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Yoongi-hyung ♡
Today 11:53 AM
hey kitty kitty
did you finish that grocery list?
i told you not to call me that
yes
you can’t stop me
can you send it? :D
ok here
i don’t care what you get as long as it doesn’t include the ingredients of lasagna
i’m never making it again by the way
omg how could you :( the lasagna was great
but seriously i’m going out now and i don’t want to buy things you don’t like cooking with, especially when i have things planned out for the days i’m cooking
fine yes i made it, i’m sending it now
thank you <3
what time are you getting home today?
4
ish
i think
i’m having a bit of a creative block so i don’t want to interrupt my flow if it comes back anytime soon
take your time!! i can’t wait to see what you come up with
well, you’re always the first to see
you don’t understand how ridiculously honored i am
it’s like i’m in the presence of something far greater than human except you’re just my incredibly talented adorable little yoongi :)
i almost gagged a little but same here
awww
get back to work now
i love you
i promise i’ll send lots of pictures of the kids
did i tell you about the time i accidently called them “the kids” in front of a coworker and she was very shocked that someone of my personality would have children? i think she was relieved when i revealed that i simply owned cats. this is all because you’ve infected me
no way!! tell me more!
not until you stop saying “the kids.” that’s your punishment
i also request at least one (1) extra photo of ketchup. you didn’t send any yesterday
will do
but just so you know he was being evil yesterday
he likes me, though
i have to go now but
i love you so much
i’ll see you soon, jiminie
see you soon, kitty ;)
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Seokjin and the Six Babies
Today 1:07 PM
Jin hyung
We have an important matter to discuss
Out of all of us, who would be most likely to get married first?
Taetae
where’s this coming from?
Jin hyung
Joonie and I have a bet
jungkookie
i always thought it would be jin-hyung ;-;
Taetae
really? why?
ooh let me guess
HAHAHA
Jin hyung
Was it my face?
jungkookie
something like that
your intimidatingly beautiful face
Jin hyung
awwww baby
namjoon-hyung
╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
hoseok-hyung
NO PDA IN THE GC
jungkookie
none of us complain at your PDA
actually I was going to guess it would be you
you and tae
hoseok-hyung
well yeah who else would I marry?
NO I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT
besides, you two are basically married anyway
Taetae
we got bro-married at the graduation party and it basically counts
jungkookie
i hate how we all know which terrifying ordeal you’re talking about even though we’ve had so many graduation parties between the seven of us
hoseok-hyung
our marriage made it less terrifying
that was the scariest part
Taetae
how could you
<3
Taetae
you know, in all seriousness, i bet jin hyung and namjoon hyung and jungkookie would be next
oooh definitely the sappy romantics
namjoon-hyung
The only problem is that polyamorous marriages aren’t exactly possible
although...
Jin hyung
Nobody’s stopping us from having the ceremony at least
Yoongi-hyung ♡
pick one pair based on the most economically advantageous option
Jin hyung
You’re lucky that I love you Min Yoongi
jungkookie
ABDJDJSNDNSNSNFNBSN FJDNWN
JFMS!,’sn &,&;!-!
NFNS W ANZMM (T ^ T)(〃ω〃)
Yoongi-hyung ♡
i think he’s broken
somebody needs to get it together and propose to this poor kid
jungkookie
JFJDBDBNDJNFBSNXIS WHDINWIFNkdkdnsjzmjw !3&-&:&!1 &/&’akKkdnensjwnsnsjNmkdjekanJDNFJWJZNWJZ OZ ‘e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
namjoon-hyung
AAAAAAA
hoseok-hyung
not you too
Jin hyung
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
Yoongi-hyung ♡
hopeless
also, are you trying to imply something about jimin and i?
Taetae
never
hoseok-hyung
you two are perfect at your own pace
smh
Yoongi-hyung ♡
no faith
we could legitimately be married and none of you would have any idea
Taetae
i hope we’d have been invited to the wedding!!
we’ll see ;)
Taetae
you aren’t actually married rn are you?
no lol
jungkookie
NFNSNDMAMDKAKDJFJD
i can’t tell if he’s freaking out over us or the idea of being married
Yoongi-hyung ♡
marriage probably
our pace is just fine
Taetae
i would have to agree
also you guys are the cutest
you bet we are
in need of lamb skewers
Today 2:01 PM
jungkookie
guys i,, couldn't actually get married
jungkookieeee you’re just surprised
of course you could get married!!
jungkookie
:(
Taetae
we don’t mean right now obviously
we just mean in a few years
if you feel like settling down
i mean you kind of already are
no offense
jungkookie
coming from you….?
brat
jungkookie
i honestly thought it would be you first
me?
that makes me feel so old
jungkookie
you are old, hyung
Taetae
lol
he’s right
HEY
jungkookie
you and yoongi are just so stable you know?
