being intrusive but you seem to be baking an awful lot?

[narukami senpai🎀]: like

[narukami senpai🎀]: a little bit beyond whats normal

[narukami senpai🎀]: at first i thought it was because you liked sweets but then

[narukami senpai🎀]: you seem to be giving most of it to me and tetora chan?

[narukami senpai🎀]: i mean you take leftovers sometimes but i rarely ever see you eat it yourself?

[narukami senpai🎀]: i appreciate them but it's a little worrying?

[hinata chan ♡]: um

[hinata chan ♡]: baking is a good stress relief, i guess?

[hinata chan ♡]: its good to channel stress into something yummy!

[hinata chan ♡]: i mean i like sweets and stuff but eating too much is a little

[hinata chan ♡]: iffy for me?

[narukami senpai🎀]: i see…

[narukami senpai🎀]: at least you’re dealing with stress in a healthy way?

[narukami senpai🎀]: you should talk about what’s bothering you every once in a while though!

[narukami senpai🎀]: it’s bad if you bottle up things

[narukami senpai🎀]: if you need to talk, big sis is here for you!

[hinata chan ♡]: thank you, senpai

[hinata chan ♡]: i really appreciate it

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◯ a.n.z.u 🔒 @apricottbun

everytime someone from the idol course asks me “wow how are your lit scores this high” i am one step closer to snapping

◯ a.n.z.u 🔒 @apricottbun

have you ever heard yourself speak? have you???

◯ a.n.z.u 🔒 @apricottbun

“how do you write your essays so fast” i close my eyes and imagine one of you monologuing thats how

◯ a.n.z.u 🔒 @apricottbun

ive heard it all.

◯ a.n.z.u 🔒 @apricottbun

"oh no, the weather report didn't say it'd rain"

"Naturally. Weather reports are the product of human kind and are thus prone to mistakes just like us.

Truly, humans are so puzzling. We want control over everything so much we even try to predict something as whimsical as the wea

◯ a.n.z.u 🔒 @apricottbun

this is what daily conversation sounds like

◯ a.n.z.u 🔒 @apricottbun

“oh wow you get to work with so many cute boys!” they’re not so cute after you hear them talk about the human condition for the 3584396803th time i swear

◯ a.n.z.u 🔒 @apricottbun

ALUMNI DO NOT INTERACT.

3RD YEARS DO NOT INTERACT.

2ND YEARS you’re on thin ice.

**ALUMNI DO NOT INTERACT.**

cryptid club

[nazuna]: did you guys see anzu’s latest tweets?

[nazuna]: man

[nazuna]: do we really monologue that much?

[tsumugi]: hm..

[makoto]: i guess we do???

[makoto]: hidaka-kun monologues a fair bit

[makoto]: i think i’ve seen you zone off into internal monologues a few times, nito-senpai

[nazuna]: was it that obvious

[makoto]: a little

[nazuna]: i dont like how long tsumugi chin’s been typing

  ↺ a.n.z.u retweeted

◯ Makoto Yuuki @makoyuuki

wyd if you leave for unit practice and come back to your notifications looking like a whole damn classical literature novel

(photo)

◯ a.n.z.u 🔒 @apricottbun

what did i say. What Did I Say.

◯ a.n.z.u 🔒 @apricottbun

i would say that this would be my evil awakening villain tragic backstory monologue but that would mean im monologuing.

◯ a.n.z.u 🔒 @apricottbun

if i catch alkaloid and crazy:b monologuing too theyre gonna catch these hands

craftmonsters

[Makoto]: you guys wont monologue on me right

[Makoto]: wait no i remembered hidaka kun and itsuki senpai are here

[Shu]: ?

[Shu]: Pardon?

[Makoto]: sorry itsuki senpai you’re on anzu’s “monologue hitlist”

[Hokuto]: “Monologue hitlist”?

[Makoto]: check her twt

[freeloader]: anzu? 

[freeloader]: thats the producer girl right?

[Makoto]: oh yeah you probably dont have her on twitter

[Makoto]: youre on the “i dont know you yet but you seem like you’re gonna bust one out eventually” section

[ritsu]: ?

[Makoto]: oh sakuma kun youre on “thin ice”

[ritsu]: when

[Makoto]: huh

[Makoto]: she just posted her monologue tier list a while ago

[ritsu]: when did i ask

[Makoto]: h

[ritsu]: jk

[ritsu]: thx for telling

[Makoto]: ,,

[Makoto]: no problem

[Makoto]: itsuki senpai. hidaka kun. I see you typing

[Hokuto]: Is Anzu upset with me?

[Makoto]: oh thank god

[Hokuto]:   ??

[Makoto]: uhhh not sure but my bets are on

[Makoto]: probably not 

[Makoto]: just venting frustrations or something

[Hokuto]: I see.

[Shu]: Tch.

