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1. It's about time! by Ems_Ems

   Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Jul 2019

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   • Havelock Vetinari/Samuel Vimes
   • Havelock Vetinari
   • Samuel Vimes
   • Sybil Ramkin
   • Lady Margolotta
   • Mustrum Ridcully
   • Vetinari loses a bet
   • Vimes loses his pants
   • bloody wizards
   • ferocious alchemists
   • let's try this again shall we
   • They fuck but it's basically only a hint

   Summary

   Vimes had always been a rational man under layers of cynicism, but Vetinari managed to do what years of greasy food slowing his bloodstream hadn't done: make him pop a vein.
   "Are you- were you even listening when I was explaining all that stuff about the bloody academicals messing with the bloody timeline of our dimension? There are riots out there! At least ten different High Priests had to revise their entire religions according to the new chronological order of historical events. It’s a mess!"

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