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Metamorphic to Chop-Chop:
Metamorphic:
So I have a crazy idea but basically I need help sneaking two garbage bags full of boxes into my room.
Chop-Chop:
And you're asking me because?
Metamorphic:
You're strong and have the ability to keep a secret
Please???
Chop-Chop:
*sighs* I suppose it'd be ‘unmanly’ to say no.
Metamorphic:
Thanks so much man! I owe you one!!
Medium Temperature Mess:
Queen:
Hey Kiri~
Metamorphic:
Should I be scared?
Queen:
No
Lord Explosion Murder:
Yes
Queen:
Rude!
Anyways before I was so rudely interrupted ///
What's in the bag~?
Metamorphic:
A big heap of nunya
Queen:
Oh come on~
It's pointy
Why do you need two big bags of pointy?
Metamorphic:
Wouldn't you like to know~
Pkachu:
Yes we would
Tell us
Tell us
T E L L U S
Queen:
T
E
L
L
Thermostat:
Tell.
Metamorphic:
Not you too??
Mido come get your man
Mini-Might:
I'm sure if he wanted to tell us he would!
Completely off topic but
Do you think Aizawa would let us put up a Christmas tree?
Like a live one?
Screw Gravity:
My dad's friend has a tree farm!
We should all go!
Insomnia:
Do you want me to ask?
Lord Explosion Murder:
Fuck no.
We're not having a live tree.
Those things suck.
Mini-Might:
We'll let you blow it up after we’re done with it
Zoom:
Midoriya! That would be unsafe!
Lord Explosion Murder:
Fuck yeah let's do it
Invisibitch:
Okay Hear me out
Queen:
Listening
Invisibitch:
Post-christmas bonfire
Pandora:
No! Think of the carbon emissions
Insomnia:
Okay but
Fuck carbon
We’re all gonna die anyway
Mini-Might:
That's the spirit!
Did you ask?
Pandora:
I'm very concerned
Insomnia:
No hold on
Insomnia has added Let Me Sleep to the chat
Insomnia:
Father
We request a live tree
Let Me Sleep:
First, don't call me that
Second, why?
Mini-Might:
For Christmas!
Let Me Sleep:
Oh God how many of you are in here
Wanna Kermit:
All of us
Kero
Let Me Sleep:
Fine. Whatever.
If you guys can pay for and set up a tree I won't stop you.
But any mess made is your responsibility
Pikachu:
Even the sap?
Let Me Sleep:
Especially the sap.
Goodnight. Don't wake me unless someone is dying
Let Me Sleep has left the chat
Zoom:
I suppose since we have permission.
How are we getting to this tree farm?
Kissing The Night:
I can drive
Queen:
Shotgun!
Invisibitch:
Bitch!
Zoom:
Language! That was uncalled for.
Invisibitch:
But I wanna ride bitch :(
Pandora:
I think we're all forgetting that we don't have access to a car
Hot Topic:
Says who? My dad's got a van
Pandora:
A van that can hold twenty people?
Hot Topic:
…..
No.
Let me make some phone calls
Pikachu:
Oof Pulling out the band connections for a tree
The Night:
I for one, am excited by this turn of events
Kissing The Night:
"What a mad banquet of darkness.”
The Night:
….
How dare you.
Who gave you the right??
Kissing The Night:
Dark shadow
We talk when you're asleep
The Night:
…..
Well then.
Hot Topic:
Okay so I called some people
Queen:
And???
Hot Topic:
Good news is I've acquired a bus
Mini-Might:
Bad news??
Hot Topic:
We need an adult to drive it.
A real honest to goodness adult.
Kami:
As opposed to what? A fake adult?
Hot Topic:
Listen here you little shit
Thermostat:
…
Izuku
Mini-Might:
What?
Thermostat:
You know what you need to do
Mini-Might:
No I really don't?
Insomnia:
Call your dad.
Ser-yo:
I'm late to the party but call your dad!
Who’s your dad?
Mini-Might:
HE IS NOT MY DAD
SHOUTO WHAT DID YOU DO
Insomnia:
He explained the irrefutable evidence that you are, in fact, All-Might's son.
Thermostat:
I am not sorry.
You are his son.
There is no other explanation.
Mini-Might:
Just for that I'm not calling him.
Invisibitch:
Please???
Queen:
You started this in the first place????
You kind of have to????
Screw Gravity:
Come on Deku!
Call your dad!!
Mini-Might:
Sgckdjfy
He's not my dad
But hold on
Pikachu:
Yes!
Queen:
While we wait can we talk about Aizawa going to sleep at noon?
Insomnia:
No.
Invisibitch:
It's not the weirdest thing we've seen him do tho
He has a gel packet stash in his desk.
Ser-yo:
You're ignoring the fact that he has blankets in multiple ceiling tiles around the school??
Mini-Might:
Eternal mood
Hot Topic:
!!!!
Thermostat:
What did your dad say?
Mini-Might:
He's not my dad
Queen:
Doesn't matter did he say yes?
Mini-Might:
Oh yeah!
He'll drive us
He thinks it's a good bonding exercise
Sugar Sugar:
You know I'd love to join
But I /just/ put some fruitcake in the oven
Chop-Chop:
Eww
Mini-Might:
Seconded
Sugar Sugar:
….
I'm disowning all of you.
Thermostat:
Can you teach Endeavor to do that?