[Makoto]: tch?

[Makoto]: man with all that typing i was expecting a 1200word 2 chapter monologue

[Shu]: I was nearly about to send one before I realised the irony of it.

[Hokuto]: Glad to see Itsuki-senpai is at least self aware.

[ritsu]: where dyall get the energy to monologue all the time tho

[Hokuto]: It just happens.

[Shu]: Sometimes things can’t be expressed in a few sentences.

[Hokuto]: More importantly, do you guys think Anzu has been looking more stressed recently?

[Makoto]: a little bit

[Shu]: “A little bit”? The poor girl looks like she’s ready to collapse at any given moment.

[Shu]: Are you lot in Trickstar not taking care of your producer properly?

[Hokuto]: Firstly, she’s not just our producer. She’s everyone’s producer.

[Hokuto]: Secondly, we’ve been trying. 

[Hokuto]: Her schedule is packed to the brim, and Anzu barely has free time.

[Hokuto]: Even if she does have any, she won’t spend it with us. 

[Shu]: How troubling. Has she not learnt her lesson from her hospitalisation?

[Makoto]: i think its a coping mechanism at this point

[freeloader]: if she wont spend free time with ya why dont you just book her for a few slots and use that to spend time with her

[Makoto]: oh shit

[Hokuto]: …

[Hokuto]: I can’t believe we didn’t think of that.

[ritsu]: arent your asses broke tho

[Makoto]: fuck

[Shu]: How about this? We hire the young miss for a slot or two with our circle funds and get her to participate in our circle activities.

[Shu]: After all, this circle is meant to help us relieve stress through the arts.

[Shu]: If I recall correctly, the young miss was decent at sewing, was she not?

[Shu]: I’m sure she would fit in with us.

[ritsu]: dont see why not

[ritsu]: its not like it costs much to book anzu anyways

[Shu]: ?

[Shu]: I was under the assumption she was high demand?

[Makoto]: yeah! but she works for like the equivalent of minimum wage here

[Shu]: Then why is Trickstar unable to hire her?

[Hokuto]: We are severely broke.

[Makoto]: like. barely afford to enter lives broke

[Shu]: Imbeciles. 

◯ Arashi Narukami @naruchan_arashi

I was taking a break with Producer-san and she let out the loudest sigh when she saw her latest job.

◯ Arashi Narukami @naruchan_arashi

Good luck, Producer-san…

◯ a.n.z.u 🔒 @apricottbun

went into craftmonsters expecting stress. came out stressed for an entirely different reason than i expected (konpeito discourse)

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◯ Hokuto Hidaka @Hidaka__Hokuto 

Unlike what some people in Craftmonsters think, konpeito is not “just sugar”.

◯ Makoto Yuuki @makoyuuki

SUGAR IS LITERALLY THE ONLY INGREDIENT

◯ Hokuto Hidaka @Hidaka__Hokuto 

Yes, but calling it “just sugar” is insulting. Eating konpeito and eating granulated sugar do not give the same experience.

◯ Makoto Yuuki @makoyuuki

Yeah but there’s like. Other (better) candies??

◯ Hokuto Hidaka @Hidaka__Hokuto 

They don’t have the same simplicity.
Even the producer agrees, konpeito is more than “just sugar”.

◯ Makoto Yuuki @makoyuuki

That girl lived off konpeito for like the entirety of last year I don’t think she’s a good point of reference.

◯ Hokuto Hidaka @Hidaka__Hokuto 

@isaramao_316 @subaruuu622 What do you two think of konpeito?

◯ Mao Isara @isaramao_316

oh my god is this what ritsu was talking about

◯ Subaru Akehoshi @subaruuu622

6/10 kinda shiny but not that shiny so it passes

◯ Shu Itsuki @ItsukiShu_

Are those dolts still arguing over konpeito?

◯ Shu Itsuki @ItsukiShu_

Was it not enough to disturb the sanctity of circle activity with their arguing? Must they bring it onto social media as well?

◯ Rinne Amagi @rinne_amagi

2000 yen konpeito wins

◯ Ritsu Sakuma @RitSuuu_s

bet.

◯ Mao Isara @isaramao_316

RITSU

◯ Ritsu Sakuma @RitSuuu_s

tell me how it goes <3

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◯ Sora Harukawa @harukawa_tweets

grand-shishou’s biirds on a roomba. what will they do!!!

◯ Mitsuru Tenma @mitsurunnnnn

clean!

◯ Sora Harukawa @harukawa_tweets

clean!

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◯ Hokuto Hidaka @Hidaka__Hokuto

Can someone tell me why Hibiki-san’s birds on roombas are all over the dorms?

(photo)

◯ Subaru Akehoshi @subaruuu622

We released them!

◯ Hokuto Hidaka @Hidaka__Hokuto

Why.

◯ Subaru Akehoshi @subaruuu622

It seemed fun!