i’m kind of jealous
we aren’t perfect
jungkookie
i didn’t say that
i know that
but you’re just
stable
there for each other
you’re so domestic too
and love each other the same as ever
but you have all of that with namjoonie hyung and jin hyung?
jungkookie
i guess yeah but
i don’t know it’s
different
i see you guys and i just
i know it’s only been four years but i feel like you guys have been together your whole lives, like i’ve never known you separately. even though you’re both independent.
you complete each other
but??
jungkookie
it’s harder with three people
Taetae
jungkookie?
do you need us
jungkookie
i’m fine
Taetae
is there something we should know
is something wrong?
are they not treating you well?
jungkookie
it’s just not the same
Taetae
what do you mean?
jungkookie
jin hyung has been really off lately
stressed about work
and namjoonie tries to make up for it and take care of
him but it’s wearing down on him too
and i’m caught in the middle
they aren’t spending time with you?
jungkookie
we live together
so?
jungkookie
we spend a lot of time together but
it’s just strained
it’s all the same
we touch the same and talk the same
and i would never ask for more when we all have busy lives and they’re already trying so hard
but i know that they both have something else on their mind a lot of the time
it’s always movement
and we have to work so hard now that sorbet is getting into everything and gelato isn’t getting any younger
i don’t know
jungkook
kookie
koo
that doesn’t mean you won’t get married
it’s just a rough patch okay?
you guys have a lot on your minds right now and it’s normal to feel like a lot is going on and it’s hard to take control of, but you have each other
jungkookie
i know but they feel so distant
Taetae
jungkookie
jungkookie please talk to them
i promise it’s not as bad as you think
you’ve always fixed things by talking
jungkookie
but it’s always me
i always have to
Taetae
i know baby :(
i also know that they probably feel the same way you do and are waiting for someone else to bring it up
but if it’s going to help please please please talk to them
jungkookie
i’m trying
please talk to us next time you feel like this
we’ll help okay?
jungkookie
:(
thank you
both of you
i love you guys
we love you too jungkookie
so much
don’t hesitate to ask us for help
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Taetae
i love you kook
jungkookie
:(
Taetae
Today 2:20 PM
i’m worried.
me too
he hasn’t ever mentioned any of this to you?
nope
you?
not at all
he hasn’t ever hinted at anything being wrong
do you think something really is wrong?
i don’t know
i don’t think so
they’re so perfect, you know? as close as it gets anyway
just because it looks that way doesn’t mean that that’s the truth
it’s not that though
i mean that they’ve known each other for so long
they barely have to talk to know what’s wrong
maybe that’s the problem
maybe
i don’t think i’d ever be able to do something like that with yoongi
me neither
i love hoseokie, but he can be so dense
i think it takes a lot more courage to speak up
i don’t know… they’re special
i know
and also
i thought gelato was doing better?
jungkookie hasn’t talked to you about that?
uh
no
then why’s he talking to me?
jiminie i’m worried
it’s okay taetae
jungkook has been different lately
it’ll pass
i know, but…
what has he told you about gelato?
the seizures are getting worse
more frequent
they can’t do much anymore but keep him comfortable
jin hyung has been taking it really hard
i can’t imagine it
it must be so hard to watch
i know
they love that dog so much
i’ve told them that i would dogsit but all three of them
say it’s okay
i’d be over in a heartbeat
i know tae :(
what should we do?
i don’t really know
none of them will talk to us
have we tried?
i’m closer with jin hyung and you’re closer with namjoonie hyung…
we should probably try again
i just don’t want them to think we’re butting in
have you heard jungkook? they probably aren’t talking enough to be able to put that together
then
well
we can think about it
for now we just have to be there for them
especially jungkookie
i never thought we’d have to protect him from them
he loves them so much
i know :( let’s just see for now okay? we have to wait for jungkookie to come to us before we make any judgement
alright :(
it’ll be okay
it’ll work out
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Yoongi-hyung ♡
Today 5:19 PM
jiminieee
i miss you
are you done yet?
i am not
probably going to stop for the day though
i miss you
i miss you too
i don’t want to stop when i’ve already lost so much momentum, but i’m so stuck trying accomplishes nothing
so i might as well come home
yoongi hyungggg
i’m waiting for you
take your time
don’t be discouraged. if it’s taking you a lot time that just means that you have something better coming
jimin
yeah?
you’re adorable.
jksjksjksj
you’re SO soft
i love you
love you too
i’ll be home in twenty
!! already!
why? are you surprised?
no just
i like it when you take care of yourself
you sap
i’m serious
it’s kind of attractive
//.//
cute
hurry home ;)
you—
you’re serious?
of course
are you up for it?
/////./////
sounds like a plan
love you
Delivered
love you too