Sugar Sugar:
Bake fruitcake?
I'd be honored!
Thermostat:
No Disown me.
What's fruit cake?
Pikachu:
Personal question but
Why the fuck do we hate the current number one hero?
Thermostat:
No comment.
Mini-Might:
Because fuck him that's why.
Dad says he's ready when we are
WAIT
SHIT
Thermostat:
I KNEW IT
Insomnia:
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED
Mini-Might:
I'm never gonna live this down am I?
Queen:
Absolutely not
Mini-Might:
┻━┻ミ＼(≧ﾛ≦＼)
Screw Gravity:
Let's go get a tree!
Invisibitch:
WOOP WOOP!
~On the bus~
Pikachu:
How far away is this tree farm?
Hot Topic:
Uraraka is literally in front of you
Ask
Screw Gravity:
Don't worry! We're almost there!!
Queen:
So like
How does Jirou have access to such a nice bus??
This is better than the one we took to the training camp
Hot Topic:
Magic (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Pikachu:
Her dad owns a record label
Hot Topic:
Excuse you.
It's magic.
Invisibitch:
That's so cool!
So wait
Whose bus is this
Hot Topic:
Mine now.
Pikachu:
No but really
Whose bus is this
Lord Explosion Murder:
Can you not fucking read?
It's hers.
Hot Topic:
Thank you.
~
Animu:
Hey my anxiety is being really mean right now
Can I contribute to the conversation here in chat?
Thanks ^^
We can't get this tree
Because there's a nest in the top!
Yes I know it's winter.
Baby birds = bird poop
We should get this one It's sturdy and healthy
Yes I'm sure
It looks so sad because it doesn't have water
If we give it water it'll show it's full tree-potential
Insomnia:
We’re getting this one purely for the phrase “tree-potential”
Also I didn't say earlier but I get it, Anxiety is a bitch
~
Ser-yo:
And you're sure these people won't mind their bus smelling like tree?
Mini-Might:
Well it's not like we could have strapped it down
Insomnia:
I volunteered to strap myself to the tree but nooooo
Pandora:
Not only no
Hell no
Sugar Sugar:
You guys headed back?
Screw Gravity:
Yeporuni!
Sugar Sugar:
Stupid question
Queen:
Stupid answer
Sugar Sugar:
Why didn't you use Sero's tape to secure the tree
Animu:
Because that's rude
(ㆁᴗㆁ✿)
Lord Explosion Murder:
Oh my God
Shut the fuck up
It wouldn't have hurt the tree
Animu:
Maybe not on the outside
Screw Gravity:
We’re almost back to the dorm
Sero can you use your tape to keep the tree from floating away while we carry it inside?
Ser-yo:
If you're asking me to help you make a balloon out of a live tree the answer is yes
Zoom:
Midoriya
Mini-Might:
Yeessss?
Zoom:
How are we decorating the tree?
Thermostat:
WE GET TO DECORATE THE TREE????
Queen:
Yes?
How did you not know that?
Thermostat:
…..
No comment.
Invisibitch:
Understood, carry on
Pandora:
I just automatically assumed I had to make the decorations
I've been studying ornaments since we left
I'm not making lights tho
Too much effort.
Hot Topic:
I've got lights
Metamorphic:
Wait why
Hot Topic:
Nunya
Pikachu:
They make her feel at home
Hot Topic:
I'm gonna kill him.
Pandora:
Not allowed.
Hot Topic:
I'm going to maim him?
Lord Explosion Murder:
Can I help?
Hot Topic:
This is personal but after I'm done with him he’s all yours
Mini-Might:
Yo when did Kachan become friends with Jirou?
Lord Explosion Murder:
WE’RE NOT FRIENDS
Hot Topic:
When he took my side on the bus
I was reciprocating his toleration
Animu:
Oh hey!
Before we start setting the tree up thanks for including me in all this ^^
Screw Gravity:
Of course???
How else would we have known to keep the nest tree from being sold
Animu:
If this is my purpose in life then so be it
~
Twink(le):
You know what my purpose is~~~
Queen:
What?
Twink(le):
A secret ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Queen:
Never use that again
Invisibitch:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mini-Might:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Thermostat:
Izuku how do I do that
Thank you
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lord Explosion Murder:
I hate this fucking family
Wanna Kermit:
This just in
Bakugo admits he is part of our family
This story and more at 8
Kero
Lord Explosion Murder:
~I will fucking destroy your bloodline you fucking bitch~
Zoom:
Bakugo!
Mini-Might:
Iida it's a meme
Thermostat:
It is?
Mini-Might:
Shouto I'm very sorry for this but
Class meeting in the common room this boi needs some meme education
We’re starting with vine
Pikachu:
I'll bring the mountain dew!
Pandora:
Can I bring twizzlers?
Mini-Might:
Neither of those are Christmas foods but okay Ig
Lord Explosion Murder:
Twizzlers suck.
Just eat regular fucking licorice
Invisibitch:
Shun the non-believer
Zoom:
Please keep the gathering school appropriate!
I will be catching up on some reading!
Mini-Might:
What no!
Everyone has to come
Except Kouda
Animu:
Thanks!
I think I'll be okay this time though I'll leave if the noise gets to be too much
Mini-Might:
Pleeeaaase Iida?
Zoom:
I can't even see you but I can feel your puppy eyes
Twink(le):
You can't say no~
Our cinnamon roll demands it It will be so