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◯ Tomoya Mashiro @tomoya_mashiiiro

Why am i seeing Hibiki-senpai’s birds everywhere is this a nightmarE? I think this is a nightmare. I thought I was free why am I seeing them everywhere again I hate it here please let me g

◯ Hokuto Hidaka @Hidaka__Hokuto

Sadly, not a nightmare. If it was a nightmare we could wake up. This is reality and it consists of watching white doves ride around, surprisingly well behaved, on roombas no one can control.

◯ Tomoya Mashiro @tomoya_mashiiiro

Hokuto-senpai help mI THINK I JUST HEAR SENA SENPAI SCREAM? WASNT HE OVERSEAS? DID HE COME BACK TO THIS?

◯ Hokuto Hidaka @Hidaka__Hokuto

No. It was one of the roombas.

◯ Tomoya Mashiro @tomoya_mashiiiro

Did they get him?

◯ Hokuto Hidaka @Hidaka__Hokuto

No, one of the roombas is programmed to scream every time it bumps into something and the scream samples used are from Sena-san.

◯ Tomoya Mashiro @tomoya_mashiiiro

But why.

◯ Hokuto Hidaka @Hidaka__Hokuto

I wish I knew.

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◯ Keito Hasumi @hasumikeito96

Hibiki. Once I find you. I will make sure you receive punishment.

◯ Wataru Hibiki @hibiwataru

The keys only have a 0.32% drop rate if you kill me.

◯ Keito Hasumi @hasumikeito96

What does this mean?

◯ Wataru Hibiki @hibiwataru

Good luck.

◯ Keito Hasumi @hasumikeito96

Hello?

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◯ Hokuto Hidaka @Hidaka__Hokuto

Good luck to Hasumi-san but Hibiki-san is almost impossible to kill.

◯ Keito Hasumi @hasumikeito96

Please stop talking about murder in public.

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◯ Wataru Hibiki @hibiwataru

Birdcam.

(livestream)

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◯ Tomoya Mashiro @tomoya_mashiiiro

Did he strap a camera onto one of the birds. 

◯ Sora Harukawa @harukawa_tweets

No, I did!

◯ Tomoya Mashiro @tomoya_mashiiiro

,good for you!

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◯ Madara Mikejima @mikejimadara

Unfortunately, the screaming roomba has been taken out of commission after noise complaints :(

◯ Madara Mikejima @mikejimadara

It has been modified so that the clips of Izumi-san yelling have been replaced with soft whispers of Wataru-san going “Amazing!”

◯ Keito Hasumi @hasumikeito96

why

◯ Subaru Akehoshi @subaruuu622

i think you broke him

◯ Madara Mikejima @mikejimadara

Oops

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[Tomoya]: do you hear it too

[hokuto senpai ♡♡]: “Amazing”?

[Tomoya]: yep.

[hokuto senpai ♡♡]: I think it’s coming from the roomba.

[Tomoya]: i feel like im losing my grasp on reality

[hokuto senpai ♡♡]: I wish I could help you but I feel the same.

[Tomoya]: should we try catching the masked pervert roomba?

[hokuto senpai ♡♡]: We can sure try, but I feel like the bird might be a guard.

[Tomoya]: curse him and his well trained birds

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◯ Mitsuru Tenma @mitsurunnnnn

bird research with sora-chan!
soft breads (like white bread) is good! they dont like hard crusty breads (french) 

◯ Sora Harukawa @harukawa_tweets

HuHu! They also like breads with spread! Like jam!
Grape is also good!

◯ Madara Mikejima @mikejimadara

This is cute and all, but I don’t think you should be feeding Wataru-san’s doves without asking him fiiirst?

◯ Madara Mikejima @mikejimadara

He might have them on a diet or something!

◯ Sora Harukawa @harukawa_tweets

Oh no :(

◯ Mitsuru Tenma @mitsurunnnnn

We’ll go apologize to Watachansenpai!!

◯ Mitsuru Tenma @mitsurunnnnn

@hibiwataru sorry for feeding your birds without asking :(

◯ Wataru Hibiki @hibiwataru

It’s quite alright! They can have some snacks, as a treat :)

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◯ Hokuto Hidaka @Hidaka__Hokuto

Due to Akehoshi’s involvement in the Bird Incident, he is banned from unit practices until further notice. 

◯ Subaru Akehoshi @subaruuu622

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

◯ Subaru Akehoshi @subaruuu622

I can access our practice rooms anyways you can’t stop me.

◯ Hokuto Hidaka @Hidaka__Hokuto

I will.

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◯ Mao Isara @isaramao_316

Just watched Subaru climb in through the windows. Scarred for life!

◯ Mao Isara @isaramao_316

HE BROUGHT ONE OF THE BIRD ROOMBAS WITH HIM I HATE IT HERE

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◯ Wataru Hibiki @hibiwataru

5 hours.

◯ Hokuto Hidaka @Hidaka__Hokuto

What does this mean? 

◯ Hokuto Hidaka @Hidaka__Hokuto

Hello?

◯ Hokuto Hidaka @Hidaka__Hokuto

What does this mean?

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◯ Eichi Tenshouin @eichitenshoin

Did someone break Keito? He’s just sitting there staring into the distance, drinking redbull while a roomba (with a bird on it) circles him.

◯ Wataru Hibiki @hibiwataru

Pay no mind, Eichi :)

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◯ Mika Kagehira @kagehira_mika

Maybe choosin’ ta live away from the dorms was a good choice after all.

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◯ Rei Sakuma @SakumaRei112

Oh? I was sure the birds were still out barely a minute ago. It seems that they have disappeared at the stroke of 12.

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◯ Tomoya Mashiro @tomoya_mashiiiro

DID THE BIRDS JUST DISAPPEAR? I SWEAR THEY WERE THERE JUST A MOMENT AGO WHERE DID THEY GO

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◯ Sora Harukawa @harukawa_tweets

The birdies have come home!!! :)

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◯ Leo Tsukinaga @tsukinagaleyo

So you’re telling me the one day im gone from ensquare we had a bird roomba invasion??? this sucks i didnt even get to see sena roomba in action

◯ Madara Mikejima @mikejimadara

:( its okay Leo-san! We can do this again another day :)!

◯ Keito Hasumi @hasumikeito96

Please don’t.

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◯ 【Official】Trickstar @Trickstar_spro

 【Video Release】

Trickstar Game Night #01 has been uploaded!
Watch Trickstar play through a cult classic horror game!

youtu,be/smOIbEY2fJ0

#Trickstar

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Su: -eey, is it working?

Ho: Be patient, Akehoshi.

Mk: It’s up now!

Su: Welcome, welcome!

Ma: Welcome to Trickstar’s game night stream! 

Ma: I’m sure you know who we are, but let’s just give a quick introduction?

Ho: I’m Trickstar’s leader, Hokuto Hidaka. Here are my unit members, Akehoshi Subaru,

Su: Yo!

Ho: Yuuki Makoto,

Mk: Present!

Ho: And Isara Mao,

Ma: (waves)

Ho: We also have a special guest with us.

(Subaru pulls a girl wearing a dental mask into frame.)

An: Hey-

Ho: It’s our producer!

An: I was just supposed to be here for supervision??

Su: You can supervise while being on stream!

Mk: Why don’t you introduce yourself?

An: You four planned this. 

Su: We did! So go ahead and introduce yourself!

An: Um…

An: Nice to meet you, I’m Trickstar’s producer. I was only supposed to supervise, but I’m here now, I guess.

An: I’d like to not reveal my name, for privacy reasons, so you can address me as Producer-san. 

An: Now, let’s push our focus back on the game, shall we?

Mk: Today we’ll be playing Ib!

Mk: It won’t be my first time playing, I’ve gotten all the endings before.

Mk: But it has been a while since I last played…

Ma: I’ve heard of it before, but I haven’t played it myself.

Ho: Never heard of it.

Su: I’ve heard Ukki mention it!

(The boys look at Anzu)

An: I’ve… Heard of it?

Ho: Yuuki, will you be in control?

Mk: If no one else wants to do it, sure.

Mk: Ib is a horror game though, I think it’s better if someone inexperienced plays it.

Ma: I can do it.

Su: Oh, but I wanna try too!!

Ho: Maybe we can share controls somehow?

Mk: The game is split into colored areas, so we could switch players every room?

(The boys agree to this idea)

(Control switch: Hokuto)

Ho: Should I read the lines?

Ma: I don’t see why not.

Su: Hokke~ Do a little voice acting for us!

Ho: Alright. This lady should be the girl’s mom, right?

Ho: (high pitched voice) “Well, we're here. ...This is your first time at an art gallery, right Ib?”

(Subaru snorts.)

Ma: If it’s a lady, shouldn’t we get Producer-san to do it?

An: No thank you! I think Hokuto-san’s voicework is just fine.

Ho: May I continue?

Su: Please do!

(Hokuto reads out the remaining lines in the same high pitched voice)

Ho: This should be the dad, right? Then I can just use my normal voice.

(He continues reading the lines.)

Ho: Ah, we’re free to move around now.

Ho: Yuuki, what do I do now?

Mk: Just explore the gallery?

Su: Go upstairs!

Ma: Hey, talk to that purple guy. He looks important.

Su: Aww, he’s not responding.

Ho: It might be rude to talk to strangers in an art gallery.

Ma: Let’s just check out the rest of the gallery then.

(exploring…)

Ho: This one is strange. 

Ho: ??? World.

Su: It’s so scribbly! It looks like a kid drew it.